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View Poll Results: Not including foreplay, how long should the wild monkey dance last?
I can only last 1 minute. 3 6.38%
At least 31 minutes 27 57.45%
an hour at LEAST 7 14.89%
last? i keep going and going... nothing outlast the energizer! 10 21.28%
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Old 20th August 2003, 03:00   #1
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How long should sex last?

NOt sure if this is a legal thread topic, but i saw thongs and ... well... you can do the addition.

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Old 20th August 2003, 03:06   #2
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Cue bunch of lying virgin never-left-their-computer-except-to-upgrade-it people telling people how virile they are and how long they can last.


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Old 20th August 2003, 03:08   #3
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depends on whether you're including foreplay. IMO at least.

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Old 20th August 2003, 03:12   #4
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I say it should last as long as the man can. A friend told me of how she normally accepts the bloke will shoot his first load in maybe a minute, but had no problem with that, since she said she then had time to play more before the bloke was ready to go again. I say nothing about me, but I say merely that there is no specific time.

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Old 20th August 2003, 03:20   #5
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What’s with all overly specific poll options? I'm not going to vote because the possible answers are dumb.

However in my experience i believe that it should last as long as it feels good for, once you go over that it just becomes tedious so it's best to quit while your getting head.

Whoops, i mean 'quit while your ahead....
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Old 20th August 2003, 03:43   #6
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Whatever happened to those twenty-nine little numbers between 1 and 31?

Get it over with as quickly as possible... but certainly not 1 minute.
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Old 20th August 2003, 03:46   #7
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Here are your choices. Double lasting time but you spend the whole time striving to last long. Half the time but you thouroughly enjoy the experience.

Somewhere along the line men lost their way in the purpose of sex. We spend the whole time trying to get it then the rest of the time trying to last a decent length of time.

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Whatever happened to those twenty-nine little numbers between 1 and 31?

damn, ya beat me to it and OH MY GOD, are you trying to kill a girl with the over 30 minutes???? i'm happy 5 - 10 minutes of actual intercourse, but then again, less if i've had a couple of long islands
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Old 20th August 2003, 03:53   #9
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Why do men and women talk about each other as if they're this alien species that need to be conquered? We're not, we're people dammit.

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Old 20th August 2003, 03:53   #10
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I've had sex before.
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Old 20th August 2003, 03:56   #11
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It depends. Especially if the guy can have multiple orgasms.
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Old 20th August 2003, 03:57   #12
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In japan, men come first, and the women come second.


...or sometimes not at all.


Since I've only been laid a couple of times, I have no average.

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it should last until right before it ends.
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Old 20th August 2003, 04:27   #14
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We should ask Al Bundy. My opinion, after foreplay, sex should last 20 minutes. Oh, and if I keep going after the first orgasm, it can last a good hour or two.
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Old 20th August 2003, 04:32   #15
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My opinion, after foreplay, sex should last 20 minutes. Oh, and if I keep going after the first orgasm, it can last a good hour or two.

uhhhh, i sincerly hope that was Al Bundy saying that... cause if you're talking from personnal experience, i'm really, really hoping that you've invested stock in KY Jelly
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just because his post is complete bullshit, doesn't mean you have to buy into it, shyshy. Even guys in pornos don't last that long. that's why they have so many cut-scenes.

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Old 20th August 2003, 05:12   #17
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just because his post is complete bullshit, doesn't mean you have to buy into it
It's not. *If* you decide to keep going, after your first O, it stays hard right? So you just keep going. It stays hard but you won't ejack anymore because you've already used it. That's why you are able to keep going, because no more ejaclulations.

What I mean is, I don't go hours on end without ejack, I just keep going after ejack.
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Old 20th August 2003, 05:20   #18
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decision is moot. you will "O" a second time, even a third. It just takes time in between. The likely hood of you being able to keep ...uh..going after your first "O" is not good. Unless you're not a guy. You are a guy, aren't you?

I stand by my reply: I call Bullshit on you.

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Old 20th August 2003, 05:27   #19
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It should last until the woman has an orgsam, or two, or three, or four, or...

(and don't you punks even try to call bullshit on me - I'm counting the coming attractions as well as the feature presentation)
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Old 20th August 2003, 05:48   #20
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I'm not saying satisfying a woman is out of the question, but Starbucks' idea of sex sounds like that of somejunior high kid who's watched enough pr0n to think he knows what sex is like.

