Old 25th April 2001, 04:37   #1
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Ok!

Now that I have your attention, I need your help. I got a new phone bill which had this UNUSUALLY large charge of 35 American pesos per minute. What the hell is worth $35/minute besides Jessica Alaba? TWICE!
The number is 900-446-7089
Can anyone tell me what this could possibly be?
By the way, I was at work at the time(a less than orgasmic palace)
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Old 25th April 2001, 06:02   #2
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Just hazarding a guess here, but your kid?
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Old 25th April 2001, 06:24   #3
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why don't you call 'em up ?
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Old 25th April 2001, 07:29   #4
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Because of the high cost?

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Old 25th April 2001, 08:27   #5
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I think I've found the solution...
Check this out
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Old 25th April 2001, 10:14   #6
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wooo. looks like someone was trying to get into some pornos.

missyob made me post this.
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Old 25th April 2001, 12:10   #7
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Your kid maybe... or perhaps an invited (or uninvited )houseguest who wanted to take advantage of your unlimited generosity...

Either that or you accidentally dialed some international or wierdo location by accident.

And in awnser to the subject, click the "just kidding"
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Old 25th April 2001, 13:44   #8
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Just hazarding a guess here, but your kid?
Uh huh
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Old 25th April 2001, 13:47   #9
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Do check the link I've given, the answer's in it...
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Old 25th April 2001, 13:53   #10
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I think I've found the solution...
Check this out
http://www.better-business.com/emweb900.htm
Thanks Seer!
I've contacted this company via e-mail regarding my supposed attempt to open an e-commerce sight.
And even if my son had done it, he's only 13 while you are required to be 18 to open an account. Ughhhh, whatta shitty week it's been.
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Old 25th April 2001, 13:57   #11
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mymymy If you're not very carefull a program at some of the porn sites on the internet can and will disconnect your modem from your ISP and dial a 900-number at premium rates. Make sure you read the user agreements and all the fine print before you click. The porn may be free but the 900-call isn't. The best thing to do is get a 900 bock on your phone line at your local service office.
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Old 25th April 2001, 13:58   #12
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Let us know what exactly happened (if you find out, that is). Because this sounds really weird
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Old 25th April 2001, 13:59   #13
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You bet, they also have gaming websites.
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Old 25th April 2001, 14:01   #14
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What ?
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Old 25th April 2001, 14:11   #15
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http://www.wwieco.org/websites.html

Nevermind, they're only design consultants for gaming sites. If only e-mails were audible, it'd be a hearty scream indeed!
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Old 25th April 2001, 14:15   #16
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Nevermind, they're only design consultants for gaming sites. If only e-mails were audible, it'd be a hearty scream indeed!
I understand
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Old 25th April 2001, 14:24   #17
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Are you sure it was your son? You may want to contact the phone company on this one too, they can be useful at times and drop charges that you didn't make or maybe they could give you suggestions on how to deal with this if your son did call (being a minor and everything).
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Awww man that picture on justin's site was just plain sick man!
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Nevermind, they're only design consultants for gaming sites. If only e-mails were audible, it'd be a hearty scream indeed!
Hope your not doing much screaming at your son... Like Tom said, make sure it is him. And even though I know less about parenting than you, just remember, he is 13 after all, and possibly didn't know better.
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Old 25th April 2001, 21:59   #20
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AHHHH! I can't believe you guys would think I would give my son the bad guy shreeks over this.
When I was his age, I discovered my folks' 8mm movie reel of Swedish Erotica and set up a basement theatre for all my friends while the adults were at work. THAT is the ultimate lesson in sex ed(visual nastiness).
I'll never totally blame my son unless video footage of him entering the evil, wicked, filthy world of easy money is introduced to me.
As far as I'm concerned, some pedophile hacked my number and is currently enjoying his non-life viewing animal sperm oral extractors in his basement all greased up in vegetable oil.
I've already done the birds-and-bees bit for the kid with a little help from modern lithography ie. Penthouse mag
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Old 25th April 2001, 22:03   #21
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Do I feel a new Custom Title coming on?
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Old 25th April 2001, 22:08   #22
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I'll save that one for the next dumbass that walks in
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Old 25th April 2001, 22:16   #24
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NO, Somebody, you're over qualified
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Old 25th April 2001, 23:10   #26
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I'm itching to abuse my powers right about now...
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Old 25th April 2001, 23:14   #28
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Old 25th April 2001, 23:17   #29
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Serious? Naw... that'd smack of favoritism...
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Old 25th April 2001, 23:18   #30
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Old 25th April 2001, 23:19   #31
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Old 25th April 2001, 23:22   #32
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Taking requests. Not that I'll change any titles, but I'd like to read them anyway; not like I have anything else to do anyway
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Old 25th April 2001, 23:24   #33
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my request would be:

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yes, that

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Old 25th April 2001, 23:31   #34
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Old 26th April 2001, 00:05   #35
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Well, as matt said in chat...I like the title of "Master of Puppets".
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i wonder if anyone called the 900 number you listed?
hey man you sound like a good father anyway! very cool way of looking at it! hey if hes under 18 you just tell your phone compmany that it was a minor that made the call. they have to drop the charge other wise there distributing porn to minors. i know i called a 900 number when i was like 14 and my parents got it droped! gezz that was 8yrs ago wow?
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Old 26th April 2001, 01:33   #38
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AHHHH! I can't believe you guys would think I would give my son the bad guy shreeks over this.
When I was his age, I discovered my folks' 8mm movie reel of Swedish Erotica and set up a basement theatre for all my friends while the adults were at work. THAT is the ultimate lesson in sex ed(visual nastiness).
I'll never totally blame my son unless video footage of him entering the evil, wicked, filthy world of easy money is introduced to me.
As far as I'm concerned, some pedophile hacked my number and is currently enjoying his non-life viewing animal sperm oral extractors in his basement all greased up in vegetable oil.
I've already done the birds-and-bees bit for the kid with a little help from modern lithography ie. Penthouse mag
amature.

I'd like to meet a mad man who makes it all seem sane
To work out all these troubles and what there is to gain
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amature.
Amateur????

How do you mean?
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Masturbation weakens your eyesight.

Can somebody tell me if there are any typos in this message? I can't tell whether I'm looking at the monitor right now or the washing mashine on the other side of the room.
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