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Smoke 1 3.13%
Roll over and go to sleep 4 12.50%
Watch TV 0 0%
Take a shower 2 6.25%
Taker a shower and make love in the shower :P 3 9.38%
Binge on snacks 0 0%
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Old 17th December 2002, 20:34   #41
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I'll have you know that I butt fuck IM regularly, thankyouverymuch

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Old 17th December 2002, 21:10   #42
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I'll have you know that I butt fuck IM regularly, thankyouverymuch
He'll be so confused
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Old 17th December 2002, 21:12   #43
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I'll have you know that I butt fuck IM regularly, thankyouverymuch
So he expels afterwards, and you go to sleep?

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Old 17th December 2002, 21:32   #44
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a clenex isnt satisfactory cleanage after one rubs one off ya'know,m you should shower and wash yourself properly, im sure any girl you eventually sleep with wont at all be pleased with your gonoreah
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Old 17th December 2002, 21:40   #45
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a clenex isnt satisfactory cleanage after one rubs one off ya'know,m you should shower and wash yourself properly, im sure any girl you eventually sleep with wont at all be pleased with your gonoreah
Your rudimentary grasp of sexual intercourse astounds me...but surely you understand that one must sleep with a girl (or guy, depending on your gender and sexual preference) to get gonorrhea - there's no "eventually" about it...unless you bought that old line "I got it from a toilet seat"
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Old 17th December 2002, 21:46   #46
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Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99
I've forgotten. How long until I'm officially a virgin again?

that would be 7 years for a female and 48 hours for male


after sex i.....turn the water off.

"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing....

It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...."
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Old 17th December 2002, 23:19   #47
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after sex i.....turn the water off.
I had a great video of a girl getting herself off on one of those powerful water jetts in a jaccuzi. Your comment just reminded me of that .

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Old 17th December 2002, 23:23   #48
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i dont have one of those..i just use the shower head and think of a hunk.

"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing....

It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...."
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Old 17th December 2002, 23:24   #49
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Is that really as good as it sounds?





I'm so jellous of girls orgasms

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Old 17th December 2002, 23:27   #50
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oh yes! i can make the water faster or slower. the only problem is is that when i do have a orgasm,i tend to loose all control of my legs and down i go on my butt..even if im squatting i still slip on my butt.



breathing heavy..heavy..heavy

"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing....

It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...."
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Old 17th December 2002, 23:29   #51
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oh yes! i can make the water faster or slower. the only problem is is that hen i do have a orgasm,i tend to loose all control of my legs and down i go on my butt..even if im quatting i still slip on my butt.



breathing heavy..heavy..heavy
Thank you. You've given me something to fantasise about again tonight .

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Old 17th December 2002, 23:30   #52
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very welcome.if you need more just pm me i can right a pretty good sex scene

"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing....

It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...."
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Old 17th December 2002, 23:32   #53
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Well, I like to cuddle and kiss and then whisper "I want some more". (it used to drive my ex crazy!
Now since I do have a jaccuzi, it has become my best friend lately hahahah
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Old 17th December 2002, 23:39   #54
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So it was you I've seen! I have to say - VERY NICE!!!!!

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Old 17th December 2002, 23:41   #55
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Old 18th December 2002, 00:10   #56
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You lot are so dirty...
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Old 18th December 2002, 00:14   #57
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oh yes! i can make the water faster or slower. the only problem is is that when i do have a orgasm,i tend to loose all control of my legs and down i go on my butt..even if im squatting i still slip on my butt.



breathing heavy..heavy..heavy
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Old 18th December 2002, 00:20   #58
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i usually just fall asleep in their arms and dream of something. then 1/2 hour later i wake em up and have another ride
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Old 18th December 2002, 00:20   #59
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Old 18th December 2002, 00:30   #60
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damn..i must be blind then..

"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing....

It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...."
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Old 18th December 2002, 03:32   #61
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that would be 7 years for a female and 48 hours for male
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Old 18th December 2002, 03:55   #62
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Oh yes 'coz you all know the showerhead is my best friend!!

