Old 13th October 2006, 22:20   #1
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Sex with fat chicks suck

Continuing on the "Sucks" thread, todays topic deals with fat chick sex.



As you can clearly see by the diagram above, sex with fat anatomy is a near impossible task. The extra layers of ass and stomach can make it so the male would have to have a 15' penis to properly satisfy her.

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Old 13th October 2006, 23:05   #2
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Dump her and get yourself a thin chick then
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Your artistic diagrams turn me on

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Old 14th October 2006, 06:19   #6
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Sex? What's that?
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More cushion for the pushin.

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Old 14th October 2006, 08:55   #9
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There was a scientist a few years ago who came up with a theory that the reason black men have big cocks because black women had fat asses and therefore the longer your cock the deeper you could get and the more likley you were to make a baby. I think he got slammed for that though.

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Old 14th October 2006, 11:25   #10
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Old 14th October 2006, 15:26   #11
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There was a scientist a few years ago who came up with a theory that the reason black men have big cocks because black women had fat asses and therefore the longer your cock the deeper you could get and the more likley you were to make a baby. I think he got slammed for that though.
Someone needs to tell that scientist that fucking in the ass doesn't make babies. No matter how deep you can get.
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Old 14th October 2006, 16:34   #12
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Someone needs to tell that scientist that fucking in the ass doesn't make babies. No matter how deep you can get.
I think this is the point where the Inappropriate Comedy Tree makes an entrance.
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Old 15th October 2006, 02:50   #13
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Someone needs to tell that scientist that fucking in the ass doesn't make babies. No matter how deep you can get.
Haven't you ever heard of doggy style?


Oh wait, you're from SLC.... I think that answered my question.
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Old 15th October 2006, 03:36   #14
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There was a scientist a few years ago who came up with a theory that the reason black men have big cocks because black women had fat asses and therefore the longer your cock the deeper you could get and the more likley you were to make a baby
fat ass

longer cock

deeper

...Very concise.



(This may help...)

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Hey, sex with Fat Chicks is cool if you know how. Plus they appreciate it a lot more than some twigg. They also give some far out head and are very freaky. You can do what ever you have ever wanted to do.They dont lead you on they just want to fuck, and suck and...... so they get a thumbs up
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Old 18th March 2009, 17:54   #23
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If sex with fat chicks sucks then stop having sex with them, ugly girls included. I promise you can have sex with a decent looking girl and feel much better about it then with someone that's horrific to look at. And if all else fails then get on the phone and call some ...

fc*uk: you failed. Those "services" don't include the cost of making the woman fly to another country. And to think you got my hopes all up for nothing.
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great thread. Too bad it got revived for spam. Bad spam, too.

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There is literally only one way to know how good sex can be with a fat chick... But I believe sex with a fat man is generally worse for both parties. lol
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There was a scientist a few years ago who came up with a theory that the reason black men have big cocks because black women had fat asses and therefore the longer your cock the deeper you could get and the more likley you were to make a baby. I think he got slammed for that though.

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Hey, sex with Fat Chicks is cool if you know how. Plus they appreciate it a lot more than some twigg. They also give some far out head and are very freaky. You can do what ever you have ever wanted to do.They dont lead you on they just want to fuck, and suck and...... so they get a thumbs up
Yeah, but do you wanna go with someone who's fat AND had more pricks than a 2nd hand dart board?
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it's amazing no one has mentioned the obvious.

toqer has a pathetically small cock, as evidenced by OP and/or personal experiences of his.

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