Old 29th March 2002, 05:53   #1
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Celebrity Death Match

Ok lets try to set up a 1 on 1 celebrity death match. You can pick old celebs or new, politition to athlete to cartoon to videogame charcter, anyone. Lets try not to duplicate matches. So to begin I select 2 people, the the next post declares the winner then the winner Vs. a new challenger, get it?

Match 1 Biggie Vs. Tupac Winner = Tupac

Tupac Destroys Biggie with a verbal asault then Ko's him with the peoples elbow. FATALITY!!!

Match 2 Tupac Vs.The Godfather

Etcetra......
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Old 29th March 2002, 10:16   #2
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The godfather has his wife open her legs and tupuc takes a whiff. he falls dead.

Godfather vs Big Bird

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Old 29th March 2002, 11:22   #3
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big bird wins.

the big bird suit gets propped up by conan obrien, while the real guy in the bird suit is around the corner. the godfather is going crazy on the empty suit. big bird guy takes jim henson out of cryostasis, and henson gives the godfather the spock touch. when he is down, the guy gets back into the big bird suit, slaps conan and henson 5 up high, then curbstomps the godfather.

big bird vs. pizza the hut from spaceballs


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Old 29th March 2002, 11:57   #4
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[off topic] perhase we should have a winamp death mach, diferent members killing each other for fun

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big bird wins.

the big bird suit gets propped up by conan obrien, while the real guy in the bird suit is around the corner. the godfather is going crazy on the empty suit. big bird guy takes jim henson out of cryostasis, and henson gives the godfather the spock touch. when he is down, the guy gets back into the big bird suit, slaps conan and henson 5 up high, then curbstomps the godfather.

big bird vs. pizza the hut from spaceballs
Big Bird went for the Bird Ride,but pizza the hut from spaceballs deal a low blow.Then finish Big Bird off with a Rock Bottom, then call Buffy in to decimate Big Bird with a Buffy Stake Slam.

pizza the hut from spaceballs wins and score a fatality!

pizza the hut from spaceballs vs Frodo Baggins.

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Old 29th March 2002, 17:18   #6
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frodo calls in gandalf who blasts pizza the hut into a steamy little pile of bite sized pizza chunks

frodo vs trent reznor (nine inch nails)
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Frodo use the One Ring to be invisible. Hit the first salvo by hitting the Baggins Slam. But Frodo have to take off the One Ring due to its evil power. Trent Reznor hit the Nine Inch Nails Claw at Frodo which cause Frodo to lose the use of the left arm. Trent Reznor wanted to finish of Frodo with the Nails and Hammers but Bilbo Baggins ran in and start posting post which left Trent Reznor in stitches. Frodo took the chance and hit the "Frodo the One Ring" to pick up the win.

Frodo Baggins wins.(again)

Frodo Baggins vs Barney

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Round 1
Frodo grabs Barney by his stuffed head and bulldogs him on the concrete floor onto some empty beer bottles. Frodo grabbed Barney's tail and gives him repeated round the world table smashes for the next 4 rounds.

Final Round
The big purple dino started to sing one of many stupid songs Frodo rammed some chopsticks into his nostrils then proceeded to gnaw on his leg. Barney was starting to pass out from massive blood loss so Frodo put him in a crossface chicken wing to speed things up.

Frodo Baggins Vs. Britney Spears The Title Fight!
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Britney enters ring cluching microphone, once in the arena she hits the highest note she can, frodo (and the audiance) are cast to the grond in pain. Britney then whacks frodo with mic breaking his jaw and the mic in the prosess. Frodo call's on gandalf who proseeds to fire a barage of fireballs at britney whose hair chaches fire, Britney retreats to corner and gets her ontorage to put her hair out. she re-enters the ring only to get squished by lighting rig frodo is also people pate. who droped the rig?

"EH OH" OMG its the TellyTubies!!!!

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Britney V Just in. (he he!)

Britney wins of course! Then she finishes off the rest of that poncy group!
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Britney enter and quickly hit "Baby hit me one more time" on Frodo. Then she sing the Pepsi commercial which make Frodo roll on the floor in pain. She went for the Timberlake Push, but Frodo counter with "Frodo the One Ring". Both went down. In ran Justin Timberlake, and hit the N'SYNC Slap on Frodo. The couple wanted to go for the "Lovers Drop", in ran Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf. Bilbo posted a few post to send Justin to lala land. Gandalf send in a barage of fireball which cause Britney's silicon to melt. Frodo hit the "May It Be" on Britney to pick up the win and send Britney's haters in the arena wild in celebration.

