Old 9th January 2002, 12:47   #1
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A spammer sues

[note] This was posted on SlashDot and I thought I would bring it in to the forums [/note]

http://petemoss.com/spamflames/Shifm...onSpammer.html

What a friggin' Moron

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Yeah, that's pretty much it. :-\
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Old 9th January 2002, 13:13   #2
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I like this bit

spam http://www.techweb.com/encyclopedia/...term?term=spam

To send copies of the same message to large numbers of newsgroups or users on the Internet. People spam the Internet to advertise products as well as to broadcast some political or social commentary. See mail bomb, letter bomb, spamdexing, Blacklist of Internet Advertisers, MAPS and opt-in.



mo·ron (môrn, mr-) http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=moron
n.
1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
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[From Greek mron, neuter of mros, stupid, foolish.]
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mo·ronic (m-rnk, mô-) adj.
mo·roni·cal·ly adv.
moronism or mo·roni·ty (m-rn-t, mô-) n.
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Old 9th January 2002, 13:14   #3
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ROTFLMAO!

That is probably the funniest thiing I've ever read in the past year!!
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Old 9th January 2002, 14:06   #4
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What a sorry idiot.

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Old 9th January 2002, 15:43   #5
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I love how about 7/8 of the way through, they have the rambling email of a visitor to the site who has read Bernie's spam and goes on for about 3 screens insulting him.
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Old 9th January 2002, 23:27   #6
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Spam is pretty gross stuff. Processed meat. Yuck
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Old 10th January 2002, 00:16   #7
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha.
That is absolutely hilarious.
I feel compelled to email in as well, just to comment on his monumental stupidity.

Someone should actually sue BS. That'll show him!
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Old 10th January 2002, 00:50   #8
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heh. those are the kind of people that need to be removed from the intrenet.

missyob made me post this.
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Old 10th January 2002, 02:09   #9
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That guy is so dumb! Hmmm, let me do something illegal and then try and sue to get my way to keep doing it without penalty of law. LOL!

Anyway, at least Rogers in Canada has got an anti-spam program which was newly implemented.

"Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!"
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Old 11th January 2002, 23:26   #10
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hehehehe

I've spent all day following ALL the links on this Bernie Shifman.
unbelievable....the moron is everywhere!
a big chunk of the IT world now know about this guy (he's fuct), i do feel kinda sorry for this guy, he's trapped in his monumental stupidity and genuinely belives his own bullshit.
I guess he'll wake up soon flipping burgers and wonder if it was all a bad dream.
If u have the time follow the links...u will not believe it.
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Old 11th January 2002, 23:47   #11
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did you see his post on alt.drugs.pot ?
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Old 12th January 2002, 00:02   #12
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and the page mentions this thread too
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Old 12th January 2002, 11:47   #13
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I love all the updates since this thread started

rotf....this guy must be from the sonique forums
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Old 14th January 2002, 02:25   #14
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and the page mentions this thread too
w00t!!!!

I emailed Neil with the URL of this page

I also called Shifman on my mobile (cell) phone a day or two ago. FROM AUSTRALIA. I got his answering machine, so I left a message thanking him for his entertaining ways.


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Old 14th January 2002, 02:37   #15
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dude, you rule

missyob made me post this.
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quick question- what is w00t?

this dude is halarious!
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Old 14th January 2002, 09:45   #17
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I wonder if I will be included in the lawsuit ... I would hate for my e-mail address (duanejeffers@users.sourceforge.net) to get to this guy ... I could get sued

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Yeah, that's pretty much it. :-\
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Old 14th January 2002, 09:56   #18
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Also wanted to add that Bernie is using a Mac when he is supposedly a Unix nut ... look at what was from his e-mail

Quote:
Attachment converted: Macintosh HD:bresume.doc (WDBN/MSWD) (000529BD)
Content-Type: application/octet-stream;
name="bresumehtml.htm"
Content-Disposition: attachment;
filename="bresumehtml.htm"
Attachment converted: Macintosh HD:bresumehtml.htm (????/----) (000529BE)
and he really likes .doc files.

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Old 14th January 2002, 11:41   #19
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how does a fuckwit like him own a house like this

http://www.bestagents.net/sweethome/listings4.htm ???????
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Old 20th January 2002, 13:46   #20
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http://www.mikeycomics.com/vote/20
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Old 20th January 2002, 20:11   #21
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BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is good stuff.
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Old 20th January 2002, 20:23   #22
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Thankee, Thankee vera mush!!!!

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Old 24th June 2003, 20:41   #23
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lmao still great over a year later

I came for the hatred.
I stayed for the ballbag.
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god... i may be ignorant about some computer stuff, but damn, that guy makes me look like a freakin' genius (and that's not saying a whole lot)
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