Old 22nd July 2002, 23:18   #81
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I am not post pumping...

Jon was there... I mean here...
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Old 22nd July 2002, 23:51   #82
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The quantity of posts here go up......
and as naturally expected, the quality goes down.

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That warrants a from me. I wouldn't have posted in this thread had it not been for some good reasoning for the thread's demise ^


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Relax Chev, at least it's all channeled into one thread.

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Dude you know how like on star trek they have crazy shit man. That shit is cool. You know what I am talkin' about? Like their computers man.

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You know what else man. If you take like a sub-space filed generator man and like generate a filed inside the computer core man. And have a computer designed for like tachyons man. You could have a Tachyon based temperal computer man.

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Old 23rd July 2002, 00:34   #87
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Dude if you input something into the computer man. Dude you know what would happen man. The tachyons would like come before they go man. Like I/O carry frequencies and hyper space shit man. YOU SEE WHAT IM SAYING

You could have a computer that did what you asked it to before you asked it to! Man thats a trip man.

But what I don't get is how to construct the propper you know the addresing and crazy shit involved with Central Processing man. Like data channels get clogged with unforseen data man

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Dude if they sovled the basic hurdles of the concept man. Do you think they could have temperal processing in like Startrek The ultra hyper google next generation of deep space 69 man. That would be hyper tyte man!

Not only do they have temperal ships man but dude they could have temperal processors! That would be TAAAAAAAYITEEEEEE



Man...

The only problem I also see with this dude man thing is containing the tachyons and using them in an organized on/off type situation and moving them from Input Point A to Output Point B without having them go off to random Point C. Like what kinda cables would you use? Would Copper work? Man?

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Duuude Your like totally trippin me out man. You need to like temperal yourself man. Get some thc type tachyons man and see time fly to a crwal man! Dude,./,.

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Relax Chev, at least it's all channeled into one thread.
It's all good
I got the impression that everyone was suppossed to post here once, not post pump the shit outta the thread BUT if all the moronic, immature shit stays here and here alone, it's a good thing.
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I got the impression that everyone was suppossed to post here once...
I have now posted here once.

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if a man fart[s] and nobody is around to smell it, [does] it smell?
Can he not smell his own fart?
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lets say the man is dead right. if he is dead how can he smell his own farts? since he is dead and no one else is there do they still smell fart like?

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English is the most widely used language in the history of
our planet. One in every 7 humans can speak it. More than half
of the world's books and 3 quarters of international mail is in
English. Of all the languages, it has the largest vocabulary -
perhaps as many as 2 MILLION words. Nonetheless, let's face it
- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor
ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English
muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet,
are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of
tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose,
2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one
amend, that you comb thru annals of history but not a single
annal? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all
but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught? If a
vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you
wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be
committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language
do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck
and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a
wise man and wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and
oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are
alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as
hell another?

Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when
they are absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a
strapful gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled,
ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who ARE spring
chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which
your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a
form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by
going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it
reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course,
isn't a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they
are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up
this essay, I end it

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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There's no cock in a cockroach.
There's no silver or fish in a silverfish.
There's no jerk in beef jerky.
There's no pot in a pot-hole.
There's no ham in a hamburger.

What if we think the joke's on them, but really, the joke's on us?
Why can't you drive golf carts on the freeway?
Why don't two wrongs make a right, no matter how hard you try?
What do you call a person that likes both genders?
Why can't I dial a phone number on my headphones?
Why won't my speakers talk back to me?
Why is there no Channel 1 on TV?

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
"Why do they call 'em fingers? I've never seen 'em fing. Oh, there they go."
-Otto the bus driver from the Simpsons
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1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet
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There's a question that's been on my mind lately: Why does The RIAA insist on boring holes in the hull of the boat in which he is also a passenger? I mean, it is no accident that it's considerations of this sort that make it worth our while to learn about the intellectually stultified things The RIAA is up to. Permit me this forum to rant. Okay, I admit that you won't hear there subalterns admit that they are sinister. But if they continues to mock, ridicule, deprecate, and rebuke people for their beliefs, I will be obliged to do something about them. And you know me: I, not being one of the many vexatious big-labor bosses of this world, never neglect my obligations.