Frodo Baggins wins.(third time)

Frodo Baggins vs Forest Gump

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the person who plays frodo was caught in a gay bar!!
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Frodo walks into the ring greeted by Forest. They shake hands and Forest had a buzzer attached to his hand giving a shock to Frodo. Frodo takes does the FRODO-ROTO ROOTER on Forest but Forest counter attacks with the Chocolate Box of Death splitting Frodo in two. Frodod is somehow mended together and runs after Forest with a chainsaw. The Terminator blasts Frodo before he can reach Forest into atomic particles using his Photon Gun of the future! FOREST WINS!

"I WANT FOREST!!!!" The Terminator vs. Forest Gump
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Forrest Gump wins by smashing the terminators skull out because the terminator is laughing so hard at Gump.


Forrest Gump vs Bubba (his chum who died in 'Nam)
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Bubba goes up to forest as if hugging him and gives him a german suplex across the ring! He throws his wheelchair at em and GROWS NEW LEGS!!!!! He uses them as torpedoes and launches his new legs right in Forests face leaving holes in his body! Forest then pleads for Bubba to stop and he does for moment giving enough time for Forest to sneak some rat poisen into the chocolate he offers. "My momma used to say..." "Yeah I Know wat she said...Give me some chocolate cuz i need some more energy to kick ur *bleep*!" Bubba dies of the poisen FOREST WINS!!!!



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Mickey ran in and quickly went for the Mickey song. Forest say "Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you are going to get" and throw a box of chocolate at Mickey.That cause Mickey to sit down and eat the chocolate at the same time Forest is dancing to the tune of Mickey Song's. In ran Minnie Mouse,Donald and Goofy. They hit the Walt Disney Dance on Forest to let Mickey pick up the win!

Mickey Mouse Wins!

Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny

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Bugs Bunny asks Mickey for some leftover chocolate and while Mickey bends ove to get the chocolate Bugs sticks a few carrots up Mickeys *bleep*!Mickey is thriving in pain and then Bugs is surrounded by Mickeys friends. Elmer Fudd comes out with a muscot and blows the *bleep* out of Donald and Minnie! Bugs then gets a blwhorn and yells in Mickeys ear! Mickey is wobbling around and gets his head blown off by Fudd. Bugs hand is raised and he is declared the winner.....but wait Elmer is sneaking up behind Bugs!!! [BOOOOOOOM} Bugs is shot by Fudd!
FUDD WINS!!!!(but he sees a shadow from beyond)

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Oooh, Hardcore rules.....never thought of that

Before even Batman can do anything, Daffy Duck ran in and hit the Daffy Doom Talk on Elmer. Daffy went on to hit Batman with the Daffy Anti-Bat Perfume. Daffy was about to hit the Daffy Death Duck on Batman, Robin swing in and hit the Robin & Batman song on Daffy to help Batman pick up the win.

Batman wins.

Batman vs Road Runner

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Roadrunners too fast for both of batman and robin. batman slams into robin and roadrunner drops an anvil on both of em....Hilary Clinton comes out with a vengeance
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batman takes out road runner in the batmobile for being the mascot of a crappy cable company.

batman vs. spiderman

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HILLARY vs ROADRUNNER
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Oh ho, now which is which?

I go for Hillary and Road Runner.Sorry John M

Hillary came out with a shocking partner, Monica! Road Runner was hit with a Cigar Bomb. Hillary and Monica then go for the W.E.Coyote gimmick,but it back fired which let the Road Runner to pick up the win.

Road Runner Wins!

Road Runner vs Captain Planet

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Roadrunner is fast but captain planet is faster! captain planet catchtes the roadrunner and spills toxic chemicals all over it! then captain planets little friends come out and point their rings to the roadrunner. before their special powers could start mills lane comes out and bites off all their ears. then he gives em the old MILL ONE TWO COMBO and knocks them on their *bleep* Captain planet tries to fight back but mills lanes breath melts captain planet! MILLS LANE WINS!

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Mills Lane vs. Jugde Judy

j judy has the home fans behind her and mike tyson in her corner, mills lane is running scared, he has just remembered he took a bribe off mike tyson before the holyfield fight and disqualified iron mike,
j judy orders miles to pay iron mike back the twenty doller bribe, he says "no" j judy strips naked, miles gets a boner and looses conciosness, j judy runs over to miles chops off his member, he bleeds to death. judge judy wins. iron mike realises he will not get a penny from a dead mills lane so he challanges j judy.

judge judy Vs. iron mike tyson.
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Mike tyson reaches into his trunks and pulls out a golden mouth protector. Judge Judy isnt impressed and stikes him in the face with her Gavel of Doom! Mike Tyson says "Uh uh b*tch, u dont do that to Iron Mike!(squeaky voice)" Then Mike Tyson calls out Don King and he does the Hair-Q-Tip on Judy by! Judy is knocked out but still has a fighting chance. She gets up and throws both their cases out with the J.J. Verdict Drop! Both Mike tyson and Don King fall on their heads and die! Judy WINS!!!!

