Old 8th December 2009, 03:24   #1
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These classified ads were really put in the paper ...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . . able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG..
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ...
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent
condition. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Husband knows f *****g everything.
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Old 8th December 2009, 06:05   #2
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LOST MIND. Last seen before wife and kids. Reward offered.
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Old 8th December 2009, 11:24   #3
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^"Gay Bull" ahehehehehehehehe cracks me up!
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Old 9th December 2009, 04:14   #4
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And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent
condition. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows f *****g everything.
Fixed
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Old 9th December 2009, 04:16   #5
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Wally that's hilarious!

SEX APPEAL UP IN HERE!
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Old 9th December 2009, 07:17   #6
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Having met a gay bull, I fail to see much that was funny about it. I will say one thing. You won't ever catch me wearing chaps again I have recanted on having a metal trash can lid attached to my ass.

Whew! Gay bull! LOL.

Sometimes people say... What don't kill ya makes you strong... but I might disagree some days.... like when a 1 ton bull gets romantic...........

When a ton of brahma bull, loves a cowboy very much, he could expect 6 busted ribs, a broken arm, a fractured pelvis and feel lucky it was only a "cuddle"

Mind you, he liked me. Gee, otherwise I might have got hurt

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Old 11th December 2009, 18:17   #7
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Thats very funny.
you lost your mind?
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Old 12th December 2009, 03:20   #8
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I haven't found a gay bull yet, but I found several that were stupid in a bisexual way. Usually were too stupid and horny to know that another was a fellow male rather than female - a lot of (for lack of better term) "adolescent" bulls will attempt to mount anything that is both living and large, sometimes even a horse. Dogs do it too - they'll even mount unsuspecting human legs.

Great post W-W, I had a shitty day and needed that.

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Old 12th December 2009, 10:44   #9
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but I found several that were stupid in a bisexual way.
Some bulls are smarter than others, but I wouldn't turn my back on one. It isn't really a matter of stupid. Not always horny either. Sometimes it's dominance. IE, I've seen female dogs hump other dogs.
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Old 12th December 2009, 11:01   #10
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Hahaha these are great!

Thanks for sharing!

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Some bulls are smarter than others, but I wouldn't turn my back on one. It isn't really a matter of stupid. Not always horny either. Sometimes it's dominance. IE, I've seen female dogs hump other dogs.
My female Malemute, Gitano(I know, I know it should be Gitana) would mount just before she went "into cycle". And we all thanked her for the warning.."No, you can't go out by yourself" And in nine days it's off to the kennel for four or five days.
or in 63 days you'll have what these are a few weeks later
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These classified ads were really put in the paper

I have thought and have removed the idea
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Old 25th December 2009, 02:40   #13
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Fucking Jackass!!!

Done a lot of spamming lately, or is this your first try at it?

You suck at it!!!
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