Old 31st January 2001, 05:35   #1
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Okay, the idea is to think of a sentence to fit with other sentences and make a story.

One sentence per post, please.

Lemme start:

Once upon a time ElChevelle...
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Old 31st January 2001, 07:31   #2
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...was stranded on an island with 2 humans and a llama....
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It was a fine sunny day on the Island, and the llamas were a bit randy
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Old 31st January 2001, 07:54   #4
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...so he tried to do it with one but couldn't because...

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the other person was doing them both...

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Old 31st January 2001, 13:47   #6
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....so ElChevelle tried to sue the creator of this story for slander but he was stuck on an island and the 2 humans weren't law students, so he ate the llama, screwed the humans and whooped the originator of this tale's tail!
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Old 31st January 2001, 13:48   #7
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NEW STORY!

Once upon a time.....

Stalin was imprisoned with a large black male named Bubba Louie for a cellmate who......
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used him as his bitch slave, something which Stalin found very exciting.
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Old 31st January 2001, 15:47   #9
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Old 31st January 2001, 16:00   #10
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Stalin had to walk around with Bubba's hand in his pocket...

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...and Bubba's other hand in his other pocket. This wasn't a problem however, because Stalin never minded a large, hairy guy named Bubba behind him before....

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This seems to be a mean spirited post from beginning to end.
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you gotta keep with the story!

...because bubba was really his long lost little brother, who he used to play prison with when he was little...

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It all started one night when Stalin's parents decided to go out, leaving him and Bubba with the babysitter....

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who was also a large black male and liked babysitting young boys.
 
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Shortly afterwards, the large black male babysitter decided that the boys should get changed for bed...and at the same time, get to know him better..

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so the boys walked up to there room all excited, not knowing the babysitter was following them closely...

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"I'm gonna make men outta you boys, he shouted, as he followed them into the room....

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post deleted...(not part of story, heh)
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said Bubba, "don't worry Bubba" yelled Stalin, I've done this before...just lie down on your stomach and.....
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start doing pushups. This babysitter must think he is a..
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physical trainer. Anywho after they did their push-ups one of the baby-sitters friends came over. She looked.....
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. . . kinda like a man . . .
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...with breasts...
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TIMEOUT ROFLMAO...Ty Guy,,you made me laugh my ass off,,,,that was brilliant...hahahahaha
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...really Mike Tyson in drag.
 
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Tyson started dancing with the babysitter, but Stalin had other ideas. He took Bubba, and showed him Tyson's...
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..."shortcomings", (and prized ear collection) and said....."
 
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...at which point the evil parents came home from a night out on the town and said, "Go to bed children, this story is getting far too raunchy for our likings".
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...at which point the evil parents came home from a night out on the town and said, "Go to bed children, this story is getting far too raunchy for our likings".
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"see Bubba, these guys are here to party." Stalin decides to call it a night, when their parents get home, and tells the babysitter....
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"see Bubba, these guys are here to party." Stalin decides to call it a night, when their parents get home, and tells the babysitter....
Leave! And take your filthy mouth with you!
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Then, out of the blue, Tipper Gore marches in with her legion of lawyers and exclaims...
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