Old 18th November 2002, 23:07   #1
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You Are A F**king Cnut!

http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

You really are.

its in Scottish too, so our transvestite friends north of the border can laugh at themselves
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Old 18th November 2002, 23:07   #2
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WTF is a Cnut? Is it C-nut? hehe
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Old 18th November 2002, 23:14   #3
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Bookmarked.

I can think of any number of threads here recently where a link to that site would have been appropriate.

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Old 18th November 2002, 23:34   #4
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Re: You Are A F**king Cnut!

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http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

You really are.

its in Scottish too, so our transvestite friends north of the border can laugh at themselves
hehehehehe

I'm going to hell!
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Old 18th November 2002, 23:49   #5
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Re: You Are A F**king Cnut!

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http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

You really are.

its in Scottish too, so our transvestite friends north of the border can laugh at themselves
*evil laughing* MUHAHHHAHAHHAA!!!!!
YES, thanks, that is great. YES! MUHHAHAAHAHAH!!!

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Old 18th November 2002, 23:53   #6
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fabulous.

fab-u-lous.

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Old 19th November 2002, 00:23   #7
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Old 19th November 2002, 00:53   #8
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Re: Re: You Are A F**king Cnut!

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I'm going to hell!
Don't worry, you'll be in good company
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Old 19th November 2002, 01:00   #9
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Old 19th November 2002, 01:03   #10
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Bilbo, where do you get this stuff? It's too cool!

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Old 19th November 2002, 03:51   #11
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Probably from ALC, because he's sent BB a myriad of funny stuff in the past, and most of what Bilbo thinks is funny is actually just merely ironic.


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Old 19th November 2002, 03:52   #12
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Oye!
All we need is a few more and we can make a symphony...

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Old 19th November 2002, 04:44   #13
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Old 19th November 2002, 12:03   #14
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fabulous.

fab-u-lous.
Are you calling me a lous?

I must admit I did "borrow" this link from [url=http://pabuk.com/munity]ALC[/url, but he said it was OK. To be honest, it was either the Xylophone or the Sex Snorkel.
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Old 21st November 2002, 03:02   #15
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Me, in my current state, took quite a few tries to figger out wot it was doing. Finally, after my brother explained, it was funny.

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Old 21st November 2002, 04:37   #17
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fucking cunt

Hahahaha that's funny.
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you are a f**king cnut, f**king{you}, f**king(are){you} are, you are a {f**king} cnut.



Click on it very quickly on the xylophone, and it sounds like a chorus siging the same lyrics on a different note.

Nice flourescent color scheme. Make me go blind.

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Old 21st November 2002, 15:17   #19
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Nice flourescent color scheme. Make me go blind.
...at least, that's what you're telling the girlfriend...

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Old 21st November 2002, 16:27   #20
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cunt = pussy = vagina btw for the Yanks.

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OK, it beats the Sex Snorkel. That might have "gone down" a storm in this forum at the moment. So to speak.


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Old 21st November 2002, 16:51   #22
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Old 21st November 2002, 17:08   #23
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cunt = pussy = vagina btw for the Yanks.

psst...we have that word here too - it's fairly common
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Old 21st November 2002, 18:56   #24
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We know what cunts are....I was married to one!
Blokes think that limey's speak a language all their own

We took English and made it sensible
Look at colour.....Is it pronounced colower since it's spelled much the same as flour?

Remember, you turd jockeys are the same ones who made words with silent K's ie. "knights"
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I'm thinking of PM'ing Xerxes to see if he can use his pull to get Chev named the U.S. ambassador to the U.K. - he'll have you calling football by its' rightful name, soccer, in two shakes
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i just get a 404 error


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Old 21st November 2002, 19:19   #27
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get Chev named the U.S. ambassador to the U.K. - he'll have you calling football by its' rightful name, soccer, in two shakes
Screw that!
I want Kofi Annan's job
They can call it football all they want!.......






















As long as they spell it "futbol"
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Old 21st November 2002, 19:30   #28
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As oposed to your version that involved not kicking a ball

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Old 21st November 2002, 19:40   #29
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uhhhh......there are 2 kickers per team
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And what about cricket? I don't see any crickets out there on the field.
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Old 21st November 2002, 19:51   #31
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Polo should be called "croquet on horseback"

Cricket and Curling should both be called Charades since they masquerade as sports.
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Don't be too hard on curling - it's the only hope fat, lazy people have of making the olympics.
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Old 21st November 2002, 20:35   #33
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Don't be too hard on curling - it's the only hope fat, lazy people have of making the olympics.
Are you saying I've no hope for the Olympics?!

Curling is okay, but a borderline sham. Cricket should be stopped altogether on account of it being a gay game.

What about Jai Alai? (I have no clue what it's other names are, nor how to spell it, but I think that's how it's done)

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What about Badminton?

Tennis for REALLY slow white people.
Face it, if I were to see dah bruthas playing badminton, I'd be forced to suck a stain outta my jockeys
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uhhhh......there are 2 kickers per team
Great. In real football, all 11 team members control the ball with their feet. Only one of the eleven is allowed to use his hands. We rule at naming our sports, face it.


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...at least, that's what you're telling the girlfriend...
You have experience in such matters?
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Old 21st November 2002, 22:01   #37
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HAMLET: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
[Lying down at OPHELIA's feet]
OPHELIA: No, my lord.
HAMLET: I mean, my head upon your lap?
OPHELIA: Ay, my lord.
HAMLET: Do you think I meant country matters?
OPHELIA: I think nothing, my lord.
HAMLET: That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
OPHELIA: What is, my lord?
HAMLET: Nothing.

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You have experience in such matters?
Country matters, perchance?
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Country matters, perchance?
ooooooh! aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

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did this dude just register to post that or what O_o

or is it some fiend in disguise!

oh well...someone fix the site so I can look at it too
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Quoting Shakespeare in GD, and using the word "perchance"? I like it!
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