Old 13th January 2007, 19:21   #1
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baaaaad cigarette

Today I was out in the backyard at work grabbing a fag...

Inhaling the first pull was mildly painfull, which i found odd, then my nose started to run, which i also found odd, since I wasn't having a cold. Then tears started running from my eyes - at which point - i decided that this particular cigerate was causing more than average havoc to my health, and threw it away.

At this time, the area around my eyes started to rash, and hurt pretty bad, so i ran up the stairs and into the toilet to wash my face in cold water, Which didn't help much...

I then proceeded back to our office, raising my concern over this cigerate to my colleague, whom in return, with some disbelief noted that my whole face was red.

Just when he finished his sentence, he received a text message from his wife, that squatters had invaded a empty office building just 50 meters or so, up the street from us, in protest about some domestic stuff, and that police was in confronation with the dodgy crowd...

So we flipped on the TV to a news channel, only to hear the presenter say "Police are trying to dispell the crowd with tear gas"

At which point, i felt slightly embarresed

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Old 13th January 2007, 19:29   #2
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Old 13th January 2007, 19:35   #3
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Old 13th January 2007, 19:36   #4
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Old 14th January 2007, 02:34   #5
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Smoking is fun and it helps you lose weight. It also turns your lungs to a shit factory but meh what are you gonna do? I just find it weird that you guys across the pond call them fags. Although I call them gris (pronounced Greez in the plural or gree in the singular) or torns or smokes or whatever so I guess it isn't that strange.

I also think my family on the planet call cigarettes gris or torns. Come to think of it, I am completely alone in the universe. Wah.

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Grabbing fags = fun?

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 15th January 2007, 15:27   #7
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sounds like a bad idea to me...

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Old 15th January 2007, 16:12   #8
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Re: baaaaad cigarette

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Today I was out in the backyard at work grabbing a fag...

We yankees are gonna have sooooo much fun with this one...

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Old 15th January 2007, 16:28   #9
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HAHA SMOKING A FAG THAT'S FUNNY IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A MAN THAT'S SO HILARIOUS HAHA
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Old 15th January 2007, 16:36   #10
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Old 15th January 2007, 21:01   #11
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HAHA SMOKING A FAG THAT'S FUNNY IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A MAN THAT'S SO HILARIOUS HAHA
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Old 16th January 2007, 07:34   #12
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GERM YOU"RE ALIVE!

In Ohio they just passed a law that says you can't smoke anywhere in public if it's indoors or outdoors within 15 feet of an entrance. Even private clubs must follow this law, and smokers are going nuts. Luckily for them this winter has been unusually mild.

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Old 17th January 2007, 02:43   #13
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moral of the story, don't smoke tear gas
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Old 17th January 2007, 12:02   #14
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just check out this ad thats been aired on tv every so often:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-YjrkBYDDQM
its about mouth cancer and doing harm to you from cigarettes.

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