Old 22nd May 2002, 15:23   #1
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If you Were a porn star what would your name be

The other day I was siting around with my friends getting high, and one of those nume nuts asked a patcular Question" if you were a porn star what would be your screen name" So give you the same question.Im sure you sick fokes( like me)should get a kick out of this thread!



I had numerious answers, one of those was "John Hardstaff"
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Old 22nd May 2002, 15:26   #2
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Old 22nd May 2002, 15:33   #4
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Old 22nd May 2002, 17:21   #7
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Old 22nd May 2002, 17:51   #10
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Old 22nd May 2002, 17:51   #11
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Old 22nd May 2002, 19:13   #15
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(I'd choose Curi0us_George, but then everyone would think my movies were beastiality. )

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Old 23rd May 2002, 12:47   #20
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That is classic


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Craven Moorehead is actually the name of a local DJ here in Phx.
Anywayz I'd use Wanghis Khan or Penis Collada (sorry P_C)
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Craven Moorehead
Doesn't "Sean Connery" use that in a classic SNL Jeapordy sketch?




I'd never be a porn star; i'd probably be the "Cinematographer"
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If i was a female porn star, i would be:

Alotta Fagina
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Quote:
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Doesn't "Sean Connery" use that in a classic SNL Jeapordy sketch?
I made it up back in 83 before that old fart was done playing Bond roles
Quote:
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I'd never be a porn star; i'd probably be the "Cinematographer"
Ya ever heard the director yell, "OK, now pull it out and spew all over her melons!"?
THAT'S what I wanna do.....direct.
'OK honey, why don't ya come over here and take 5'
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Old 24th May 2002, 02:45   #32
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If i was a female porn star, i would be:
Mona Loudlee

Whereas, if I were a tranvestite porn star, my name would be:
Unique Monique
or simply:
Manique
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And Tiny Tim would be your midget co-star

Someone at work was just talking about a porn movie title he saw recently:
'Enter and Exit the Dragon' starring Bruce Tree
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If you were the cameraman...your name could be: Seymore Butts
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It appears ElChevelle has previously given a lot of thought to the matter.

A kick-ass porn star name borrowed from the movies would be simply "Shaft".


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Anime/Manga porn star:
Won Hung Low
Won Hung Low serving up Creme from sum yung gai

My rapper/porn star name:
Hedd Lover or 2 Pac DeLaydees
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Can't believe noone posted this one yet!

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