Old 9th November 2006, 03:51   #201
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Cell phone reception...

...that's it...Anyone who's ever left their cell phone around audio speakers or monitors knows what annoyance I'm taking about...

"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
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Old 9th November 2006, 04:15   #202
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Old 17th November 2006, 08:35   #203
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Old 17th November 2006, 18:13   #204
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Old 18th November 2006, 01:01   #205
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* drag & drop text editing (why can't people put a simple option in thier programs to disable it?)
* smooth scrolling (slow and worthless/pointless bloat)

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pointless bloat? How much extra memory does smooth scrolling take up?

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Old 22nd November 2006, 23:52   #207
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Old 23rd November 2006, 00:25   #208
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Old 24th November 2006, 02:18   #209
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bragging/gloating especially randomly bragging about how much money was spent.

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ME: ...No duh! I got mine for free. (Dumb Ayss)

WHY spend a bundle of money on CRAP when you can simply save up and buy some new furniture/appliances/electronics for your room or something, instead of buying hi tech 15 digit password home security system, stupid napsacks that can carry two and a half people, 60 GB Ipods, and having 5 computers when only three people live in your house?
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Old 26th November 2006, 05:10   #210
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Being on vacation with a large number of people and they can't decide on what to do and waste time arguing instead of having a good time...

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Old 29th November 2006, 03:31   #211
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My mom.

She attends a special church called "Our Lady of Perpetual Aggravation".

"Our Lady of Perpetual Aggravation" teaches a wide variety of old lady techniques for being a victim in slavic, hebrew and english.... with a support group and telephone list.

Don't get me wrong, I love my mom, but if I have to listen to the story about how grandpa crossed the west on a pogo stick again....

What she really wanted is $50 to go do some quilting thing, but we can't just say that......

Aleve, for when you had to take mom christmas shopping

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Old 29th November 2006, 07:29   #212
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my mom too

for telling me I should be taking vitamins when I already eat about 400% of my daily value for everything in just one meal

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Old 8th December 2006, 02:03   #213
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People that tailgate in the right lane(slow lane), WTF just go around me man
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Old 8th December 2006, 09:20   #214
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People that honk.

Honking is for emergencies. It's also not for summoning people for the car pool at 6 am.

As I explained to the car pool driver from across the street:

"It's 6 o'clock in the damn morning. Get your sorry ass out of the car and go up and knock on the door!."
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Old 8th December 2006, 18:27   #215
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People that tailgate in the right lane(slow lane), WTF just go around me man
I don't know what the laws are like around the rest of the country concerning this, but here in GA, 18-wheelers and other large trucks have to stay in the lanes farthest to the right. They're not allowed in the left-most lanes, even to pass. They do it once in a while, though, because there's always a bunch of slowasses in the right lanes that are going ten under the limit...
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Old 9th December 2006, 05:28   #216
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Our snow plow dude. Always clears the road on time, but also always knocks down our mailbox, which I can't understand. The mailbox is more than 2 feet away from pavement, far enough that the mail man/paper delivery guy needs to open his door to reach it, yet somehow the damn plow pwns it every time. I'm about to invest in a badass length of building support style I-beam steel to hold my mailbox in place if it happens again - a good 8-footer or longer with at least 5 feet in the ground so that if that fucker hits it he'll have to fix some serious damage to his truck, and my mail and newspaper will stay dry.

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Old 9th December 2006, 18:28   #217
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Those bloody stupid bedroom dj's that join the shoutcast forum part , after they asked 50 questions they managed to setup their stream

all of a sudden they crowned themselves to experts on the field of streaming ( yet don't have a clue what they tell others)
Think they are king of the hill
and after max 6 months are either gone of banned

please stay out, don't even try.
you know who you are and you only make it worst with some of your stupid answers.

for example

if someone askes about how to setup a radiostream on his website , point them at embedded players , don't tell them you don't have a single clue
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Old 9th December 2006, 19:48   #218
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finals week. i guess that's a bit more than small, but it doesn't warrant a whole thread. that's also why i've been wacky the last couple weeks.

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Old 19th December 2006, 02:22   #219
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Don't take the fucking towels out of the fucking bathroom without replacing them damnit!

And don't fucking empty the toilet paper roll without replacing it!

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Old 19th December 2006, 03:51   #220
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I fucking hate it when people put paper rolls on backwards, where it hangs from the rear...

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Old 20th December 2006, 00:16   #221
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I fucking hate motels with internet service that won't let you connect until after it loads their "terms of service" login page and forces you to click the agree button. That's fucking annoying. I just want to get online, check my mail, chat, and browse the forums. And it fucks everything up when I've got Firefox set to restore the previous session. Take your terms of service and shove them up your ass.
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Old 20th December 2006, 03:33   #222
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I fucking hate when hotels only have wireless when I'm too ghetto to go out and buy a wireless card for my laptop. Gimme a cat 5 plug damnit!