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Old 18th December 2002, 10:58   #63
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Your rudimentary grasp of sexual intercourse astounds me...
try telling that to my girlfriend.
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but surely you understand that one must sleep with a girl (or guy, depending on your gender and sexual preference) to get gonorrhea
Yet people have contracted gonorrhea from the use of other peoples sex dolls.

now play nice before someone hits you with a book of stfu
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Old 18th December 2002, 15:23   #64
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After sex? You guys actually stop? Just call me the energizer bunny why don't you. I guess now is a good time to let you al know how I got my nickname. When I was 16 I met this very lovely woman whom I got to know very well. One night she threw a "party" with a few of her girlfriends. Her and I got kinda frisky and went to the bedroom. I didn't realize she left the door open. So, we had an audience. When we came out for a glass of water, her friends were all going "woo hoo" and calling me a jack rabbit. She said I wasn't anything like a jack rabbit but more like a magick man. After that they all called me MrMagick.


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Old 18th December 2002, 15:46   #65
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now play nice before someone hits you with a book of stfu
Seems to me it was you that singled me out...perhaps I should be going to the book store?
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Old 18th December 2002, 15:52   #66
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Seems to me it was you that singled me out...perhaps I should be going to the book store?

I'm sorry, dont you remember...

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Your rudimentary grasp of sexual intercourse astounds me...
who singled out who ?
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Old 18th December 2002, 15:58   #67
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...im sure any girl you eventually sleep with wont at all be pleased with your gonoreah
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I do.
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Old 18th December 2002, 17:14   #68
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that was a general statement, and in no way aimed at a single person, if you took it that way you have either issues, or guilt.
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After sex? You guys actually stop? Just call me the energizer bunny why don't you. I guess now is a good time to let you al know how I got my nickname. When I was 16 I met this very lovely woman whom I got to know very well. One night she threw a "party" with a few of her girlfriends. Her and I got kinda frisky and went to the bedroom. I didn't realize she left the door open. So, we had an audience. When we came out for a glass of water, her friends were all going "woo hoo" and calling me a jack rabbit. She said I wasn't anything like a jack rabbit but more like a magick man. After that they all called me MrMagick.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing....

It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...."
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Old 18th December 2002, 17:31   #70
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
pixie's thought gets my vote
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Old 18th December 2002, 17:56   #71
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that was a general statement, and in no way aimed at a single person, if you took it that way you have either issues, or guilt.
Since your post was a direct response to mine, and you used "you", I didn't take it as a general statement. I'll chalk up this difference to my lack of ability to read your mind and the current fad of using the editorial "you" in the most inappropriate places.
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Old 18th December 2002, 17:59   #72
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Given all the nerdboys in here, I think the most popular answer would have been "Flush the kleenex and delete the history on my browser so my parents don't find out I've been looking at porn again"
yea, cuz your such a nice kitty, yesh you are! -skritches behind your ear-
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Old 18th December 2002, 18:37   #73
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I never claimed to be a nice kitty - but can you deny the truth of my post? I never claimed that any one person here was a porn addict (though after reading some of Phily's posts I feel safe in guessing there are a few gig's of it on his hard drive ).

Thanks for the scratch though.
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Old 21st December 2002, 06:35   #74
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try telling that to my girlfriend.
someone looking for me?

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Yet people have contracted gonorrhea from the use of other peoples sex dolls.
it's true! Here's the reference for the paper if you want more details.

Kleist, E. and Moi, H. 1993. "Transmission of Gonorrhea Through and Inflatable Doll" Genitourinary Medicine. vol 69, no 4, p 322.

(this journal has since changed its name, and is now called Sexually Transmitted Infections)


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(this journal has since changed its name, and is now called Sexually Transmitted Infections)
I think I preferred the original title.

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Old 21st December 2002, 12:38   #76
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I think I preferred the original title.

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Old 22nd December 2002, 04:11   #77
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now play nice before someone hits you with a book of stfu
That just gave me a great idea for a new smilie! Thanks!
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I never claimed that any one person here was a porn addict (though after reading some of Phily's posts I feel safe in guessing there are a few gig's of it on his hard drive ).
/me = 0wned

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