Old 3rd October 2005, 21:11   #161
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You sound like Raz

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Old 3rd October 2005, 22:41   #162
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"New and improved"

It can't be new if it's been revised, and vise-versa...

Stupid marketing

"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
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Old 4th October 2005, 00:53   #163
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ok small list

no cerial or bread left in the morning

getting denied alchohol when your 18 (yes im in the UK)

getting balmed for things you havent done

rumours going round your friends thats they belive

best friends gilfriends

girlfriends

batteries (alltogeather)

Counter Strike Source Hackers

pop/electro/dance music

Teachers

Parents

Family

Stubbing your toe in the dark

getting told off for when you shout sh*t when stubbing your toe in the dark

girls with hairy top lips

playstations

being skint

head chef (my boss)

Chavs (BIG ONE)

cyclists on the footpaths

hangovers

headaches wich hang around your ears

lighters that dont work

anime cartoons

mcdonalds sandwiches never look like they do in the adverts

chips in the finish on your shiney guitar

losing all your photos and music when you have to re-install windows

haircuts ("arrrgh its sucking my will to live")

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Old 20th December 2005, 00:00   #164
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People on forums who say "would it be possible". I'm no grammar nazi, but the more I read that the more I get pissed off. "It" cannot make itself possible without already being possible! Corrected: "Is it possible"!!!!!

Even worse, that phrase gets 1,610,000 google hits. Asinine.

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Old 20th December 2005, 05:04   #165
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Um...

Would it be possible for this construct to be a valid piece of grammar if there were a conditional clause which "would" would refer to?

Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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Old 20th December 2005, 13:19   #166
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The grammar's perfectly fine.

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Old 20th December 2005, 16:50   #167
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Javascript links.
WTF are they for? Just use a regular freakin link.
And I can't open them in a new tab.
I'll pick where to load the link thank you very much webmaster.


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Old 20th December 2005, 17:55   #168
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There's JS links in one of the sites my work put out, actually. I meant to ask why they were there.

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Old 22nd December 2005, 09:28   #169
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Old 22nd December 2005, 14:13   #170
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Javascript links.
WTF are they for? Just use a regular freakin link.
And I can't open them in a new tab.
I'll pick where to load the link thank you very much webmaster.
No shit.

Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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Old 23rd December 2005, 10:08   #171
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Old 24th December 2005, 00:20   #172
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What shakey said... I fuckin' hate JS links.
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Old 27th December 2005, 22:16   #173
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yes, JS links are annoying as fuck. Yet another reason to move away from Hotmail.

Another annoyance recently entered my list. The noise of crackling plastic bags, particularly when I'm in a cinema or just watching a film at home. It seems to take people fucking minutes to get one peanut out. It makes me feel like I have the RAGE virus.
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Old 27th December 2005, 23:31   #174
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Old 29th December 2005, 02:06   #175
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When someone posts a link like Http://google.com/ with the H capitalized. Although it is more funny than annoying.

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Old 30th January 2006, 08:58   #176
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Birth control measures.
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Old 31st January 2006, 00:25   #178
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Gotta agree with you on that one. Haven't changed it since 2003. (I was 15.)

Another small niggling annoyance:

I'm going to get an email when someone replies to this.
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Old 31st January 2006, 00:58   #179
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BAHAHA ENJOY YOUR EMAIL.

I'm a fucker.

But small niggling annoyances:
People who believe everything they see on TV.
People who voted Conservative.
Coffee stains.
This computer.

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Old 31st January 2006, 21:41   #180
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People who seriously complain about "kids these days."

Christians who feel that they are the definition of morality because they have been 'saved,' and want you to be 'saved' as well!

People who use the argument that "it not only hurts you, but it hurts everyone around you" when talking about porn and video game habits.

People who put porn and video games in the same category.

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Old 3rd February 2006, 03:38   #181
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yes you did miss some....

