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Old 21st February 2003, 12:52   #1
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"Or to sum up, it's the meat shavings of what can only be described as an elephants leg on a skewer, slow heated with some kind of medival torture device, served in something that passes for a pita bread, topped off with loads of salad, for nutrition, topped with a variety of sauces, favourite being red hot burn your ring off chille or yakky yoghurt stuff, which has probably been jizzed in by the swarthy looking individual who just served you.You wouldn't eat it sober, and can only be eaten after several pints of lager."
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Old 21st February 2003, 12:57   #2
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Old 21st February 2003, 13:19   #4
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i like this one because its me! Nobbys (for about 2 days) GO ME! (yes that was me)


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Old 22nd February 2003, 00:03   #6
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Which one are you?
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Old 22nd February 2003, 00:15   #7
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Old 22nd February 2003, 01:53   #12
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watadoo............ do you want that to go???
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Old 22nd February 2003, 01:58   #13
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WARNING: The following theory probably makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, but here it is anyways. Just in case you're allergic to insanity, don't read this as it may subsequently be hazardous to your health.
(This theory is tied into the 'My Theory Of What Happened To The Spice Girls' post in my 'Zig-A-Zig-Ha!' Thread.)

Dipsy and Tinky-Winky, being lovers in the unforgiving Teletubby world, festered in their anger at the resentment and rejection of the other Teletubbies. In time, they grew evil and formulated a plot to take over the world, involving happy laughing suns with baby faces on them and the use of Tubby-Toast. Dipsy agreed to be Tinky-Winky's love slave.

Po and Laa-Laa were making love tenderly and orally to each other when the sun unexpectedly rose from the horizon. The innocent sun, in shock at seeing what they were doing, went into a supernova. This burned Po and Laa-Laa to ashes, but being undead creatures as they already were, their ashes slowly reformed...

But, re-incarnated as they were, their appearance was so different from what they had once been, that they had to replace themselves on the show with men in suits. The real them were simply skeletons with bits of flesh hanging off their charred and blackened bones, the televisions on their stomachs buzzing with an eerie static signal.

Po decided to try and forge a diplomatic alliance with Gerri, the ex-Spice Girl. Gerri listened to his raspy, high-pitched voice, but once he got to the second, grammatically incorrect child's babble, she brought out her .89 calibre elephant hunting rifle and blew the skeletal Teletubby's head off out of sheer annoyance at the strange creature.

Laa-Laa, in desperate grief at losing her precious Po, vowed revenge on Gerry ex-Spice. Laa-Laa found the gigantic orange ball she had played with on-screen in some episode, and set to work making it a cyborg death-bot. Once it was finished, she would unleash it upon the world.

Po's severed head on the ground began to stir, unbeknownst to Laa-Laa as she worked on the ball-death-bot. Po's head regrew a body in the dark, dank corners of the Teletubby's headquarters...

Then, the Tubby-vacuum rose up out of the darkness and sucked up the two Teletubbies, thinking that by theit hideous and grotesque appearance, they wee simply two overgrown pieces of shit on the floor.

Dipsy and Tinky-Winky were busily trying to converse with the all powerful magical pink deer who could grant them access to all the world's greatest resources when out of nowhere, Cameron Diaz came out of the gloom, bearing her brand new bazooka rifle.

She realized the danger the world was in from the two gay Teletubbies and the magical pink deer. Cameron grit her teeth and lifted the bazooka, blasting the two faggotubbies away into pieces. She befriended this magical pink deer, who apologized for his brother's antics at trying to take over the world previously, before his brother was brutalized by Scary Spice. As forementioned about the late Scary Spice, it was almost impossible for her or any of the Spice Girls combined to destroy his brother, but she'd somehow managed to.

Now, all we can do is wait and see if one day, Laa-Laa and Po will break free of the Tubby-vacuum's fathomous depths of the dirt bag...

Is the world safe?


Now that's what I'm talking about. Possibly the best post I ever made... Since no one else is gonna quote me, I quoted myself!

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Old 22nd February 2003, 01:59   #14
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Old 22nd February 2003, 02:36   #15
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Old 22nd February 2003, 02:55   #16
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Ummm... Thanks, I think, lol.

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Old 22nd February 2003, 05:45   #17
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for some reason i kinda liked this one

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Old 22nd February 2003, 05:49   #18
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That's a good one!

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Old 22nd February 2003, 05:53   #19
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ohh ohh or this one by me

i cant really tell because this monitor = carp.... yes thats right an oversized goldfish.


I liked that one too
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Old 22nd February 2003, 07:15   #20
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Old 22nd February 2003, 07:27   #21
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It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...."
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Old 22nd February 2003, 11:08   #22
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Old 22nd February 2003, 15:17   #24
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I'm actualy kinda glad nobody is quoting me, no this is not a ploy for simpathy, I just think that this thread makes less sence than some of the drunken postings.

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It makes sense if your having fun.

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I'm actualy kinda glad nobody is quoting me, no this is not a ploy for simpathy, I just think that this thread makes less sence than some of the drunken postings.

"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing....

It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...."
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The bush government is feeding us propaganda. its simple. first of all, they LOWER the education budget. that one is simple. this way, intellectual thinkers are being produced at a lower rate, while more of the masses are being put out into the middle and lower class systems. After this, UNEMPLOYMENT GOES UP A WHOPPING 35% due to the number of not-so-smart people being higher than the number of jobs for them. Then they bring out their Uncle Sam crap. Then the unemployed masses go to the only place the can be garrenteed a job: the military. Now we have a massive armed forces: more so. Then they milk the 9/11 attack for all the anti-islamic sentiment they can get, attack a middle eastern islamic country, and say they had a terrific victory, thus bringing in more patriotic, anit-islamic sentiment, even though most of the people fighting them were little more than boys who were scared shitless. What a victory. Now, the Bush family's rich off the oil industry. In a conference for cleaner energy sources of G-8 (8 industrial nations incl. UK USA Italy Germany Japan Russia and others) a few years back (after bush jr was elected) the US was the only country to oppose it. This has got to make you think. oil=money for bush. clean energy=no money for bush. now iraq and saddam basically controls the rest of the middle east and it's oil. UN weapon inspectors -as yet- have found NONE, count it, NONE weapons as myass destruction in iraq. so... Iraq is NOT a threat, yet America is calling together all the major powers of the world, who come at bush's call, to attack, without consent of the UN, which is a direct violation of international laws. Why? because he wants the oil! Never mind the crap about Saddam being a terrorist, which can't and won't be proven because he has NO WEAPONS, but he has OIL!

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