Get Laid! Pickup Lines Game!

GoldenSphynx · 9th May 2003, 03:30

Rules:

Post your best pickup lines. If they're good, you get laid. Simple, heh?

"Hey baby, I forgot my address, can I go home with you?"

MetallichicA · 9th May 2003, 04:14

Do you work at a library? Because you have "fine" written all over you.

Yes, I worked at our library in college, yes, we thought that was funny

Leeme alone.

d0rk · 9th May 2003, 04:26

When posed with the question "did it hurt?" and you say "when" and they reply "when you fell from heaven" you should reply "no cause you caught me"

"Do you wash your pants in windex, cause I can see myself in them!"

"The word of the day is legs...wanna go back to my place and spread the word"

And the best of all

"Nice shoes, lets fuck!"

lemon_chicken · 9th May 2003, 05:02

"you'll do"

White Raven · 9th May 2003, 05:09

"Nani doshi desu ka?" (What's your animal sign? i.e. Tiger dragon...')

Say you're an exchange student in heavily accented English.

Bizznatch · 9th May 2003, 05:52

www.linesthataregood.com

Reaper · 9th May 2003, 06:06

Guy: You have 2000 bones in your body right?
Girl: Yeah!!
Guy: Want another one?

henry3k56 · 9th May 2003, 06:09

Quote:

Originally posted by MetallichicA
Do you work at a library? Because you have "fine" written all over you.

Yes, I worked at our library in college, yes, we thought that was funny Leeme alone.

I work at a library. That would work in a few cases, but I don't deal with money, nor does the library charge fines. Hmm, but I shelve books constantly, and I get no breaks because I work so few hours.

I have seen about a dozen friends there, from people I know, to people I don't like, to people I really like..etc. People that I have only known for a little bit, and end up signing their yearbook because they end up seeing me there while they are being tutored by a teacher...

pixiefied · 9th May 2003, 06:50

you know that shirt looks very becoming of you..
if i were on you,i'd be cumming too.

mc^^^^ · 9th May 2003, 10:12

"how YOU doin'

"

or, agree that pickup lines never work, and you simply need a good convo with someone...

oh, and as i recently found out, if your going into a relationship, and asked "how far would you go with me?", dont say all the way, its a trick question

Mr Jones · 9th May 2003, 12:06

Pick up lines are ok, Gamma hydroxybutyrate is better

ryan · 9th May 2003, 13:06

"Do I make your horney?.. No? Well just pretend, im not Austin Powers"

caserock90 · 9th May 2003, 14:02

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? cus I can see myself in your pants."
followed by "grrrrr"
followed by *slap

d0rk · 9th May 2003, 15:40

Caserock, do us a favor and edit your sig to say: I'm Not Post Pumping....But I'll Be Back instead of the caps and the misspellings.

caserock90 · 9th May 2003, 15:46

sorry, youre supposed to say it with a german accent; and the caps are supposed to emphesize the tone. Try it now.

Raz · 9th May 2003, 16:56

If you're going to use pickup lines you must say "hey i just heard this funny pickup line" beforehand. Then they're useful

These are the ones i can remember:

Fat penguin... I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.

. - .... .- -. .... · 9th May 2003, 17:30

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick..."

will · 9th May 2003, 17:35

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Jones
Pick up lines are ok, Gamma hydroxybutyrate is better

You have much to teach us.

s0be · 9th May 2003, 17:35

"Hey fat girl, are you tickleish? yeah I called you fat, look at me! I'm skinny!"

s0be

Fickle · 9th May 2003, 17:43

Pick-up lines are for suckers. Just walk on over, and lick your forehead.

Vie · 9th May 2003, 18:01

"I bet your fed up with chat up lines, that probably a good thing, as I carnt think of one."

caserock90 · 9th May 2003, 19:02

"let me buy you five drinks"

zootm · 9th May 2003, 19:26

"i'm a forum king on the winamp.com forums, you know"

"i'm doing a study on family backgrounds, do you have any scottish in you?"
(no)
"would you like some?"

MrMagick · 9th May 2003, 20:04

Are you a Poke-mon? Because I gotta get a peek-at-chu'

Bilbo Baggins · 9th May 2003, 21:25

"Hello girls".

dlinkwit27 · 9th May 2003, 21:52

if we were squirrles coudl I bust a nut in your hole?

wanna go out for piza and sex?
-no
ok, we can skip the pizza

what would you like for breakfast?

i lsot my virginity, can i have yours?

if i followed you home would you keep me?

wanna play army? i'll lay on the ground and y ou blow my head off.

i didn't want to reformat all these

9th May 2003, 03:30	#1
GoldenSphynx Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,738	Get Laid! Pickup Lines Game! Rules: Post your best pickup lines. If they're good, you get laid. Simple, heh? "Hey baby, I forgot my address, can I go home with you?"

