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Old 4th June 2003, 05:19   #1
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Never insult seven men if you're only carrying a six shooter

"Never insult seven men if you're only carrying a six shooter."

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I know that they are many quotes thread around.
But I can't seem to find one.

so here it is.

enjoy.

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Old 4th June 2003, 05:22   #2
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What the hell happened to my "Quotable quotes" thread?... Must've been purged a long time ago or something.
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Old 4th June 2003, 05:34   #4
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I love this one, some guy asked it on the Man Show:

Why did God give me a penis and a brain and not enough blood to run both at the same time?

The funny thing is how true it is...

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"great things come in small packages" -- i use this one frequently because i hear a lot of "damn you're short".
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off subject, hey Apollos, the rugrat really likes your avatar. she doesn't like mine though. traitor.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Viper007Bond
I love this one, some guy asked it on the Man Show:

Why did God give me a penis and a brain and not enough blood to run both at the same time?

The funny thing is how true it is...
that was on robin williams standup...

mine: knowlege is power and power corrupts. go forth, learn, and be evil. -- i forget who

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Quote:
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All by Albert Einstein
yeah, for a crazy stoner the man said a lot of really clever things

also:
"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."

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I remember your great black and white retro looking photos and girl with big cats-eye glasses! Way kewl!
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"TV evangelists say they don't favor any particular denomination, but I think we've all seen their eyes light up at tens and twenties."

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When a woman steals your husband, there is no
better revenge than to let her keep him.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once.

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"What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when
I found out Alpo was dog food."

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"Be gentle with it, it's in a strange place."

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