Old 3rd July 2006, 17:02   #1
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Don't shoot the Sheriff

I am very proud to present a recent graduate from class # 29 of the Alberta Solicitor General Security Services Recruit Training, Sheriff Jacinda Mulder.
She'll have firearms training this week. Next week, among other duties, she'll be keeping our courthouses safe, transport prisoners, execute arrest warrants and patrol the highways.

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Old 3rd July 2006, 17:12   #2
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Old 3rd July 2006, 17:19   #3
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Meh, I dropped off a foot and a half long log in my toliet a few days ago.

Now that's something to be proud of.




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Old 3rd July 2006, 17:31   #4
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Old 3rd July 2006, 17:43   #5
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@mysterious_w:

Your comment here proves you cheated on your IQ test:
http://forums.winamp.com/showthread....hreadid=250142

In reality you must have scored quite a bit lower than George Bush.
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Old 3rd July 2006, 17:52   #6
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Your post proves you can't take a bit of ribbing at your eagerness to show off your daughter/niece/whatever's achievements, suggesting that you have a complex where you try and pass them off as your own work and skill.




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Old 3rd July 2006, 17:56   #7
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Congratulations to your daughter, Wally.
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Old 3rd July 2006, 18:18   #8
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Congrats Wally!
I'd damn sure be proud too

Now if only she can get a partner named Scully
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Old 3rd July 2006, 18:19   #9
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Old 3rd July 2006, 18:22   #10
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Congratulations on having a bright, nice and soon to be, very hard workin', kid!
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Old 3rd July 2006, 18:26   #11
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congrats!

I did not shoot the deputy.
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Old 3rd July 2006, 18:57   #12
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They have sheriffs in alberta

Congrats tho
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Old 3rd July 2006, 19:27   #13
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Old 3rd July 2006, 20:11   #14
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Congrats wally.

mysterious_w is just looking for a bit of attention.

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Old 3rd July 2006, 21:51   #15
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LOL his right hand aint doing it for him anymore.

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Old 3rd July 2006, 21:54   #16
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Meh, I dropped off a foot and a half long log in my toliet a few days ago.
Which is what you amount to in comparison to Wally's daughter...


Don't worry, there ain't no way I'm gonna shoot the sheriff if the sheriff shoots me first...

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Old 3rd July 2006, 22:31   #18
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Nice hat.

Also (in seriousness):

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Old 4th July 2006, 00:07   #19
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Some folks might get arrested on purpose just to get a date (in court of course)

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 4th July 2006, 01:03   #20
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Yeha first thing I though was SUPERTROOPERS!!!!

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Old 4th July 2006, 01:05   #21
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Some folks might get arrested on purpose just to get a date (in court of course)
Reminds me of the "Hottie cop" scene from A Night At The Roxbury...

Steve Butabi: What's up?
Hottie Cop: Do you know you were doing 50?
Doug Butabi: [whispers to Steve] Hottie cop likes you. Think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move.
Steve Butabi: What's up?
Hottie Cop: Just giving you an $80 ticket.
Doug Butabi: [whispers to Steve] She is *so* into you
Hottie Cop: I want you to do me a favor.
Steve Butabi: What ever you say, "T.J. Hooker".
Hottie Cop: Please obey all speed limits. Have a good night
Steve Butabi: It's already been good, now that you have served and protected me.
[Hottie cop leaves]
Doug Butabi: Way to go brother! You got her badge number and you got a date to meet her at the Municipal State Court. Up top. Very nice! Yeah!


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Old 4th July 2006, 02:12   #22
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Your post proves you can't take a bit of ribbing at your eagerness to show off your daughter/niece/whatever's achievements, suggesting that you have a complex where you try and pass them off as your own work and skill.
Parents often CAN take some credit. Without my parents I would never have made it out of high school. They took part in raising and motivating me. They also paid for my first semester of college, something I couldn't afford at the time.

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Old 12th August 2006, 10:18   #23
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I have had the pleasure of being one of Sheriff Mulder’s (JJ’s) training officers on her young offender’s rotation. She is eager, quick learning and was capable of reacting in a calm professional manner when required to do so during a physical altercation in the cell block.

Something you should be proud of.

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Old 12th August 2006, 11:03   #24
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Old 12th August 2006, 11:56   #25
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This thread is really fucking odd.




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Old 12th August 2006, 12:30   #26
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You only say that because you got ripped a new one in it.

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Old 12th August 2006, 13:36   #27
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I was going to try and have a big comeback, but I can't figure one out.

It's odd BECAUSE I got ripped? As in I am normally the skilled one at taking the piss out of saps on here?

But then again, where the hell did I get ripped in the first place?




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Old 12th August 2006, 13:52   #28
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but yea, just having a bit of fun with ya.

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Old 12th August 2006, 15:10   #29
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I have had the pleasure of being one of Sheriff Mulder’s (JJ’s) training officers on her young offender’s rotation. She is eager, quick learning and was capable of reacting in a calm professional manner when required to do so during a physical altercation in the cell block.

Something you should be proud of.

Sheriff G.Lemieux
Thank you Sheriff Lemieux, you have no idea how proud I really am.

As for mysterious_w:





























nothing, you're not worth it.
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Old 12th August 2006, 15:15   #30
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Kudos, Wally, for raising a smart and successful young woman.


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I got ripped?
Every forum needs a resident punching bag.



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Old 12th August 2006, 17:33   #31
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There's nothing wrong with being proud of your relatives' or friends' accomplishments. Any suggestion that you are living vicariously through them because of those accomplishments, is just nutty.
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Old 12th August 2006, 17:42   #32
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Meh, I dropped off a foot and a half long log in my toliet a few days ago, and then I ate it. How's my breath smell?





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As in I am normally the skilled one at taking the piss out of saps on here?
That's very close to being terminal.

Get it?
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You mean terminated don't you?

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Old 15th August 2006, 11:46   #36
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Congratulations!!!!

Is she the one that got married last year?
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If so, she could pull her husband over and accept sexual favor bribes to avoid a ticket...

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Old 16th August 2006, 00:18   #38
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Congratulations!!!!

Is she the one that got married last year?
No, she does not have time for boys. (Not that she admits anyway.)
My youngest got married last year, and her baby will be 1 year old tomorrow.

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How precious...... I know you are proud!
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