Old 2nd January 2004, 12:58   #1
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Iran USA conspiracy

Isn't it funny how theres been an earthquake in Iran, Saddam has been captured and theres a USA 2004 election coming up.

Now i believe that the Earthquake in Iran was manufactured by the USA, Bush has lifted the restrictions on Iran just in time for xmas and the election, Isn't that funny.
The military have the technology, detonate a small Nuke under iran and you have yourself an earthquake

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Old 2nd January 2004, 13:05   #2
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Yes, lets just detonate a nuke under a specific city. Yes, lets do that. sigh.

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Old 2nd January 2004, 13:13   #3
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They know where that secret location of yours is.....

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Old 2nd January 2004, 13:19   #4
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LOL, Windude that is the worst theory yet. Come on think of somthing better.

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Old 2nd January 2004, 13:47   #5
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That theory sounds real, although i think they did the earthquake with giant subwoofers placed on low-orbit satellites. Maybe winamp developers are also involved?? Anyway, i'm finishing the post cause someone is knocking.. just a mome..sjsyuahiuw3i498w3yv93vwhskvh
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Old 2nd January 2004, 14:00   #6
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As much as I hate Bush, this theory is just, well, hilarious.
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Old 2nd January 2004, 14:01   #7
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How did the US avoid the massive fallout that would result from a nuclear blast?
You'd think that even a small nuke would poison the groundwater.

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Old 2nd January 2004, 14:03   #8
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It's the daily earthquakes in different parts of the globe that has me miffed.
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Old 2nd January 2004, 14:20   #9
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M&M's candy fades to black and white

NEW YORK (Reuters) — M&M's, the colorful button-shaped candies, are about to go off color for the first time in 60 years.

The candy is sold in more than 100 countries, but the black and white ones will be available only in the United States.

"Many tourists from places like London are buying them because it is not available in their country,"

I know the bush administration is behind this too.

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The black and white ones will be available only in the United States
I think it's a move by the bush administration to let the rest of the world know that there are no more gray areas.

You are either with us or against us.

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Old 2nd January 2004, 14:37   #10
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I think this is only small gift of busch for people bam.
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Old 2nd January 2004, 14:41   #11
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This is wonder for iranian that why Mr Busch change
himself politic about iran?
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Old 2nd January 2004, 16:29   #12
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Hmmm. Earthquake Bomb, in Iran, in time for Christmas.

Perfectly logical. After Shock and Awe, why not Shake and Bam.

For North Korea I recommend the Inter-Continental Ballistic Crop Failure Missile.

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Old 2nd January 2004, 17:13   #13
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Of course, we had the same sized earthquake in California just a few days before the one in Iran, and two people died.

In other words: people in seismically active regions should not live in mud houses.
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Old 2nd January 2004, 17:28   #14
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In better words: Dont live in seismicaly active areas.

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Old 2nd January 2004, 18:13   #15
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I wouldn't say that. Not living in a seismically active area eliminates California, home of more than 10% of the US population (and it also eliminates Japan). I would guess on a per year average, more people die from tornados than earthquakes in the US, so don't live where tornados occur either, which eliminates Kansas, Oklahoma, etc. Hurricanes are more frequent than big earthquakes and cause a lot of damage, so don't live in any coastal areas from North Carolina down to Florida and over to Texas. Also, there are probably more people freezing to death each year than die in earthquakes, so don't live in Minnesota, Montana, North Dakota, etc. (Or Canada).
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Old 2nd January 2004, 18:55   #16
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Horray for Windude!!!!!
Our conspiratist who lives in England [] probably has been reading the Bible Code, which sounds somewhat scientific but cannot predict the future.

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Old 2nd January 2004, 19:31   #17
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I have not read the bible code as it is complete nonsense as any person would know, I come here to bring you the truth.

While this may be a bit far-fetched it certainly isn't beyond the work of the shadow govt.

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Old 2nd January 2004, 21:57   #18
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And it seems to be ripped off the movie "Conspiracy Theory" where they talk about a planned earthquake in Iran/Iraq to assasinate someone.

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Old 3rd January 2004, 13:44   #19
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Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun - toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad - hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
Suck it down.
Flush it down.

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Old 3rd January 2004, 13:46   #20
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man - windude, you're priceless
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Old 3rd January 2004, 15:17   #21
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Well his threads are certaintly a lot better than many of those being created recently.
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Old 3rd January 2004, 20:01   #22
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Phily, I thought you of all people would avoid words as those....Commie bastard!

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 3rd January 2004, 20:47   #23
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phily i used to love that song. i wont even bother posting about the topic because its utter BS

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Old 3rd January 2004, 20:55   #24
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detonate a small Nuke under iran and you have yourself an earthquake

Never happen!!! That could contaminate the oil!


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Old 3rd January 2004, 20:56   #25
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welcome back, windude. any more news on the shadow government?

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Old 3rd January 2004, 21:06   #26
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nah the price is too high for the US to do something as stupid as that, world upset, I don't think the US would want more enemies, shame how the truth always comes out eh ¬_¬

anyways, good one Windude, made me smile (:
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