How about the "governmental powers that be"?????
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Old 3rd February 2006, 04:06   #182
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Old 3rd February 2006, 04:08   #183
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hey, porn and video games go great together!
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Old 4th February 2006, 01:27   #184
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Old 27th March 2006, 20:08   #185
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Vendor folder for default installs.

I don't care who wrote the software, just freaking put the program folder in the Programs folder.
Why do you make me do a custom install everytime?


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Vendor folder for default installs.

I don't care who wrote the software, just freaking put the program folder in the Programs folder.
Why do you make me do a custom install everytime?
I didn't like it at first either... but now my software defaults to that. All of our applications, documentation, setup tools, and what not can now be found in one convenient place.

BTW it is the default way of creating an install using the built in DotNet installer.

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There's this older woman in this American history class I'm taking at college that seems to subtly nod at every fucking thing our professor says...Whenever our professor makes a point on just about anything, she'll nod in some sort of faux agreement...And she has this stupid fucking smirk on her face too!

I mean, I genuinly like taking my American history class, because it's one of the very damn few classes I have a true, remote interest in...But come fucking on! It's one thing to be interested, but to fake attentiveness? Could she just sit the fuck still and just make eye contact without the fucking nods?!

It's small, it's niggling, but it MORE than an annoyance to me!

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Old 28th October 2006, 01:57   #189
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Ugh...It annoys the piss out of me when people constantly speed up behind someone and brake...Speed up and brake...Speed up and brake...

Do it enough times and the flashing taillights might induce a seizure in me...

Have they ever heard of "throttle control"?

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My roommate does that. I love her to death, but DAMN that fuckin' annoys the shit out of me.
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Old 29th October 2006, 00:01   #191
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I hate:

-stupid fuckin people like:
-those damned IT people at school (I swear to god they
probably don't even know how to work a computer)
-teachers that don't know what the hell their teaching
-noobs that wont admit they don't know anything
-those people that walk very slow or stand in the middle
of the halls/hall intersections
-idiots that take accademic highschool math courses and
ask what 8 x 8 is
-people who won't buy paper and always ask me for it
-adults who think paper airplanes can poke someone's eye
out
-hypocrites
-just plain stupid people

-advertisements:
-repeated tv commercials
-flashing boxes on the net that say "You have 5 e-mails
waiting for you"
-doll ads on tv (scary, especialy the music)
-cristmas commercials
-text message commercial (fuckin annoying as hell)
-ALL INFOMERCIALS

-stubbing your toe in the dark
-finding nothing to eat the day after grociery day
-MICROSOFT
-how ligitech speaker sets that come with subwoofers make
them look big but their only 4 inches wide.
-people that always say "why do you always have to be so
perfect"
-dodge/Chistler Neon car model
-those damned churchy christian neighbors that don't mind
their own business
-religion class
-AVS crashes winamp when you are making presets
-drug addicts
-McDonald's
-how Canon won't make drivers for most products compatible
with Windows Pro x64
-how Sony doesn't trust people
-how Febreze DOESNT EVEN SMELL FRESH!
-Hospital waiting rooms (I got a deep cut and waited three
hours in the hospital for someone to come and give me a
bandage with ointment. dang mom draged me in)
-power surges (especially while typing an essay)
-Pop Tarts toasting instructions
-sales people that push you into buying something
-waking up from awesome dreams
-braggers

yeah it's a big list. but I'm pretty sure most people agree with most of this stuff.
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I'm also quite annoyed at people who slow down when going on a downhill merging ramp...Not only to people fail to accelerate in the merging ramp, but they slow down going downhill...

WTF people!

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Old 29th October 2006, 14:03   #193
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Oh yeah. I also hate those old people that drive slow. I know an old lady that drives 10 km/h on residential streets, 30 km/h on 50km/h roads where most people go 60km/h.