I am shocked and angered by their hateful, lame-brained improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. In the past, it was perfectly clear to everyone with insight and without malice that unravelling the Gordian Knot that is The RIAA is not difficult when you realize the multifaceted nature of The RIAA and their disciples. Unfortunately, there were a number of people who seemed to lack this insight at the right time or who, contrary to their better knowledge, contested and denied this truth. There is absolutely nothing these wishy-washy, brazen personæ non gratæ will not do to destroy their enemies. They will poke into the most secret family affairs and not rest until their truffle-searching instinct digs up some pugnacious incident that is calculated to finish off their unfortunate victim. They insists that their opuscula are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. Sorry, The RIAA, but, with apologies to Gershwin, "it ain't necessarily so."

Really, the insurrectionism "debate" is not a debate. It is a harangue, a politically motivated, brilliantly publicized, tyrannical attack on progressive ideas. And if you think that everything The RIAA says is thoroughly and entirely true, then you aren't thinking very clearly. Even people who consider themselves oppressive devotees of conspiracy theories generally agree that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, think that it needs to be taken into account that this is something that he ignores in his eagerness to strap us down with a network of rules and regulations. The sooner they comes to grips with that reality, the better for all of us. To my mind, their writings show a degree of worthless sickness that even I didn't expect. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life. You may not understand this now, and I don't fault you for that, but if Fate desired that The RIAA make a correct application of what they had read about autism, it would have to indicate title and page number, since the viperine fool would otherwise never in all his life find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, as long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, The RIAA's devotees don't really care that if I seem a bit fatuous, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with them on their own level.

The RIAA does not merely precipitate riots. It does so consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically. It has recently been going around claiming that the boogeyman is going to get us if we don't agree to his demands. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk. Telling the truth is too much trouble for deluded converts to communism bent on getting their way. If you doubt this, just ask around.

The RIAA's warnings are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us eventually. The RIAA maliciously defames and damagingly misrepresents everyone and everything around him. There's a word for that: libel. Though saturnine chauvinism is not discussed in this letter, much of what I've written applies to that, as well.

Every time they gets caught trying to befuddle the public and make sin seem like merely a sophisticated fashion, they promises they will never do so again. Subsequently, their cringers always jump in and explain that they really shouldn't be blamed even if they does, because, as they suspect, anarchism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. Let us now join hands, hearts, and minds to build bridges where in the past all that existed were moats and drawbridges. The RIAA has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter.

If they had done their homework, they'd know that they seek scapegoats for their own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target they can find, that is, paltry, hostile renegades. I am not going to go into too great a detail about the worst sorts of hectoring, repressive deviants I've ever seen, but be assured that if we let The RIAA pamper the most unprincipled blockheads I've ever seen, all we'll have to look forward to in the future is a public realm devoid of culture and a narrow and routinized professional life untouched by the highest creations of civilization. All of their editorials are paralogistic. Added to this is something else: Their loyalists are tools. Like a hammer or an axe, they are not inherently evil or destructive. The evil is in the force that manipulates them and uses them for destructive purposes. That evil is The RIAA, who wants nothing less than to destroy that which is the envy of -- and model for -- the entire civilized world. They believes that cultural tradition has never contributed a single thing to the advancement of knowledge or understanding. Sorry, but I have to call foul on that one.

There are lessons to be learned from history. Which brings me to my next criticism of The RIAA. If they feels ridiculed by all the attention my letters are bringing them, then that's just too darn bad. The RIAA's arrogance has brought this upon themselves.

With that kind of thinking, I was appalled when I first learned that their factotums want to undermine the foundations of society until a single thrust suffices to make the entire edifice collapse. (Read as: I am ashamed to admit that I live on the same planet as them.) I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own previous ignorance in that matter. I only wish that The RIAA had the same intellectual honesty. Viewed from all angles, I want my life to count. I want to be part of something significant and lasting. I want to build a society in which people have a sense of permanence and stability, not chaos and uncertainty.

I repeat: I am concerned that The RIAA's vague and overly broad definition of "subjectivoidealistic" will cause prurient authoritarians to abandon me on a desert island in the immediate years ahead. In fact, I have said that to The RIAA on many occasions, and I will keep on saying it until they stops trying to force their moral code on the rest of us. Maybe they just can't handle harsh reality. All that we have achieved may now be lost, if not in the bright flames of unilateralism, then in the dense smoke of the malodorous, surly rodomontades promoted by incompetent, maladroit treasonous-types. The long and short of it is that I unquestionably wouldn't want to make widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. I would, on the other hand, love to appeal not to the contented and satisfied, but embrace those tormented by suffering, those without peace, the unhappy and the discontented. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter. Many the things I've talked about in this letter are obvious. We all know they're true. But still it's necessary for us to say them, because The RIAA wants their cowardice and irresponsibility to be regarded as prudence.

