Old 26th May 2005, 21:14   #1
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Why Women Live Longer Than Men

http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/womenlivelonger2.htm

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Old 26th May 2005, 21:15   #2
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Why women live longer than men is because.........

THEY DRAIN THE VERY MOTHERFUCKING LIFE FROM US MEN FOLK!!!! RUN NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!
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Old 26th May 2005, 21:16   #3
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haha the last ones!!!!!!!!!

god thats funny

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Old 26th May 2005, 21:17   #4
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Holy shit.. proof that there are many, many stupid people in the world.

And they all seem to be men .
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Old 26th May 2005, 21:28   #5
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Why women live longer than men is because.........

THEY DRAIN THE VERY MOTHERFUCKING LIFE FROM US MEN FOLK!!!! RUN NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!
It's too late
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Old 27th May 2005, 01:16   #6
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the firs pic, I would have tried that... actually I remember being 13 years old & thinking if that very thing was possable... funny an adult tried it.
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Old 27th May 2005, 02:33   #8
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Why women live longer than men is because.........

THEY DRAIN THE VERY MOTHERFUCKING LIFE FROM US MEN FOLK!!!! RUN NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, but it's such a sweet way to go. If I get to choose how I die then I'd rather die from being life-sucked by a woman.

(Hmmm, the mental imagery from that statement isn't half bad. )

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Old 27th May 2005, 04:23   #9
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Old 27th May 2005, 05:02   #10
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I gotta include:

They don't drive cars at 300 Km/h ... And that's why we r0x !

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Old 27th May 2005, 05:07   #11
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I gotta include:

They don't drive cars at 300 Km/h ... And that's why we r0x !
Friends don't let friends drive drunk, but they also don't open their fucking mouths when those same friends are driving 125 mph down the wrong side of a residential street.

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Old 27th May 2005, 05:28   #12
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Old 27th May 2005, 05:39   #13
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Cop: are you aware of what the speed limit is here.

Driver: yeah it's 110, and I was going maybe 120 tops.. if that.

Cop: seeing as how your plates read Michigan i'll let this one go, but up here (Canada) we go by kilometres an hour, not miles. And your lucky i'm going to let you off with a warning after clocking you at over 200.

My older brother's friend after being pulled over on the highway while visiting. I guess the cop figured we were also from the U.S., because he probably would have said something about how we chose not to mention this to the driver.
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Old 27th May 2005, 06:05   #14
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Why the heck US uses Miles per Hour and not Kilometers Per Hour, just like other "normal" countries ?!

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Old 27th May 2005, 06:22   #15
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yeah i think the metric system is better cause its easier to convert everything

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Old 27th May 2005, 08:49   #16
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Ohh please not another Metric VS Imperial system fight lol

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Old 27th May 2005, 19:19   #17
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I wouldn't call it a fight. Metric owns.
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Old 27th May 2005, 21:32   #18
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yeah i think the metric system is better cause its easier to convert everything
And I think that the duodecimal system owns. (12 inches in a foot, for example.)

I'll switch to metric when the rest of the world switches to duodecimal for its normal math.

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I wouldn't call it a fight. Metric owns.
Metric sucks. It's too hard to understand. Although it looks like I weigh less in kelograms
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What do you mean it's too hard to understand. It's alot easier considering every measurement has a 1000 relation to the next.

gram - 1 gram
kilogram - 1000 grams

it's just like computer terms:

Byte - 1 byte
kilobyte - 1000 bytes

Simple huh?

And for some reason weight and height are still measured in pounds and feet here too. I blame the Americans for that one .
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Old 28th May 2005, 21:38   #21
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Um... a kilobyte is 1024 bytes. But you're right, 1000 grams is a kilogram.
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Old 28th May 2005, 21:45   #22
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Old 28th May 2005, 22:12   #23
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a kilobyte is 1024 bytes because computers work in the world of base-2 math, where we normally use base-10 math.

2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512

2^10 = 1024 = kilobyte
2^20 = 1048576 = megabyte
2^30 = 1073741824 = gigabyte
2^40 = 1099511627776 = terabyte

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Weights and measures?.

Maybe I need a refund from my ISP.

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I think the modern thing would be base 16, not base 2.
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i'm working 40+ hours a week. i know of no females my age that are doing the same thing. i'm guessing that sort of thing is part of it.

missyob made me post this.
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Why? Binary is much easier to represent on a computer. (Either the thing is on/off - you don't have to check for multiple seperate states). Anyways, a lot IS represented in hexidecimal today (i.e. in HTML).

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Um... a kilobyte is 1024 bytes. But you're right, 1000 grams is a kilogram.
I was just using the computer 'kilo' as an example to help show what I meant (figured most people here are into computers). Guess it wasn't that good of an example though .

You get what I mean though..
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Hobbes: A quick smooch.

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