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Old 22nd December 2006, 19:04   #223
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Old 23rd December 2006, 01:50   #224
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Old 23rd December 2006, 02:12   #225
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Taking clothes off, only to put them back on, by accident. Walking out of the house, forgetting something I left by the door, in my house... Memory-related flaws in my life annoy me!
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Proprietary USB bluetooth dongles that require proprietary software than can't be replaced or upgraded! Urgh!
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Old 25th December 2006, 17:02   #227
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Furniture is crap.

I am a good carpenter. I can make about anything with the stuff I have in the garage.

Why don't I make my own wonderful custom furniture?. Because I !@#$%%^^ hate carpentry.

But the oversized, over-styled, over-stuffed, under quality furniture I've been looking at makes me pause, because it's not anything like I wanted and it's built by monkeys.

I did find some really nice occasional chairs at Costco for $107. They are Chinese made, really good leather and well constructed. Just nice plain leather chairs.

I hauled my dads old 1960s danish modern dining room table out and with the leather chairs, I now have a dining room sorta. It now looks like a guy lives here anyway.

Even bookshelves. Drives me crazy. I have to make them, at least if I'm going to put books on them. Bending fiberboard crap.... and oak bookshelves. They usually used half a tree.

I had to make a bed too, after looking at the 300 lb monsters at the furniture store, and the 800 lb turkey that used to grace my bedroom. I made one out of oak. It might weigh 50 lbs doesn't wiggle, cost $100 bucks in material.... but I hate carpentry...

Does anyone know where to get a truly decent functional computer desk?. I'm just about ready to make one, but like I said .... did I mention it before.... I hate carpentry... I got really good at it, and took classes for a few years until I really, really decided that I absolutely detest woodworking.....



A gentle craftmen will turn a piece of wood into wonderful art. I am more likely to drown out the sounds of a terrets syndrome episode with a table saw. You've the New Yankee Workshop, that's not me.

But I sound like a nun on librium when I play a guitar, so see.... all evens .... no odds .......

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Old 26th December 2006, 04:11   #228
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The only good quality furniture that you can buy today without spending a fortune is furniture that you buy from a carpenter's workshop or from a carpenter at a flea market. The computer desk that I bought from Wal-Mart is functional and relatively inexpensive, but very poor quality. It holds my computer, monitors, and other components just fine, but even brisk mouse movements will cause it to wobble from side to side. I had plans to build my own computer desk just like you, but I lack the workspace, tools, time, and woodworking skills to do it.
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Old 26th December 2006, 09:39   #229
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What small annoyance do I have right now you ask? Women. Mixed messages. Can you PLEASE for the LOVE OF GOD just give us some help or something. Ugh, its 2:30 I think I'm gonna go to bed.

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I bought from Wal-Mart is functional and relatively inexpensive, but very poor quality. It holds my computer, monitors, and other components just fine, but even brisk mouse movements will cause it to wobble from side to side.
Funny you should mention that. My desk came from Walmart too. It's a crappy desk, but it was cheap.

That gives Walmart some distinction in that the alternatives seemed to be crappy desks that were expensive.

I went out to the junk shops and furniture stores with my digital camera and a tape. I think I've got a pretty good idea of what I'm gonna build.

It's gonna look a lot like the Walmart desk, but you will be able to stand on it without it wiggling. Oak beats fiberboard and glue beats screws. I think it's gonna actually be about 15 lbs lighter than the Walmart desk.

Should cost about $150 for the oak I guess. I never used poplar for anything, but it's about half the money of oak, so I'm thinking about trying it.

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glue holds better than screws? I didn't know that.

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Old 26th December 2006, 14:52   #232
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glue holds better than screws? I didn't know that.
Most definitely. It isn't even a bad idea to use a little carpenters glue when you are assembling fiberboard junk (assuming you never want to take it apart again). It'll stop some of the wobble.

But yeah, put two piece of wood together with glue, clamp overnight, and you'll bust the wood before you bust the glue. Screws will rip out. The only reason I use screws is if I'm in a hurry and want something to hold while the glue sets or if it isn't convenient to use a clamp.

For todays small niggling annoyance, I am going to pick my body.

I want to do all this stuff that I have to do, but I'm sore, tired, and bereft of any energy save to sit in my chair and eat ibuprofen. And I have a cold. Not bad, just enough to be a nuisance.

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Why must people say the word 'like' between every two words?

I can't take it much longer.

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Old 27th December 2006, 07:37   #235
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They, like, do it just to piss you off. Like, ya know? :P
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Old 27th December 2006, 10:21   #236
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Like, OMG, im just so like, buzzed like right now.

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Cashiers who give your change back by putting the bills on your hand first, then dumping the coins on top. Apparently, no one has ever done that to them or they'd know better.
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Old 28th December 2006, 12:42   #238
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Visiting family and sleeping on a futon or however it's spelled. They're not comfortable at all - I moved to the floor halfway through the night. Strangely enough the floor was more comfortable.

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Old 29th December 2006, 00:04   #239
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King sized comforters and household washers/dryers. They don't fucking work together. What asshole thought it would be funny to make comforters that are twice the size of a household washing machine's drum? I'll wring the bastard's neck...
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Cut the comforter in half, then wash them seperately.
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