Uh oh...looks like Jenna Jameson challenges Judy!!!!!!!!


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J Judy hit the Gavel of Doom on Jenna and was going for the "We Found You Guilty" verdict, Jenna manage to move out of the way. Jenna hit the "Greatest Jenna Porn" on J Judy, and wanted to go for "Sex-It-Up" J Judy counter with the J J Verdict Drop. Both went out. In ran Winona Ryder and hit both with "Shoplifting" to pick up the win and the title.

Winona Ryder wins the title.

Winona Ryder vs Nicole Kidman

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DING! Winona took nicole by the hair and and did a Mugshot Princess on her! Nicole came back with the Face Wide Shut and Winona was down. Thinking she had won, Nicole turned around thanking the audience. "I'm gonna beat that English acsent out of you!!!" said Winona "Beetle Juice" "Beetle Juice" "Beetle Juice" Then Beetle Juice came out and kissed nicole doing the Cockroach Tongue Swirl!!! Nicole slapped him so he got dizzy and couldnt tell which girl was which. So then Nicole and Winona double teamed on Beetle Juice and did the Girls Just Wanna Have "Fun" on him! Winona and Nicole then kissed each other congrtulating each other on the win! "They were lesbians after all1" shouted the crowd But look who came out to challenge them!!!!

Winona and Nicole vs Rosie O donnell and her girlfriend
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Winona and Nicole hit the first salvo by doing the "Mouline Rouge" on Rosie O donnell. Rosie O donnell's girlfriend hit half of "Lover's Drop" on Winona.So, Rosie and Winona are down. In ran Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz. Tom Cruise hit "Vanilla Sky" on Nicole, while Penelope Cruz hit "Captain Corelli's Mandolin" on Rosie's girlfriend. The couple then decimate all four with the "Mission Impossible Dance".

Tom Cruise & Penelope Cruz wins.

Tom Cruise & Penelope Cruz vs Leonardo De Caprio (handicap match)

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De Caprio yells out "Iceburg right ahead!" While Penelope and Tom both look away De caprio takes a chair and does the "We're sinking" They both fall on their bloody heads. De caprio takes a chainsaw and attempts the De Caprio Decapitator but missed only to find his Eyes Wide Shut 2 and Penelope did the Cruz My Ship! De caprio was down hard and them the Cruiuse duo took him out with a Cruzin or Losin Fatality!!!
But wait, wats that its bird its a plane, no its Porky Pig!!!

Porky Pig vs Tom Criuse and Penelope Cruz
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Porky Pig was too scare to come out. It looks as if Tom & Penelope was about to win by default, in ran Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer hit "Rachel" on Penelope,but got hit by Tom's "Jerry Maguire". Brad was furious of what Tom did to his wife, so Brad went for the Ocean's Eleven Mission. While Brad was pounding on Tom, Penelope got up and was going to hit "All the Pretty Horses" on Brad but Brad side step and she hit Tom instead. By that time, Jennifer got up, and husband and wife went on to decimate the couple with "Till Death Do Us Part". Porky came out wearing a priest robe,and say "You may kiss the Bride" while Tom & Penelope lay hapless on the ground.

Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston wins!(and got married a second time)

Brad & Jennifer vs Kenny,Cartman,Kyle & Stan(South Park)

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Jennifer started cursing at the south park guys and then kenny told her to stfu. Brad got angry and went after kenny leaving Jenn alone with Cartman, Kyle, and Stan. They decided because kenny was not there they would have to have a replacement. So Kyle took a chainsaw and did the eminem buzzsaw on jenn "Who killed jennifer" stan asked but then kyle got pissed off and he did the eminem buzzsaw on both his friends!!! All of a sudden The Real Slim Shady-Eminem comes out and curses out Kyle!!! Brad returns with Kennys head but is shocked to see his wife dead, so he goes after Kyle with the Mission Impossible Lapdance!!! Brad accidently tripped and fell eye first into a nail!!! KYLE WINS!!!

Kyle vs Eminem
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Eminem sang Stan. Kyle was in pain. In ran Chef, and throw Cheezy Poofs at Eminem. While Eminem was distracted, Kyle hit the eminem Buzzsaw on Eminem. Kyle was about to be pronounce the winner, in ran Dido. She hit "No Angel" and "Here with me" on Kyle to pick up the win.

Dido Wins.

Dido vs Celine Dion

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Dido does the "I cant breathe" on celine dion. celine retaliates with a "My CDs sucked after that song for titanic" and Dido is hurt. Dido has no choice and does the Dido selfDestruct after so many blows to her throat by celine. Celine is spattered with green gloob from the spatters of dido. Celine is declared winner until.....

