Old 26th April 2002, 08:29   #1
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Finest Hoes

I've been searchin the net lookin fo some hoez.

So far I like this one:



Damn, that's one fine ass hoe!
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Old 26th April 2002, 08:30   #2
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Old 26th April 2002, 08:32   #3
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I like to pick up a used hoe, then lay it in the shed.
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Old 26th April 2002, 08:43   #4
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I can pick up any hoe at K-Mart for just $7.00 man!

Just make sure you use a lot of protection, you may end up in a hospital if you're not careful!
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Old 26th April 2002, 09:14   #5
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I love holding onto my hoe.
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Old 26th April 2002, 09:31   #6
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just don't step on ya hoe, cause she'll jump up and smack ya in the head.
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Old 26th April 2002, 09:38   #7
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Damn... this thread is... disturbing..!

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Old 26th April 2002, 10:18   #8
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What is going here?

I am really confused!!!!

I am just a normal person sitting on the bench and reading newspaper and having a cup of coffee. Why can't people see that?
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Old 26th April 2002, 12:15   #10
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Those pimps are talkin' hoes!

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Old 26th April 2002, 12:22   #11
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Old 26th April 2002, 12:38   #12
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i gave my hoes the winter off, but they'll be gettin plenty of work now that it's warm out. there'll probably be three or four hoes layin out in front of my house during the lunch break
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Old 26th April 2002, 13:04   #13
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Old 26th April 2002, 14:45   #15
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they aint my hoes. i keep mine in the garage when i'm not using them. once, i accidently broke a hoe, guess i didn't know my own strength. I had to go to the hoe store and get me a new hoe. i got the deluxe hoe, with a 3-year warrenty.
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Old 26th April 2002, 14:58   #16
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Old 26th April 2002, 16:12   #17
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Bizz's sense of humor...


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Old 26th April 2002, 16:30   #18
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wow.

thats all i got to say is. wow.

Needs more moo-cows.
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Old 26th April 2002, 16:48   #19
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I love my hoe, but my next door neighbor has a habit of taking her away and then returning her all dirty and full of filth. Next time my hoe willingly goes with my neighbor I'm gonna mash her teeth in. Dirty hoe!

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Old 26th April 2002, 16:49   #20
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i take my hoes to a hotel, where i do some serious damage

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My hoe broke in two when I threw it against a wall....


disturbing...isnt it?

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Old 26th April 2002, 18:24   #22
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Eek.Lee|EvilMofo be more craeful.
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i take my hoes to a hotel, where i do some serious damage
"Why you think you take a hoe to a hotel? Hoe tell e'ryboby, even the mayor. . ."


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Old 26th April 2002, 21:32   #24
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im too cheap, i just wait till my neighbor is not paying attention, then i take some of his hoes.

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i KNEW that this threaad wasn't gonna be sensible. I was wandering around, looking for a sensible thread, so i just HAD to click one with the word "Bizznatch" beside it.
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Old 26th April 2002, 21:55   #26
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hahahaha i take all them used hoes and trade em in for them new hoes...ummmm fresh hoe
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Old 26th April 2002, 22:21   #27
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i have a friend who tried to give up his hoe, but his dad wouldn't let him

i have a shed full of hoes, the one i use depends on my mood
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Old 26th April 2002, 23:27   #28
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i got the deluxe hoe, with a 3-year warrenty.
Nice. So you get a new hoe free whenever you wear one out.
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Old 29th April 2002, 13:41   #29
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ummmm fresh hoe
If it's fresh, it ain't hoe.

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Old 29th April 2002, 17:44   #30
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i got a new hoe the other day, straight out of the box and it smelled fresh, but when i got it out in the garden to do a bit of rough stuff it just broke my back, i just couldn't keep up with the hoe
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Old 29th April 2002, 17:50   #31
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Old 29th April 2002, 17:50   #32
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Someone stole my hoe one day.....So i bought a new hoe but she gave me splinters.
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I took my hoe into the garden to rough it up and she broke down on me and I left her on the side of the road:P

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and now for the .::HOE JOKES::.

lee|evilmofo your hoe is so skinny you could use her as a toothpick.
atmo the freak your hoe is so lifelike its the only wood you'll ever get.


lee/atmo the names mean nothing only for the effect of the jokes
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umm.....right.....

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I didn't know you were all such gardening fanatics


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Old 29th April 2002, 23:57   #37
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Kolbeinn's hoe is all beatn and battered.

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Old 30th April 2002, 00:06   #38
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:D would any1 mind if put whats been posted so far in my deadjournal? :D

hoes are nice, but once they get to work they're all full of dirt 'n' weedz!
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I'm sad. I had to get rid of my old hoe because I worked her too hard. but now I have a fresh new hoe, hasen't even been used yet. I'm gonna break her in tommorow, right out on the front lawn, among the weeds.
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This thread will never die!!!!
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