Old 24th January 2004, 00:39   #81
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Old 24th January 2004, 00:54   #82
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er, bit of an understatement that Apollos (though i think Germ secretly enjoyed it all!)

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Old 24th January 2004, 02:43   #83
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A black person penis size is well above the 5.8 and an asian person is kinda below that mark. White people are all over the place. ^^ info I got long time ago at salon.com
This is a common misconception. People of African descent are generally of a larger physical frame, and people of Southern Asian and Southeast Asian descent are generally of a smaller physical frame, and therefore their penis length varies proportionately to their frame. Therefore the black people are hung like horses and Chinese need twezers. (hope I didnt offend anyone asl it was not my intention).

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Old 24th January 2004, 03:58   #84
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This is a common misconception. People of African descent are generally of a larger physical frame, and people of Southern Asian and Southeast Asian descent are generally of a smaller physical frame, and therefore their penis length varies proportionately to their frame. Therefore the black people are hung like horses and Chinese need twezers. (hope I didnt offend anyone asl it was not my intention).

Why do Asians have slanted eyes? Cause they squint so often
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Old 24th January 2004, 04:08   #85
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And what are these Asian women squinting in order to see?

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Old 24th January 2004, 05:25   #86
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Old 24th January 2004, 20:00   #87
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And what are these Asian women squinting in order to see?

=D
Beats me, no one ever had to squint here....

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Old 24th January 2004, 20:06   #88
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Beats me, no one ever had to squint here....
Because no one even wants to give you a second glance...

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Old 24th January 2004, 20:10   #89
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...because it's hard to look when you've got your mouth open.

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Old 24th January 2004, 20:22   #90
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When in your dreams to reality, people's thoughts go from "awe" to "irk"...

"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
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Old 24th January 2004, 20:24   #91
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...or to sweet dreams to nightmares

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Old 24th January 2004, 20:35   #92
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I can say that I am happily above average. and my GF certainly hasn't complained

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Old 24th January 2004, 21:12   #93
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W00t! I'm one lucky guy :
1.I'm above average and
2.I live in Asia
No wonder all the women here appreciate my size.


Hmm, the crushed ice thingy sounds good. Must try that one of these days.
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Old 25th January 2004, 22:41   #94
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Old 25th January 2004, 22:48   #95
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If it's secret it's no fun mc.

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heh, as intital phase of payback to my bro for deleting 3 yrs of graphic design work. a 'cleaned myself up' with his razor, not whole lot, just a clean up. now i can laugh at him secretly every morning

Hehehe... did something kinda similar. My best friend's one time roommate was her cousin who was a general pain in the ass. Went out with her one night and got really drunk, made it back to her place, puked, and then used the cousin's toothbrush to brush And the next morning he didn't know that, and the icing on the cake was when he used a cloth to wash his face... the same cloth my friend had just used the day before to clean her cat's ass
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