Old 27th June 2002, 05:29   #41
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Old 27th June 2002, 05:37   #43
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Old 27th June 2002, 06:22   #47
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Old 27th June 2002, 07:08   #51
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You bad thing" he says, pulling off a vasaline encrusted rubber glove.
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i asked you to come here?" he turned around. "i AM the goatse man."

"you are?" he asked? "why didn't you tell me this before?"

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Old 27th June 2002, 16:52   #59
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Old 27th June 2002, 23:45   #67
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kelsey was getting bored with emily because he prefered to pick up busted chicks (see previous story)
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Old 28th June 2002, 05:10   #71
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so kelsey found a busted chick and dumped emily for her on the spot. and he and his woman (beast?) walked into the sunset arm in arm.



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and Jerry hosted a show specially for her which was titled, "women who were dumped for hairy messed up women and were also almost killed by llamas but weren't". When Kelsey came out the crowd....
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