9th May 2003, 04:26	#3
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	When posed with the question "did it hurt?" and you say "when" and they reply "when you fell from heaven" you should reply "no cause you caught me" "Do you wash your pants in windex, cause I can see myself in them!" "The word of the day is legs...wanna go back to my place and spread the word" And the best of all "Nice shoes, lets fuck!" I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

9th May 2003, 05:02	#4
lemon_chicken Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: the land of the collapsable clothesline Posts: 627	"you'll do" \|arbitary focus\| it's never as flaccid as it is when plucked \| 01110011 01100101 01111000 \|

9th May 2003, 05:09	#5
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,174	"Nani doshi desu ka?" (What's your animal sign? i.e. Tiger dragon...') Say you're an exchange student in heavily accented English. just as feathery as ever \| portfolio \| a poignant quote

9th May 2003, 06:50	#9
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	you know that shirt looks very becoming of you.. if i were on you,i'd be cumming too. "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

9th May 2003, 04:14	#2
MetallichicA Forum Queen Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,425	Do you work at a library? Because you have "fine" written all over you. Yes, I worked at our library in college, yes, we thought that was funny Leeme alone.

9th May 2003, 05:52	#6
Bizznatch Forum King Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 4,186	www.linesthataregood.com

9th May 2003, 06:06	#7
Reaper Forum King Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 2,929	Guy: You have 2000 bones in your body right? Girl: Yeah!! Guy: Want another one?

9th May 2003, 10:12	#10
mc^^^^ Forum King Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Perth, Australia MSN: mcbriar@ii.net Posts: All your posts are belong to me!!!! Posts: 2,608	"how YOU doin' " or, agree that pickup lines never work, and you simply need a good convo with someone... oh, and as i recently found out, if your going into a relationship, and asked "how far would you go with me?", dont say all the way, its a trick question

9th May 2003, 12:06	#11
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,102	Pick up lines are ok, Gamma hydroxybutyrate is better

9th May 2003, 13:06	#12
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,814	"Do I make your horney?.. No? Well just pretend, im not Austin Powers"

9th May 2003, 14:02	#13
caserock90 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Telecom heaven Posts: 227	"Is that a mirror in your pocket? cus I can see myself in your pants." followed by "grrrrr" followed by *slap

9th May 2003, 15:40	#14
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	Caserock, do us a favor and edit your sig to say: I'm Not Post Pumping....But I'll Be Back instead of the caps and the misspellings. I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

9th May 2003, 15:46	#15
caserock90 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Telecom heaven Posts: 227	sorry, youre supposed to say it with a german accent; and the caps are supposed to emphesize the tone. Try it now.

9th May 2003, 16:56	#16
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,469	If you're going to use pickup lines you must say "hey i just heard this funny pickup line" beforehand. Then they're useful These are the ones i can remember: Fat penguin... I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk? Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room. I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money? You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad. I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.

9th May 2003, 17:30	#17
. - .... .- -. .... Backpacking Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: საქართველო (Georgia) Posts: 10,104	"You don't sweat much for a fat chick..." Like my photography? Buy some here....

9th May 2003, 17:35	#19
s0be Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: melbourne Posts: First Posts: 1,313	"Hey fat girl, are you tickleish? yeah I called you fat, look at me! I'm skinny!" s0be And On that day, the Lords of the land said unto their Master Architect, "The temple you have made to the gods of Wasabi and Maki has brought us no great prosperity" and they sent out him into the lands. As he traveled to a far off land, he found he wasn't traveling alone, but that he had gained companions, and when they found their new land, they started work on a new temple, one that would be OPEN to all who wanted to worship. from The Book of Wasabi C 12 Vs 09 (pg 2003)

9th May 2003, 17:43	#20
Fickle Butterknife of Justice (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Behind you. Posts: 5,501	Pick-up lines are for suckers. Just walk on over, and lick your forehead. Go read a book without pictures pabook? \| Look, a blog! \| Buy Stuff I Wrote

9th May 2003, 18:01	#21
Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 8,003	"I bet your fed up with chat up lines, that probably a good thing, as I carnt think of one." Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird.

9th May 2003, 19:02	#22
caserock90 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Telecom heaven Posts: 227	"let me buy you five drinks"

9th May 2003, 19:26	#23
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,375	"i'm a forum king on the winamp.com forums, you know" "i'm doing a study on family backgrounds, do you have any scottish in you?" (no) "would you like some?"

9th May 2003, 20:04	#24
MrMagick Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Back in Iowa! Posts: 1,220	Are you a Poke-mon? Because I gotta get a peek-at-chu' -~MrMagick~-

9th May 2003, 21:25	#25
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,226	"Hello girls".

9th May 2003, 21:52	#26
dlinkwit27 has no CT (Forum King) Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13,238	if we were squirrles coudl I bust a nut in your hole? wanna go out for piza and sex? -no ok, we can skip the pizza what would you like for breakfast? i lsot my virginity, can i have yours? if i followed you home would you keep me? wanna play army? i'll lay on the ground and y ou blow my head off. i didn't want to reformat all these ::Deviant Me::Last.fm::WhatPulse Stats::Folding @ Home

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