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Searchers find live worms in shuttle wreckage

Hundreds of worms from a science experiment aboard the space shuttle Columbia have been found alive in the wreckage, NASA said Wednesday.

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Old 1st May 2003, 16:34   #2
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i believe these worms to be aliens ready to infect the planet. this in conjuction with SARS could mean the end of the world as we know it.


I would like to say hello to the new aliens if they are reading.

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... the worms were already from earth...

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Old 1st May 2003, 17:11   #4
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SSJ4 Gogitta,

i shall now backup my theory.

Columbia crashed because aliens were taking over the ship at the time of landing, these aliens have now been found in the containers thought to be the original worms from earth.

however these are alien worms, possibly intent on destroying the planet

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it's possible that the worms were carrying a strain of sars with them when they crashed, however it would have broken out in the us, not china, now wouldn't it have...

oh, and windude...i think you should chop the top joint of each of your fingers off so the evil government forces can't track you down by your fingerprints when they find out what you know about their plan for world domination. then you could stop wearing shoes and using credit cards, dollar bills and coinage. also, stop eating entirely, they might be able to trace you by your food buying habits. only hunt wild deer, especially the ones that are out of season - those are the ones that they use to hypnotize the children. last but not least, take the modem out of your wall and destroy it.

that should make the world a MUCH better place.

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i shall now backup my theory.

Columbia crashed because aliens were taking over the ship at the time of landing, these aliens have now been found in the containers thought to be the original worms from earth.

however these are alien worms, possibly intent on destroying the planet
THE WORMS WERE FROM EARTH! They were load up, plane went up, crashed down, worms found. NO ALIENS!

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Old 1st May 2003, 23:04   #8
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i shall now backup my theory.

Columbia crashed because aliens were taking over the ship at the time of landing, these aliens have now been found in the containers thought to be the original worms from earth.

however these are alien worms, possibly intent on destroying the planet
why, in the name of god, would aliens, that are capable of interstellar space travel, bother trying to take over the space shuttle. it has absolutly no strategic value whatsoever. if you wanted to take over the earth, you'd do it exactly the smae way the aliens in Inependance day did it, use overwhelming force, eliminate the capitals of the worlds most powerful countries first. however, you would not want to make the mistake of having a 24-hour countdown. you would time it the exact same way the US military does it when they bomb targets. you all come in at the same time, get on target within 2-3 min. of each other(the US military usually tries for 15 sec, so I'm being generous), and then fire all at once. why bother taking over a ship and giving us some warning, when you can attack us without warning?

also, I'd like to know how worms that are the size of the tip of a pencil, and couldn't even escape from the container they were in are going to destroy the planet.
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i am typing this with my 15 fingers. i also have a large head and my earthling friends have made me feel welcome here. i shall bring my leader to meet yours VERY soon.

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Okay, so they're aliens.

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The worms were the astronauts. That's why the shuttle crashed ..


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SSJ4 Gogitta,

i shall now backup my theory.

Columbia crashed because aliens were taking over the ship at the time of landing, these aliens have now been found in the containers thought to be the original worms from earth.

however these are alien worms, possibly intent on destroying the planet
Oh, then do tell, how worms, the size of the tip of a pencil, who were kept containers with no way of them to get out, and who moved at a crawls pace, and who were kept an eye out for, caused the disaster?

Do explain how they managed to get out of the container, crawl inbetween air-tight shuttle lining, and get to the point of explosion, and please, explain how it was done. What could these mighty, but miniscule creatures have done to blow a shuttle up, knowing they have no brain, and no limbs to hold tools, and at most, primitive ways of communication.

And explaine, if they DID do this, why the crew never noticed any missing. And, with their lifetime of 7 to 10 days each, how they managed to let the next generation know, with their, at most, primitive communication, which is probably limited to "i found food" only.

I wonder who's alter ego Windude is.

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I wonder who's alter ego Windude is.
one word.....bizz

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Old 2nd May 2003, 19:23   #15
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you underestimate these worms.

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they dont want to conquer yet...
right now their objective is simple...infiltration..

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I've handled those worms. no, really. they're from a project going on here at Florida Tech. We were quite surpized to see they survived.

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As he traveled to a far off land, he found he wasn't traveling alone, but that he had gained companions, and when they found their new land, they started work on a new temple, one that would be OPEN to all who wanted to worship.

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s0be could be infected! he could be a worm carrier, i do not trust him anymore. I suggest that he and his collagues get checked out by an idependant medic.

I do not trust any of s0be's comments due to the now biased nature they may carry

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do you think s0be's worms might infect you through the wire ?


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eventually, of course not via the wire but via contact they shall spread like a virus, possibly turning to an airborne one within weeks.

mark my words, i shall be in my bunker soon

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no, you have a hypothysis. A theory generally has supporting evidence

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its the faculty all over again,

nice to know that the first alien species we find are mindless, blood sucking worms trying to take over the world.

seeing as i'm a very popular person, you could use me to influence others to join your new utopia
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HAR HAR THE ASTRONAUTS WERE WORMS HAHAHAH!!! THEY DIDN'T BURN ALIVE IN THE ATMOSPHERE THEY BECAME WORMS BECAUSE OF THE COSMIC DUST THAT THEY BREATHED IN AND IT MUTATED THEIR BODIES HENCE WHY THEY CRASHED BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T STEER IT WITH THEIR WORM BODIES BECAUSE THEY LACK HANDS!!! FUNNY!
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