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Hip-Hop Hooray

(Vinnie)

You drew a picture of my morning
But you couldn't make my day, Hey!
I'm rockin' and you're yawning
But you never look my way, Hey!
I'm lickin down you darlin'
In every single way, Hey!
Your funny flow is foreign
And a green card's on the way!

(Treach)

This ain't got shit to do wit shampoo
But watch your head n shoulders brother older bold enough to fold ya
Yo I told ya a raid afraid of what I made
Plus played a funky fit so save ya flips
Plus tricks for that music plus the monkey bit.

(Vinnie)

Triggas from the Grilltown Illtown
Some ask how it feels
How the deal is that we're real so we're still around
Don't lamp wit a freestyle phantom ain't tryin' to be handsome
Shrinkin' what ya thinkin' cause I'm vampin'

CHORUS:

I live and die for Hip Hop
This is Hip Hop for today
I give props to Hip Hop so Hip Hop hooray...
Ho...Hey...Ho

(Treach)

You heard a lot about a brother gaining mo' ground
Being low down I do the showdown wit' any little ho round, no!
I wanna know who you're believing through you're funny reasons
Even when I'm sleeping you think I'm cheatin'
You said I know you're Mr. O.P.P. man yo PP man won't only see me man
You should've known that I was wit if a bit when I ain't hit it
And step not to consider the Rep Heck!
I did your partner cause she's hot as a baker cause I'm Naughty by Nature
Not cause I hate cha!
You put your heart in a part of a part that spreads apart
Even though I forgave ya when you had a spark.

You try to act like something really big is missing
Even though my name's graffiti written on your kitten
I love Black women always and disrespect ain't the way
Let's start a family today Hip Hop hooray...ho...hey!

Hip Hop Hip Hip Hop Hip Hip Hop Hooray!
There's many hungry Hip Hoppers one reason Hip Hop's
Hip top today swerve what cha heard
Cause I ain't bailing no hey ain't choppin no crops
But still grownin ever day!

(Vinnie)

Here's a thunder sound from the wonders found
From the underground town down the hill
Feel how Illtown drown smiles to frowns
Snatchin' crowns from clowns beat downs are found
Don't know me don't come around.

Tippy tippy (pause)
Tippy tippy (pause)
Sometimes creepin' up I eat em up
Your style is older than Lou Rawls!
Peace to this one and that one and them
That way I shout out and I didn't miss one friend
Fools get foolish neither them or Parker Lewis knew us
You could have crews wit shoes and can't step to us
Some kitty purr I call em sir too
Any trick that diss gets a curfew
I put my projects for boots step through troops and leave proof
My problem solvers name is Mook!
I hittin' woodys in a hoody
Peace to Jesette, Jobete, Jo-Jo, Genae, and every hood gee!
That's right my fight is ill
Peace goes to L.O.N.S. and Quest, Nice & Smooth & Cypress Hill
I live and die for Hip Hop
This is Hip Hop of today
I give props to Hip Hop so Hip Hop hooray...ho...hey...ho!

Smooth it out now!
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Old 24th July 2002, 17:54   #117
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MxPx - On the Cover (1995) - Summer Of '69

i got my first real six-string bought it at the five
and dime played it till my fingers bled it was the summer of '69 me
and some guys from school had a band and we tried real hard jimmy quit
and joey got married i shoulda known we'd never get far
oh when i look back now that summer seemed to last forever
and if i had the choice yeah - i'd always wanna be there
those were the best days of my life back in the summer of '69 ain't no use
in complaining when you got a job to do spent my evenings down
at the drive-in and that's when i met you standin'
on your mama's porch you told me that you'd wait forever oh
and when you held my hand i knew that it was now
or never those were the best days of my life back
in the summer of '69 man we were killining time we were young
and restless we needed to unwind i guess nothin' can last forever - forever,
no and now the times are changing look at everything that's come
and gone sometimes i play that old six-string i think
about ya wonder what went wrong standing
on your mama's porch you told me it would last forever the way
you held my hand i knew that it was now or never those
were the best days of my life back in the summer of '69

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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The Prodigy - smack my bitch up

(techno music)
smack my bitch up
change my pitch up
(techno music)
smack my bitch up
change my pitch up
(techno music)
smack my bitch up
change my pitch up
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