The referee begins to unzip....
oh no.... that wasnt dido at all....
it was a quick clone.....
Dido pulls off her Dido Dicer and shreds celine dion for the win!!!!


Dido vs. marge simpson
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dido Vs. marge simpson

marge steps into the ring for her match up and calls for a no holds barred cage fight, dido agrees. both start off by slagging one anothers hair styles but dido gets bad when marge starts calling her "dildo", dido squares up to marge and swings her around by her hair, as strong as it is long marges hair finally pulls out, she's flung into the cage at an alarming speed and is wedged between the mesh cage, meanwhile after all that spinning dido is worst for wear and falls to the floor holding her head, unable to see and extreamly dizzy, marge frees herself from the mesh and proceeds to kick the shite out of dido, dido's a strong one and doesn't give in finds the energy to carry on, in an illegal move she polkes marge in the eye marge falls to the floor and is erased by dido. having already killed matt groening there is no way marge can be redrawn, dido the winner.

p diddy and j-lo come to the ring looking to cause trouble dido is scared but wait whats that noise its...its..its eminem..

eminem & dido Vs. p diddy & j-lo (tag team championship fight)
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eminem & dido Vs. p diddy & j-lo

What a shocked the crowd was when Eminem came out,as they thought Eminem was decimated in his match with Kyle from South Park.Well, it seems that was another clone of Eminem.Going for the kill, Eminem and Dido did the Stan on P.diddy. J-lo just stand there and clap. The crowd goes "What?". Then Eminem ,Dido and J-Lo hit "You Should Not Have Dumped Me" on P.Diddy to pick up the win.

Eminem,Dido & J-Lo wins.

Eminem,Dido & J-Lo vs Linkin Park

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Bruce takes a beer bottle and does the "Stupid American Fighter" on Zhang. Zhang is overcome with pain and is forced to retreat yelling "Hong po zo lee ji mi pong hon gong" Or in english "Owwwww" Then coco is left by himself to face bruce and jackie...Jackie does a "Kung Fu Finger Cutter" Coco ducks and jackie catches bruce by mistake. bruce takes this personally and throws jackie into a pit of spikes under the ring...now its bruce and coc...while bruce is looking down at the dead chan "Spike spear u, u no spear back..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" then coco did the "Palm Tree Splash Dive" but landed on top of bruce and they both fell into the spike pit

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Bruce takes a beer bottle and does the "Stupid American Fighter" on Zhang. Zhang is overcome with pain and is forced to retreat yelling "Hong po zo lee ji mi pong hon gong" Or in english "Owwwww" Then coco is left by himself to face bruce and jackie...Jackie does a "Kung Fu Finger Cutter" Coco ducks and jackie catches bruce by mistake. bruce takes this personally and throws jackie into a pit of spikes under the ring...now its bruce and coc...while bruce is looking down at the dead chan "Spike spear u, u no spear back..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" then coco did the "Palm Tree Splash Dive" but landed on top of bruce and they both fell into the spike pit

darth vader vs. mini me
Sorry, Dimmers posted ahead of me for the marge vs dido match,so I had to change.
so next match should be

Eminem,Dido & J-Lo vs Linkin Park

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Old 1st April 2002, 04:06   #38
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Eminem and Jlo decide to "Ditch the Whit Girl" and beat up Dido. Linkin Park decides to beat up on Dido too becuz her music sucks. But the JLo hit the "Booty Boom" on Likin Park knocking them all to their knees. Eminem did the "M&M Choco-Chainsaw" and made Likin Parks heads gush with blood. JLo got so scared she accidentally "Backed That Ass Up" and Eminem's face was shoved into his own chainsaw!!! Jlo is the winner by TKO!!!

Jlo vs Monica Lewinsky(for the Biggest Butt Title)
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Old 1st April 2002, 06:10   #39
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Due to the fact Monica lost to roadrunner in an earlier match,because of a back fired W.E.Coyote gimmick, but she couldn't resist a match with J-Lo for the title of Biggest Butt.So out she came,and went early for the Cigar Bomb on J-Lo. J-Lo counter with "If you have my love".Both out. Monica got up first, and hit another Cigar Bomb on J-Lo.That busted J-Lo wide open. Bloody on her head, J-Lo make a desperation move, and hit "The Wedding Planner" on Monica.And that busted Monica wide open. Boom, hit the intro music of Darth Vader.Vader ran in and took out Monica and J-Lo with his light saber to pick up the win.Vader stand tall over the bloody heads of Monica and J-Lo.

Darth Vader wins.
But, his next opponent ran in to start the next match.

Darth Vader vs Mini Me

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this has got to be the craziest thread in a good while.
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