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Old 20th August 2003, 06:01   #21
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Old 20th August 2003, 06:17   #22
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Sex is like a carwash - you can do it yourself for free.

So you want to know about jjpotter's bed skills, eh? Well let's just say that the ladies call me the Energizer Bunny . . . . although it might be because I usually wear a fuzzy pink rabbit suit . . . . hmmmmmmmm
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Old 20th August 2003, 06:49   #23
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I wouldnt know, once I get more then just my hand, I will tell ya all. but intill then. I have no reason to boast or bullshit, come on people, we are geeks, get that in ya, we dont get it that often, so shut up and dont bullshit...
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it depends on if you died in a convienent store bathroom or not. I hear corpses can go for HOURS.
As an uninformed virgin, I wouldn't be able to say.
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Old 20th August 2003, 07:02   #25
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actual intercourse is kind of a 10-30 minute thing, i find. any longer, if you're putting in any effort, and you'll strain yourself or something - do yourself an injury...

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it depends on if you died in a convienent store bathroom or not. I hear corpses can go for HOURS.
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I just want to inform you that I really respect you as a valued member of these boards, you are an inspiration to other members young and old, your swift but nonchalant replies to topics leave me in aw of you complete infallibility.

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Old 20th August 2003, 08:53   #28
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Thirty-SEVEN?!
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Actual intercourse.. hmm.. I've never thought to time it.. probably 7-8 minutes at the outside mark.

But foreplay's where it's at kids, I swear. SO much more fun to be had, for so much longer.... =D

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Old 20th August 2003, 10:10   #29
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uh..going after your first "O" is not good. Unless you're not a guy. You are a guy, aren't you?

I stand by my reply: I call Bullshit on you.

I'm not saying satisfying a woman is out of the question, but Starbucks' idea of sex sounds like that of somejunior high kid who's watched enough pr0n to think he knows what sex is like.
Yes I am a guy and I'm not a high school kid. And yes, you can have more orgasms after the first one. But nothing will come out (not much). I'm just telling my own experience, you don't have to beleve me. I can care less if you do, you can keep flaming me all you want. I'm just saying it's not bull. I learned about it from this book a few years ago. I saw it on the news. http://www.sexuality.org/l/sex/mantak.html No this isn't a pennis enlargement site, it's the book review. Just because you ejackulate doesn't mean you can't keep going.

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Old 20th August 2003, 15:19   #30
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there's no 'k' in 'ejaculate'

Sex should last until the guy cannot hold off anymore, or until the woman achieves climax, whichever comes first (Excuse the pun). As the saying goes, "Nice guys finish last" Approximately 20 minutes or so. Definately less than 40.
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Old 20th August 2003, 16:07   #31
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If you do your part right, it never ends.
Very wise. Very VERY wise.

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 20th August 2003, 16:15   #32
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It should last as long as she wants it to last.

And jaz said it best:

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But foreplay's where it's at kids, I swear. SO much more fun to be had, for so much longer.... =D

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True, but I suspect you are purposefully pushing this as ****** prices might have risen yesterday.

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Its either really short or really long for me. Sometimes it takes 5-10 minutes, sometimes i go until i or my gf gets tired. Either way its enjoyable for the both of us.

I think it has to do with my fear of being hot. Whenever i get really hot, i'm very uncomfortable. So at the start, i'm not cold but...cool, and i dont last very long. But if i dont go within the first 10 minutes and we start getting all hot and sweaty, its like a pr0n scene and i last for freaking ever (which is not a good thing, imo).

THen there are those times i go about 15-20 minutes, and i find those the most enjoyable for me and my gf.
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I've never had sex, so I wouldn't know.
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Old 21st August 2003, 02:03   #36
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sorry peoples, i'm too noob to know how to add the option of 2-30 minutes. I meant to have it but i made it when i was too sleepy and forgot. SOrry.

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Old 21st August 2003, 18:27   #39
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Without foreplay, exactly 34 minutes. With foreplay, exactly 35 minutes. The irony is, as soon as the girl says 'don't stop' it triggers the ejaculation.

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for me, just keep going until no more "power"


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