Sex with fat chicks suck

toqer · 13th October 2006, 22:20

Continuing on the "Sucks" thread, todays topic deals with fat chick sex.

As you can clearly see by the diagram above, sex with fat anatomy is a near impossible task. The extra layers of ass and stomach can make it so the male would have to have a 15' penis to properly satisfy her.

Discuss.

Bilbo Baggins · 13th October 2006, 23:05

Dump her and get yourself a thin chick then

MidnightViper88 · 14th October 2006, 00:11

Your artistic diagrams turn me on

dlinkwit27 · 14th October 2006, 00:26

fuck fat chicks

(ha, i made a funny)

randman · 14th October 2006, 05:43

Sex with fat chicks rocks.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 14th October 2006, 06:19

Sex? What's that?

ScorLibran · 14th October 2006, 06:52

More cushion for the pushin.

Evil Lu · 14th October 2006, 08:16

*blank stare*
If you don't fancy the larger lady, don't go near them. I'm sure they won't mind at all.

fwgx · 14th October 2006, 08:55

There was a scientist a few years ago who came up with a theory that the reason black men have big cocks because black women had fat asses and therefore the longer your cock the deeper you could get and the more likley you were to make a baby. I think he got slammed for that though.

ElChevelle · 14th October 2006, 11:25

I fucked fat once.
Lost my watch.

ScorLibran · 14th October 2006, 15:26

Quote:

Originally posted by Phily Baby
There was a scientist a few years ago who came up with a theory that the reason black men have big cocks because black women had fat asses and therefore the longer your cock the deeper you could get and the more likley you were to make a baby. I think he got slammed for that though.

Someone needs to tell that scientist that fucking in the ass doesn't make babies. No matter how deep you can get.

Phyltre · 14th October 2006, 16:34

Quote:

Originally posted by ScorLibran
Someone needs to tell that scientist that fucking in the ass doesn't make babies. No matter how deep you can get.

I think this is the point where the Inappropriate Comedy Tree makes an entrance.

toqer · 15th October 2006, 02:50

Quote:

Originally posted by ScorLibran
Someone needs to tell that scientist that fucking in the ass doesn't make babies. No matter how deep you can get.

Haven't you ever heard of doggy style?

Oh wait, you're from SLC.... I think that answered my question.

ScorLibran · 15th October 2006, 03:36

Quote:

There was a scientist a few years ago who came up with a theory that the reason black men have big cocks because black women had fat asses and therefore the longer your cock the deeper you could get and the more likley you were to make a baby

fat ass

longer cock

deeper

...Very concise.

(This may help...)

hgnis · 15th October 2006, 08:31

You know you love me big boy...

rockouthippie · 15th October 2006, 09:26

It's sorta like riding a moped, it's all fun until your friends see you.

gaexit98 · 28th September 2008, 14:42

Hey, sex with Fat Chicks is cool if you know how. Plus they appreciate it a lot more than some twigg. They also give some far out head and are very freaky. You can do what ever you have ever wanted to do.They dont lead you on they just want to fuck, and suck and...... so they get a thumbs up

MegaRock · 28th September 2008, 15:24

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/HappyCow.jpg

Vie · 28th September 2008, 19:14

Two Year Bump!

Or should that be Thrust?

MegaRock · 28th September 2008, 21:42

Today's theme: Threads From The Dead...right after 'Who's My Baby Daddy' on Maury!

swingdjted · 29th September 2008, 01:36

They're not fat; they're just a whole lotta woman.

ElChevelle · 29th September 2008, 12:46

Whole lotta Rosie.

mikese · 18th March 2009, 17:54

If sex with fat chicks sucks then stop having sex with them, ugly girls included. I promise you can have sex with a decent looking girl and feel much better about it then with someone that's horrific to look at. And if all else fails then get on the phone and call some ...

fc*uk: you failed. Those "services" don't include the cost of making the woman fly to another country. And to think you got my hopes all up for nothing.

Warrior of the Light · 18th March 2009, 21:03

great thread. Too bad it got revived for spam. Bad spam, too.

P$ycHo™ · 19th March 2009, 11:46

Quote:

Originally posted by mikese
If sex with fat chicks sucks then stop having sex with them, ugly girls included.

pointing out the obious...

iomegajaz · 23rd March 2009, 06:38

Quote:

Sex with fat chicks suck

It do. It suck real bad.

Stop relying on spellcheckers to unretard your shit, you fucking assholes.

God damnit, I hate people sometimes.

swingdjted · 23rd March 2009, 20:31

Wouldn't be so bad if "it suck real good".

Killemwithabrick · 1st May 2011, 20:35

There is literally only one way to know how good sex can be with a fat chick... But I believe sex with a fat man is generally worse for both parties. lol

bauer5152 · 7th May 2011, 00:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by fwgx

There was a scientist a few years ago who came up with a theory that the reason black men have big cocks because black women had fat asses and therefore the longer your cock the deeper you could get and the more likley you were to make a baby. I think he got slammed for that though.

I also think so.

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trteknoloji · 7th May 2011, 01:14

excellent

Melv · 7th May 2011, 16:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaexit98

Hey, sex with Fat Chicks is cool if you know how. Plus they appreciate it a lot more than some twigg. They also give some far out head and are very freaky. You can do what ever you have ever wanted to do.They dont lead you on they just want to fuck, and suck and...... so they get a thumbs up

Yeah, but do you wanna go with someone who's fat AND had more pricks than a 2nd hand dart board?

Widdykats · 7th May 2011, 16:35

^(see image)

asdcoupons · 21st September 2011, 21:12

thanks for sharing.....

[url eaten by kitteh-zilla.]

