Old 4th May 2001, 07:05   #1
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Leaves rustle in the
Wind, leaving me with thoughts of
Improving this place.

Woe to he who writes
Not in haiku verse! Cursed will
Thee be. Straight to Hell!

Utter not, if your
Words do not obey ancient
Syllabic guidelines.

A voice proclaimed from
The heavens: "Five! Seven! Five!".
That is the true path.

All others merely
Lead to death, decay, and the
Sin of slothfullness.

The Ninth Circle shall
Be your just reward for not
Writing in haiku.

And thus, they began
To write, and write, following
Ancient, honored ways.
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Old 4th May 2001, 07:14   #2
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"If flesh could crawl my
skin would fall off my bones and
run away from here."

Garbage - As Heaven Is Wide


You burned me out but
I'm back at your door, like Joan
Of Arc back for more.

Garbage - Vow
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Old 4th May 2001, 07:29   #3
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I predict this thread
Will not get enough replies
For the to show.

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Old 4th May 2001, 09:07   #4
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I will prove you wrong
because these forums do need
great threads like this one
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Old 4th May 2001, 10:07   #5
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Dorks like sim0n__sez
Have started the slow process
Of the Forums' death.

What can good threads do
But display a final blaze
Like falling comets?

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Old 4th May 2001, 10:12   #6
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These forums won't die
because we can get through this
like we have before
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Old 4th May 2001, 10:54   #7
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have faith says the wise
all shall be well once again
for all is not lost

----

as those false hearts yield
and accept the forum death
others shall bring hope

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the art of haiku
has evaded me thus far
but still one must try

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all my life's hurtles
pale as I try to learn this
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Old 4th May 2001, 10:56   #8
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yeah, haikus are back
hope this thread stays around
because it is fun



YAY!!!

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Old 4th May 2001, 11:27   #9
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this is true for sure
the haikus need to thrive now
five syllables here :)
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Old 4th May 2001, 11:39   #10
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sim0n__sez writes Haiku

Quote:
Originally posted by sim0n__sez
all of a sudden
i'm fucken up tha forums
like a freakin' pro

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Old 4th May 2001, 12:12   #11
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Think simOn a pro?
thanks to indiscretions
He got the heave ho
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Old 4th May 2001, 13:07   #12
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Old 4th May 2001, 13:52   #13
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nabeel
I admit I was
Wrong to be pessimistic
Of this thread's prospect.

Responses like this
Are a sure indication
that the fun is back!!!

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Old 4th May 2001, 14:07   #14
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To Nabeel

You seem bewildered.
Here's a good introduction
To what Haiku means.

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Old 4th May 2001, 14:24   #15
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never thought i could
post wierd stuff like this in here
i kinda like it

so here i go on
in school i sucked at poems
but here i can write

to continue the
previous, i would like to
tell. fun's back again

"Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world."
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Old 4th May 2001, 15:00   #16
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Start the avalanche.
Let's enlighten other threads
With our Haiku art.

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Old 4th May 2001, 17:01   #17
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Chevelle's last haiku
only has six syllables
in the second line


heh?
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Old 4th May 2001, 17:26   #18
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this try is my first,
like a leaf on it's first sail,
thou shudnt lemme down.


uggh.. ick. i'm not good at it. so it should hav 5 then 7 and then 5 and should indicate a moment that is effective or whaeva.
i guess i'll give it another try.
DUH!! i can't think right now. mayb later.
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Old 4th May 2001, 17:30   #19
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this is from my friend
his poems are very dumb
his name evil cheese

its so very hot
cooled water so very cool
unlike the hot air

heh?
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this is the suckiest thread
I have ever seen
mods you must close this thread now


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Old 4th May 2001, 17:39   #21
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Poor zorpidus...

WolfieD shall now
Jam a rusty metal spork
Up your ass and twist.

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screwed my first haiku
could happen to anyone
please don't kill me wolf
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Old 4th May 2001, 18:14   #23
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A lovely thing to see:
through the paper window's hole,
the Galaxy.
~issa~ 1644~1694

as it is a.d.d
my mind wonders finding nothing
yet i see it all
~me~

haiku's that are long
seem to be only writen drivel
of my bored expressions
~me~
all seems lost
the sounding keys
my thoughts in context
~me~
found only on my finger tip
my speach translated to body movment
my keyboard are my thoughts
~me~
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Old 4th May 2001, 18:42   #24
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Thanks for telling me about this bonj =)

Ah, great memories
of haiku and of waffles
and lame ads galore.

How I miss them so,
Along with singing vikings
and loads of syrup.

Hopefully new jokes
can come about, but only
when all are willing.

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Old 4th May 2001, 19:06   #25
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SLK is back
too bad it's not forever
you are really missed
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Old 4th May 2001, 19:42   #26
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I listen now to
the Beatles most excellent
and drift off to sleep
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Old 4th May 2001, 19:52   #27
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First Haiku... (gasp!)

Toilet overflows,
They are a bitch to clean up,
Damn I smell like piss.
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Old 4th May 2001, 22:13   #28
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Screams of Agony

-<>-

Kenny G playing
on the office radio
am I now in Hell?

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S 1 1 3 8
Becomes Moderator, my
Reality, shattered

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Old 4th May 2001, 22:18   #29
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wow! seems like haiku
is back! Maybe I'll revamp
the lame haiku site...

eh, heh.
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and yet another
haiku shall flow from a soul
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RM, bringer of
Joy, has struck again by the
Act of joy bringing.
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Old 5th May 2001, 05:59   #32
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I just watched The Cell
The visuals rocked but it's
story needed work

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Old 5th May 2001, 08:15   #34
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The light bulb that clicks
In your head, when a Dylan
song lyric hits home.

Power of Wagner,
Intricacy of Mozart,
The richness of Bach.

Music is our lives
Reflected in melody,
Or lyric, or beat.
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Domi's gone for good
So are the Leafs' chances of
winning Stanley Cup

Avs got shutout at
home against the LA Kings
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The light bulb that clicks
In your head, when a Dylan
song lyric hits home.

Power of Wagner,
Intricacy of Mozart,
The richness of Bach.

Music is our lives
Reflected in melody,
Or lyric, or beat.
wow
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The light bulb that clicks
In your head, when a Dylan
song lyric hits home.

Power of Wagner,
Intricacy of Mozart,
The richness of Bach.

Music is our lives
Reflected in melody,
Or lyric, or beat.
seriously. wow. do you write poetry?
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Old 5th May 2001, 09:35   #40
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For my girlfriend...

What is this cancer?
It entered uninvited,
Like a quiet thief.

Stealing your body,
But never your will to live.
Or your love for me.

I wish that somehow
I could transfer it to me.
Is that selfishness?

For then you would feel
What I feel, when I hold you.
Aching helplessness.

But the pain I have
Pales, compared to what you feel.
Your eyes tell it all.

Worn out from fighting
The night draws ever closer
But it's not here yet.

So what hope is left
Hold on to. And I'll hold you
Until the night comes.

And when you leave here
You'll still be here, in my heart
And my memory.
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