Ninjas vs. Zombies

[Swampy235]

For some time my friend and I have been discussing the age old paradox that is ninja versus zombie. The question is simple, which would win in a full on battle, 5 ninjas, or a horde of zombies. Before making any ignorant judgments, you must take a look at the official ninja website. That website pretty much describes the true nature of the ninja.

The zombie is an entirly different story. Having the two worlds of zombie and ninja collide yields confusing results. As seen by such movies such as night of the living dead, zombies are very slow and sluggish, to the point that a person could simply walk around them without any serious danger. But what they lack in speed and intelligence they make up for in strength and numbers. The horde of zombies would increse exponentially until they colonize the entire planet.

So I guess the real question is will the ninjas survive until every living thing on the planet (except for themselves) is transmorgified (i've been waiting so long to use that word)into zombie form, at which point the ninjas could easily eliminate the zombie threat due to the lack of population growth?

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Originally posted by Swampy235
which would win in a full on battle, 5 ninjas, or a horde of zombies.

Depends how big the horde of zombies was. If it was like 200 zombies, the Ninjas would win easily before the zombies got much chance to zombify more people. If it was a horde of 54,642,123 or more zombies, then they'd win, as the Ninja's would get tired and fall asleep before they got killing all the zombies, and the zombies could then kill them, and of course the zombies at the back of the horde would have much more time to go transmograficating more people.

The music at that Ninja site is too addictive

[Swampy235]

If you read enough from the ninjs site, you learn that a ninjas power can only be described as perpetual. They never tire and never sleep until they are destroyed.

As for the number of zombies present, it could be anywhere from 100 to 6 billion, since thats about the population of earth, if my memory serves me correctly.

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Originally posted by Swampy235
If you read enough from the ninjs site, you learn that a ninjas power can only be described as perpetual.

I was too busy dancing around my room to the great music. Oh well, it's defiantely Ninja's in all scenarios then.

[InvisableMan]

you know nothing of Ninjitsu

[Huehuetenango]

uhm, i'm sorry, but have we all forgotten hue's law #1?

no zombies

[c2R]

Zombies, definitely.

Particularly if they were like the light-averse semi-intelligent zombie freak types that came out at night in The Omega Man.

[InvisableMan]

a ninja is a normal person trained in ninjitsu.

aside from being able to kill you 32,000 different ways before you hit the ground, they have all the needs of any normal human:

food,
sleep,
air,
sex,
music,
sex, and sex.

and fried chicken and porn, if they can get it.

[zootm]

"proper" ninjas (you have to be taught in certain places in japan (china? i get confused...), for example) have to hide their identity, and are very much focused towards fighting a great deal of the time. the reason ninjas fight "all the time" is because they are rarely seen otherwise...

[InvisableMan]

yeah i know a guy who is from an unbroken line of ninja. he scares me, but he taught me some pretty leet moves with a broomstick

[Noire_Chocobo]

As forementioned, it does depend upon the numbers of each opposition. One on one, I think a ninja would win, because to kill a zombie, you only need to cause severe trauma to the neck or back, severing the spinal cord and thus rendering the zombie paralyzed. Myself, an avid player of video games like Resident Evil, and a fan of it's movie counterpart, give this opinion on account of what I understand zombies to be. Zombies are in essence, dead humans or animals (Animals suh as those awesome Doberman Pinschers in R.E.) But the electrical impulse of the brain has not dissipated yet, because it can take several months to completely ratify. Somehow, the electrical impulse has been kept to a level that keeps the brain active. In R.E., the body was kept animated by injecting a virus that killed the victim, yet kept the brain alive. The subject has little or no memory, and only concentrates on "The need to feed." They have no response to pain, and no emotions except for a violent driven instinct to kill. They are slow and have very basic motor skills, such as walking, gripping objects, and hitting things.

Ninjas on the other hand, are highly trained, fast, responsive, and able to deliver punishing blows to key points on the body.

[Swampy235]

You all had to take something fun and make it all serious. We arent talking about ninjas in the litteral sense. These are ninjas with REAL ULTIMATE POWER. Should the need be, they can just wail on their guitars and make the zombies head's explode. Thus rendering them vulnerable. Did you even look at the ninja site? www.realultimatepower.net

[Orgone_Man]

I think we are all underestimating the power of zombies here. Now, when a zombie touches you, you may get poisoned or sick or something. Plus, some zombies have magical powers. And, unless you are thinking of the Night of the Living Dead type zombies, they are going to move at a decent speed (not as fast as a human, but almost). Plus, they stink horribly and may have super strength. All in all, I am going to say that 8 to 10 zombies for every super powerful ninja is about even.

[Swampy235]

it seems were all dancing around the real question now...


What would a ZOMBIE NINJA be like?

[theboyjenkins]

I'd have to go with the ninjas, they're quicker and stronger, sure zombies are the undead, but they're slow and dumb.

...more importantly...who IS that girl in your avatar Swampy235?

[Fickle]

Zombies, definately..mainly because we're not talking about super-hero ninjas here. Ninjas, like it or not, are not like Dragon Ball Z type guys, they DON'T have super powers and unless they're the Turtles, I don't see how they could fend off more the country's populace without sleep.
Ninjas can also be bitten themselves and become zombies. Last time I checked ninjas can't spread ninja to others by biting them.
Ninjas are not godly. They, despite being fast and good at what they do, would be easily outnumbered.
I mean Resident Evil didn't even let more than a couple of people escape, even though they had a gigantic array of weapons. You think Ninjas would be able to stomp them?
Besides, there is only one real ninja left...he's like a 35th generation that teaches it in Japan(?). Even if he teaches EVERYTHING to his students, you've only got about two hundred Ninjas (guess) in existence.
Zombies...definately Zombies.

[Mouth04]

Actually.. you can find out by watching "Ninjas vs Zombies" THE MOVIE!

Here's a link to the trailer at www nvzmovie com:

www.NVZMovie.com

[Too-DAMN-Much]

zombies, easily, why?

well... let's see here, the most popular type of zombie is the "can't kill it without destroying the brain" type, so attacks on it anywhere but the head or brain directly would be for the most part, futile, zombies can also reproduce without years upon years of training, hell if you're talking night of the living dead 2 zombies, noone has a chance, they chop them up and put them in little black plastic bags, the bags still hop around and move quite a bit, despite every appendage and body part being four or five pieces, so they burn them, stupid idea, makes a ton of smoke, zombie gas if you will, which produces a cloud that goes around the earth, doing what? nothing but making zombies, yup, that's right night of the living dead 2 zombies, nothing can be done, at all, even incinerated, you end up making more.

[Zero2FiftyIn4]

Zombies no doubt about it. IT takes years to become a ninja but only seconds to be come a Zombie. Zombies have the numbers advantage. So unless ninjas can head of the cause of the Zombie infestation right when it starts then they dont stand a chance.

[Too-DAMN-Much]

one thing though, if some of the ninjas got turned to zombies, but still decided to fight the other zombies with the rest of the ninjas.

well, i think zombie ninjas FTW, should suffice.