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Old 10th April 2005, 12:09   #2
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Old 10th April 2005, 12:42   #3
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One day, two friends were on the beach. The smaller of the two was in awe about how many women his friend was attracting. "William," he said, "How do attract so many women and I so few?"

"Well Patrick," the other said, "go home and put a potato in your pants and that will drive the women wild."

The next day, they came back to the beach. William was still attracting all of the women, but much to Patrick's surprise, all of the women were avoiding him more than usual. "William," Patrick said, "I've gone home and found the biggest potato I could, put it in my pants, and now all of the women are running away. What did I do wrong?"

William looked him over and said, "Patrick, have you considered putting that potato in the front of your pants?"


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(Background music: Sportscast intro)
Newscaster: And right now it's time for athletics, and over to Brian Goebells in Paris.

Goebells: Hello, well you join us here in Paris just a few minutes before the start of today's big event: the final of the Men's-Being-Eaten-By-A-Crocodile event. I'm standing now by the crocodile pit where-AAAAAAHHHHH!

(FX: Crocodiles eating, French exclamations and sirens)

Newscaster: Ah. Well I'm afraid that we've lost Brian. While they're sorting that out, we have a report from Barry Loothesom in Lughtborrow on the British preparations for this most important event.

Loothesom: Here at Lughtborrow are the five young men chosen last week to be eaten by a crocodile for Britain this summer. Obviously, the most important part of the event is the opening 60 yard sprint towards the crocs. And twenty-two year old Nottingham schoolteacher Gavin
Watterlow is rated by some not only the fastest but also the
tastiest British morsel since Barry Gordon got a bronze at
Helsinki. In charge of the team is Sergeant Major Harold Duke.

Duke: Aww, well, you not only got to get in that pit first, you gotta get EATEN first. When you land in front of your croc, and 'e opens his mouth, I wanna see you right in there. Rub your 'ead up against 'is taste buds. And when those teeth bite into your flesh, use the perches to thrust yourself DOWN his throat...

Loothesom: Duke's trained with every British team since 1928, and it's his blend of gymnastic knowhow, reptilian expertise and culinary skill that's turned many an un-appetizing novice into a crocodilic banquet.

Duke: Well, our chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Loothesom: The British team are worried because Olympic regulations allow only the competitor's heads to be sauced. Gavin Morolowe...

Morolowe: Yes, well, I mean, (clears throat) you know, four years ago, everyone knew the Italians were coating the insides of their legs with bolinaise, the Russians have been marinating themselves, One of the Germans, Biolek, was caught actually putting, uh, remolarde down his shorts. And the Finns were using tomato flavoured running shoes. Uh, I think there should either be unrestricted garnishing, or a single, Olympic standard mayonnaise.

Loothesom: Gavin, does it ever worry you that you're actually going to be chewed up by a bloody, grey crocodile.

Morolowe: The only thing that worries me, Jim, is being the first one down that gully.

Loothesom: Well, the way things are going here at Lughtborrow, it looks as though Britan could easily pick up a place in the first seven hundred. But nothing's predictable in this tough, harsh, highly competitive world where today's champion is tomorrow's crocodile shit. And back to you, in the studio, Norman.

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You guys are fucking annoying with the guns vs no guns issue. Get the fuck over it. Does every little thing someone says have to turn into some moronic battle of the wills. "look, I'm clever AND Right!"
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Well, if not for this stupid thread I wouldn't have done a Google search for "Yatta" and downloaded the funniest music video I've ever seen in my life.

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Old 11th April 2005, 05:16   #21
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Well, if not for this stupid thread I wouldn't have done a Google search for "Yatta" and downloaded the funniest music video I've ever seen in my life.

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Do you mean the cartoon one with the subtitles, or the disturbing one with the real band?


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Wow! You're god, and yet you have no life? That doesn't bode well for the rest of us.
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Wow , suddenly it's like a chat room in here. I mean the funny one with the real band.
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