I wnent to the bank one day and people there were talking about her incredibly slow driving. Every body knows her for that.
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Old 3rd November 2006, 18:43   #195
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haha, right on, I hate that shit.
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Old 6th November 2006, 19:48   #196
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hot foods that hurt more on the way out than they did on the way in

suicidal deer on the road

litterbugs

slight imperfections that make you hate an object, but not enough to fix or throw away, like a chipped dinner plate or non-rusting scratch/dent on a noticeable part of the car

my dental insurance that doesn't cover major work unless I wait 24 months - I need work now or face permanent damage

4-cylindar econoboxes that have been ‘riced’ – including:
-loud, fat exhausts that sound like shit,
-blue headlights that look like shit and don’t at all perform like real HID headlights,
-more body kit panels than actual performance parts,
-some asian characters that the driver most likely can’t translate,
-aggressive driving of these cars that, by the way, couldn’t outrun the average mundane V6 family sedan, SUV, or pickup truck
-owners of such cars that lie about it’s acceleration times and race wins

Wal*Mart (I stopped shopping there in 2001)

‘one-uppers’ – you know, those people that say something that seems more impressive in reply to everything they hear and see – e.g. Person A: “I finally bought some new work shoes today”; Person B: “I just got some new steel-toed Gore-Tex lifetime warranty hunting boots that cost me over $250.00”

web page ad-banners with flashes or sounds

beep-beep . com commercials

mainstream beer

people who don’t replace things when they take them – e.g. not getting out a new roll of toilet paper when the old one is done, people not replacing towels when they take them out of the kitchen/bathroom, people that don’t replace the beer when they take the last one, etc.

George W. Bush

Bob Taft (Gov. of Ohio)

people that ask for a huge favor when there’s almost no time left to do it (they could have given me a lot more notice if they were better organized)

The list goes on and on…

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Taft is on his way out. No one is going to vote for that mofo tomorrow (yep. I am from MI, but I got family in OH that works for the ODP).

You gotta live with George W. for another two years. After that, well the sob can't get re-elected again, even if we were dumb enough to do so. What's his approval rating anymore, still around 20%. What a fucking retard.

Sinus infections and having to take 4g of antibotics a day. That must will really mess with your shit. Literally.
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I got 4X per day 500 mg of amoxicillin (spelling?) for a tooth infection - need a root canal plus all four wisdom teeth pulled........ over $3,700.00 worth of work that my fucking insurance DOESN'T cover... I shoulda done it all when I had better insurance, but everything looked good on the x-rays at the time.

Taft gone, yes. Thank God. But, if Blackwell gets elected, "we ain't seen nuttin yet" because he'll fuck up this state much worse than Taft could ever dream of... Luckily he's down in the polls.

GWB will continue to make things suk for me for two more years, but like you said, his approval rate has been dropping, hopefully making someone much better replace him. I'm a strong left/liberal democrat, but even so, I think even a republican presidential replacement won't make things fuck up nearly as fast as they did during GWB's time. He's even a disgrace to his own party if you ask me.

I know that some republican members won't like me for this, but I'm hoping all this shit will cause democrats to be elected. They seem to be more productive at making things work, even to the point of getting repulicans to votw with them on some issues - the whole bi-partisan thing... Republican leaders seem to want to polarize things and make the parties hate each other with a blinding passion.

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I'm drunk tonight because I had a rather horrible day today and don't have to work tomorrow, so if I offend anyone, take it with a grain of salt - I usually don't drink AT ALL during the school year, making my tolerance low and my stock of booze high. I'll be better tomorrow afternoon...

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[EDIT]

Fuck I forgot to give a little annoyance. Here's one:

The damn home bar is in the basememt and I'm up in the living room on forums. I'm so fucking lazy that I'm not willing to go down there and boot the computer down there where the good shit's at; instead I drink cheap-ass outdated beer from the back of the kitchen fridge up here.

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formula
formulate
formulation
formulationize
formulationization

Where the fuck does it stop...?
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Another small annoyance:

No cell phone reception in the house - must go outside, and the weather gets slightly cooler every day.

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