it's called "freshers' week" here. i remember that week. bits of it, anyway.
do's and don'ts....
DO cheat in competitions if beer is the prize (3 minutes on the treasure hunt? no problem! if you collect the objects first...)
DON'T sit on top of fridges
DON'T get naked
DON'T be sick in your friend's flat before 4 of his flatmates move in
DO talk to people who look non-threatening
DON'T talk to people who look threatening
DON'T punch people
DO drink lots of water
DO drink lots more alcohol
DON'T sleep face down
DON'T play musical instruments
...and many more... all from experience, so trust me!
we're gonna hijack freshers' week this year. we need drinks promotions. wallets empty.