Old 29th September 2003, 22:05   #41
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That my skill and mojo are beyond your very understanding?
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Old 29th September 2003, 22:28   #42
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Pfft.

No, has nothing to do with that. You might have mad skills, but you have to ask... are these mad skills worth anything in all reality? So, you placed in the like, top 2% of all people that have played that game. That's great. I'll let you operate my backhoe one day and we'll see just how good you can put 1500-pound reinforced concrete pipes in the ground.
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Old 29th September 2003, 22:38   #43
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Can you prepare a buffet for 1400 people from scratch in less than 8 hours with only a crew of 5?(and you are on your 10th hour when you start)
Can you walk into a cooler and spot all sources of DEADLY cross-contamination BEFORE someone gets hurt?
Can you loose a pint of blood and a piece of your finger and keep working?
Can you communicate with a Vietnamese woman who speaks absolutly NO ENGLISH?
Can you put up 1500 pounds of FOOD in one day?(no backhoe this time)
Can you use a Chef's Knife with out ripping a hole in one or more of your fingers?
Can you maneuver a fork-lift around in a dock without killing anyone or breaking shit?
Can you pass a piss test with a dirty system in one hour or less?
Can you operate a Machintosh with skill and grace?
Can you get ur peter puffed at work by a WOMAN?
Can YOUR cooking give a woman an orgasm?
Just some of the many occupational skills i've had to master in a very short amount of time.
If you want to switch places, Fuzzy, then you can go right ahead.
My mojo permeates all.
Just remember, if you cut too deep, it has to come off
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Old 29th September 2003, 23:57   #44
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Old 30th September 2003, 00:16   #45
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*pulls out cylinder block*
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Old 30th September 2003, 00:30   #46
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no mas this game toke 30 min.
I quit i hate to think how long it take to get to 2 billion
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Old 30th September 2003, 00:47   #47
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Old 30th September 2003, 19:42   #48
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Can YOUR cooking give a woman an orgasm?
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Old 1st October 2003, 02:21   #49
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Can you prepare a buffet for 1400 people from scratch in less than 8 hours with only a crew of 5?(and you are on your 10th hour when you start)
Can you walk into a cooler and spot all sources of DEADLY cross-contamination BEFORE someone gets hurt?
Can you loose a pint of blood and a piece of your finger and keep working?
Can you communicate with a Vietnamese woman who speaks absolutly NO ENGLISH?
Can you put up 1500 pounds of FOOD in one day?(no backhoe this time)
Can you use a Chef's Knife with out ripping a hole in one or more of your fingers?
Can you maneuver a fork-lift around in a dock without killing anyone or breaking shit?
Can you pass a piss test with a dirty system in one hour or less?
Can you operate a Machintosh with skill and grace?
Can you get ur peter puffed at work by a WOMAN?
Can YOUR cooking give a woman an orgasm?
Just some of the many occupational skills i've had to master in a very short amount of time.
If you want to switch places, Fuzzy, then you can go right ahead.
My mojo permeates all.
Just remember, if you cut too deep, it has to come off

1) No, but I can prepare a big bowl of cereal for my damn self.
2) I think I'd smack the person that stocked the cooler first.
3) I'm not usually that clumsy.
4) Sorry, I prefer English-speaking women.
5) I've heaved way more than 1500 pounds of cement bags onto my back in a day's time.
6) Do bush axes and machetes count?
7) A forklift? Please... I operate a 9-ton backhoe everyday.
8) I don't have to worry about failing a drug test.
9) Macintosh? What's that?
10) I'm sure I could, but I've never persued the opportunity.
11) I don't need cooking for that.

You can keep your mojo. I've got my own, thanks.
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Old 2nd October 2003, 02:45   #50
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i'd like to duel you
you in ur back hoe
me in my fork lift
just to see who's the MAN
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Old 2nd October 2003, 03:39   #51
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now this penguin really is spaced........... me on level 5.......
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Old 2nd October 2003, 03:44   #52
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NOT AGAIN!!!! level 6............
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Old 3rd October 2003, 01:39   #53
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i'd like to duel you
you in ur back hoe
me in my fork lift
just to see who's the MAN
For starters, I seriously doubt your forklift is as fast as my backhoe. Two, my backhoe could probably pick your forklift up and flip it over... if not, at least flip it over. Three, sometimes size does matter... and I think this is one of those times.

Anyways, back on topic.
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Old 4th October 2003, 03:34   #54
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NOT AGAIN!!!! level 6............
Actually, that looks like it would have intercepted the ship.

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Old 20th October 2003, 03:02   #55
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Dunno if anyone else noticed, but there's a new version of Spaced Penguin. It's called Doom Funnel Chasers. Pretty cool, just like the original.

Attached the score on my first try...
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Old 20th October 2003, 23:42   #56
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"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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Old 20th October 2003, 23:51   #57
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heres mine. i got some really funky looking orbits from this. i don't think its exactly the same as the penguin
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Old 21st October 2003, 01:03   #58
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No, most of the levels are completely different. And the sound that the wad of duct tape makes when it hits a planet is just funny to me.
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Old 23rd July 2004, 08:27   #59
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Look at the distance..
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Old 23rd July 2004, 08:33   #60
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Old 23rd July 2004, 23:39   #61
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yea, that's the same.

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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