Old 23rd September 2008, 18:43   #1
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With our economy in crisis, the US Government is scrambling to rescue our banks by purchasing their "distressed assets", i.e., assets that no one else wants to buy from them. We figured that instead of protesting this plan, we'd give regular Americans the same opportunity to sell their bad assets to the government. We need your help and you need the Government's help!

Use the form below to submit bad assets you'd like the government to take off your hands. And remember, when estimating the value of your 1997 limited edition Hanson single CD "MMMbop", it's not what you can sell these items for that matters, it's what you think they are worth. The fact that you think they are worth more than anyone will buy them for is what makes them bad assets.
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Old 23rd September 2008, 22:27   #2
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Old 24th September 2008, 14:17   #3
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I tried to sell my ex!
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Old 24th September 2008, 14:59   #4
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what value did you give him?
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Old 24th September 2008, 20:08   #5
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Well, he's way loaded..but he's crazier than a shit-house rat! Lessee, he looks good(to me, anyway), but he's petty.
What do you think?
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Old 25th September 2008, 00:45   #6
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I assume there are other reasons as to why he got binned ....

So how about $721.49?
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Old 25th September 2008, 13:17   #7
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Well, "Odd Numbers " are always good for selling. Good marketing sense. His "hateful mother"(reg. trade mark thingy ) finally died( after 300 years, well it felt like 300), leaving him an additional 3M, and he laid out 13k for my dentistry in the last year(Nice Caps <) so I was gonna go a little higher.
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Old 25th September 2008, 13:50   #8
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if i would be in us i would like to sell my old bed to the govt.
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:36   #9
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I put on my POS Ford Contour for 7,000,000. Considering the government will pay 1,200 for a single bolt the car has to be worth at least that amount. The reason it should be part of the bailout is due to the fact that if the government would have actually given a better tax cut to the poor people and less to the rich I could actually afford to get it fixed better therefore it's their fault.

I believe I also need to file a second claim for the 12.3 million dollars worth of fuel in the gas tank. I'm speculating on that price of course but considering that's how our gas prices are figured and not on the basis of actual worth I speculate my 2.3 gallons of gas is worth 12.3 million - give or take a few cents.

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Old 25th September 2008, 22:48   #10
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^ I like your sense of "value"!
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Old 25th September 2008, 23:04   #11
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I threw up a picture of my house and listed it as what I bought it for.

@Widdy: so he was worth about 3M then, that's about $150.00 now?
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Old 26th September 2008, 00:41   #12
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^ I like your sense of "value"!
I have no values. I do have debts but that's a whole different shitpile which I believe I can also blame on the government since I found out toilet paper is worth more than the dollar.

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Old 26th September 2008, 04:29   #13
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Entitlement rules! I'm not irresponsible for not knowing how to handle my capital and money, but why take responsibility when government can provide me with everything?

Bad mortgage rates from a bad bank? I'm paying bad car payments on a bad car, I paid money for a CD that sucked, and I'm writing child support checks to an ex that's better off in the streets...What about those?

...how much would a worthless ex be worth anyway?

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Old 26th September 2008, 12:23   #15
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I threw up a picture of my house and listed it as what I bought it for.

@Widdy: so he was worth about 3M then, that's about $150.00 now?
No! An additional 3M. He wasn't "hurt" by the stuff that most of the rest of us are hurt by.Well, not much anyways.
I figger I could get a little more than $721.49. Mebbe a couple of G's.
@TDM I never said you had VALUES.(I know I rarely do..)
I said I liked your sense of "Values"(as it relates ta' money!)
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was a response to MNV actually, or was he talking about your ex too?

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Old 26th September 2008, 13:45   #17
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Entitlement rules! I'm not irresponsible for not knowing how to handle my capital and money, but why take responsibility when government can provide me with everything?

Bad mortgage rates from a bad bank? I'm paying bad car payments on a bad car, I paid money for a CD that sucked, and I'm writing child support checks to an ex that's better off in the streets...What about those?
Of yourse you aren't entitled to anything, that would be the liberal way of doing things.
(that and better sex education)

Conservatives know that mere commoners like you can't be trusted to do anything sensible with it and it's much better to hand everything over to Wall Street.

After all, what safer place could there be for the people's wealth than an investment bank?

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After all, what safer place could there be for the people's wealth than an investment bank?
Well, there are always thiefs, burglars, embezzlers, drug addicts ... oh wait, they are the investment bankers.

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Old 26th September 2008, 20:07   #20
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^Bwahahahhahahaha ahehehehehehe ahhh *whew*

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I still haven't received my bailout money. How the hell do they expect me to be able to go to Tijuana! I might not even be able to afford the hookers!

Damn the government!

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Ha ha ha we are now buying peoples SHIT!

American Express seeking $3.5 billion as part of government bailout program

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I personally can't think of anything better than giving money to people who fucked me out of my money so that they can continue fucking me out of money that's mine and never was there's and continue using my money to do things I would never approve of, including fucking me out of my money.

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American Express seeking $3.5 billion as part of government bailout program

These are all the things they have to try to squeeze through before the lame fu... I mean duck session is over. The next two months you are likely to see some of the stupidest things that have ever been passed through the government happen.

I'm not sure when it became our responsibility to give money to credit card companies who have pushed credit down peoples throats for years. How many of the others out there get an American Card application in the mail at least a few times a month I'm not sure but I've got plenty.

However under the original bailout plan this AE deal wouldn't even be possible. So American Express asked the government to certify it as a bank holding company (or some wordy shit like that) so it could get money too.

Question: how much compensation did the American Express CEO get last year and will get this year? How much money will the stockholders get? If you say anything more than a penny then they shouldn't get a bailout. Take the stockholders money and take the executives wages first I say.

Of course all the things happening with the bailout package are things that would have happened under the first failed bailout package. That's why it failed. So then we were conned into believing it was going to change but once it passed they reverted back to plan A and it worked perfectly.

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