Widdykats · 21st September 2011, 21:33

You're link is a no-no

Too-DAMN-Much · 22nd September 2011, 00:20

it's amazing no one has mentioned the obvious.

toqer has a pathetically small cock, as evidenced by OP and/or personal experiences of his.

Warrior of the Light · 22nd September 2011, 20:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrior of the Light

great thread. Too bad it got revived for spam. Bad spam, too.

I hate quoting myself

Widdykats · 22nd September 2011, 21:24

Oh, I dunno...sometime its necessary!

fc*uk · 22nd September 2011, 23:06

Dunno if I should bother to ban these hatters. Most spamers are one hit wonders anymore.

They have all seemed to move on to pm spam. Now if that's not pissing me off.

swingdjted · 23rd September 2011, 01:39

Yeah, I forgot to report that. I got one of those.

fc*uk · 23rd September 2011, 01:42

Please report those. It's the only way we will know to ban the user.

Also pm me with the user name that got you or just post it in this thread so I can ensure the user has been banned.

13th October 2006, 22:20	#1
toqer Winamp's Little Stalker (Member) Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under a bridge Posts: 797	Sex with fat chicks suck Continuing on the "Sucks" thread, todays topic deals with fat chick sex. As you can clearly see by the diagram above, sex with fat anatomy is a near impossible task. The extra layers of ass and stomach can make it so the male would have to have a 15' penis to properly satisfy her. Discuss. Winamps Only Karaoke TV station, Live from the 7 Bamboo in San Jose California

14th October 2006, 00:11	#3
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	Your artistic diagrams turn me on "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

14th October 2006, 00:26	#4
dlinkwit27 has no CT (Forum King) Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13,236	fuck fat chicks (ha, i made a funny) ::Deviant Me::Last.fm::WhatPulse Stats::Folding @ Home

14th October 2006, 05:43	#5
randman Ol' Dirty Loser (Major Dude) Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Parts unknown Posts: 1,287	Sex with fat chicks rocks. I see no stinking sig! Do you see a stinking sig?

14th October 2006, 06:52	#7
ScorLibran Resident Floydian Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,217	More cushion for the pushin. I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash.

13th October 2006, 23:05	#2
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,226	Dump her and get yourself a thin chick then

14th October 2006, 06:19	#6
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,842	Sex? What's that?

14th October 2006, 08:16	#8
Evil Lu Forum Maitresse Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: I'm hiding under your bed Posts: 2,974	blank stare If you don't fancy the larger lady, don't go near them. I'm sure they won't mind at all.

14th October 2006, 08:55	#9
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	There was a scientist a few years ago who came up with a theory that the reason black men have big cocks because black women had fat asses and therefore the longer your cock the deeper you could get and the more likley you were to make a baby. I think he got slammed for that though. "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

14th October 2006, 11:25	#10
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,443	I fucked fat once. Lost my watch.

15th October 2006, 08:31	#15
hgnis Hobbit Humper Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: banned camp Posts: 4,123	You know you love me big boy... I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick. Reality bites <3

15th October 2006, 09:26	#16
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28th September 2008, 14:42	#17
gaexit98 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1	sex is good Hey, sex with Fat Chicks is cool if you know how. Plus they appreciate it a lot more than some twigg. They also give some far out head and are very freaky. You can do what ever you have ever wanted to do.They dont lead you on they just want to fuck, and suck and...... so they get a thumbs up

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29th September 2008, 01:36	#21
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Northern West Virginia Posts: 10,064	They're not fat; they're just a whole lotta woman. Don't forget to live before you die.

29th September 2008, 12:46	#22
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,443	Whole lotta Rosie.

18th March 2009, 17:54	#23
mikese Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1	If sex with fat chicks sucks then stop having sex with them, ugly girls included. I promise you can have sex with a decent looking girl and feel much better about it then with someone that's horrific to look at. And if all else fails then get on the phone and call some ... fc*uk: you failed. Those "services" don't include the cost of making the woman fly to another country. And to think you got my hopes all up for nothing.

18th March 2009, 21:03	#24
Warrior of the Light Forum King Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,121	great thread. Too bad it got revived for spam. Bad spam, too. Jesus loves you [yes, you] so much, he even died for you so that you will not need to die, but live forever

23rd March 2009, 20:31	#27
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Northern West Virginia Posts: 10,064	Wouldn't be so bad if "it suck real good". Don't forget to live before you die.

1st May 2011, 20:35	#28
Killemwithabrick Junior Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 1	There is literally only one way to know how good sex can be with a fat chick... But I believe sex with a fat man is generally worse for both parties. lol

7th May 2011, 01:14	#30
trteknoloji Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1	excellent

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Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,783	^(see image) Last edited by Widdykats; 2nd December 2013 at 15:44.

21st September 2011, 21:12	#33
asdcoupons Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 1	thanks for sharing..... [url eaten by kitteh-zilla.]

21st September 2011, 21:33	#34
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,783	You're link is a no-no

22nd September 2011, 00:20	#35
Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,964	it's amazing no one has mentioned the obvious. toqer has a pathetically small cock, as evidenced by OP and/or personal experiences of his. I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

22nd September 2011, 21:24	#37
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,783	Oh, I dunno...sometime its necessary!

22nd September 2011, 23:06	#38
fcuk Moderator* Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Atlantic Beach Posts: 8,140	Dunno if I should bother to ban these hatters. Most spamers are one hit wonders anymore. They have all seemed to move on to pm spam. Now if that's not pissing me off. Trancectro/electro-house/electro \| Are You Hard?

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swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Northern West Virginia Posts: 10,064	Yeah, I forgot to report that. I got one of those. Don't forget to live before you die.

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