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sandb937 · 1st November 2002, 11:19

Well last night my son decided to cut our cats ear after we got back from treating (thers no trick cus the kids are not old enough) He cut about a 1/4" on each side about half way up. So that inspired me to start this thread.

what is some of the worst moments of things that has happened to you when it was least expected? Like a family picnic, or outing of some kind.

ElChevelle · 1st November 2002, 11:32

I was out fiddling around on this thing called the internet when I found the Winamp forums

duet maxwell · 1st November 2002, 13:31

when i was very lil in Puerto Rico my grampa decided to take me to teh beach, i always loved to look oraund trying to find fish swimming, or snails etc.. well one day i found a crab, this was about 4 inches wide and it just sat on teh sand staring at me for a seck, i was like o.O ooh pretty!! and it ran toward me about 3 steps and started to snap its claws.. i was like, !!!o_O
and i started to back of and it kept gettign forward till it ended up chassing me to my grampas car and didnt stop til i lost a sandal and it atacked it.. my grampa laughed his arse off.. but i didnt think it was funny at the time

talk about a true craby crab..

zootm · 1st November 2002, 13:37

my friend got run over (hit and run by guy skipping lights) on the way to the bus station so we could go to a gig in glasgow. we looked at his foot, and it wasn't really swollen. he figured he could walk on it. so we walked the mile or two to the bus station, got on the bus, walked to the gig (he was limping all the while, the pain getting worse). in the gig, he ended up in the moshpit (he's completely insane). when we left he could barely walk, so we half-carried him back to the bus. when we got back to edinburgh we had to get a taxi to the hospital. when they took his shoe off, we saw that his foot was half-black with bruises, and about twice/thrice the size it was normally. he'd broken 3 bones in his foot.

we told the police the guy's registration number. they went to his house, and asked him about it. he didn't give any excuse, or deny it.

they never followed it up.

it was hilarious seeing him fall flat on his face just outside the hospital after getting over-zealous with the crutches though.

pixiefied · 1st November 2002, 17:16

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Originally posted by sandb937
Well last night my son decided to cut our cats ear after we got back from treating (thers no trick cus the kids are not old enough) He cut about a 1/4" on each side about half way up. So that inspired me to start this thread.

what is some of the worst moments of things that has happened to you when it was least expected? Like a family picnic, or outing of some kind.

how did cut the cats ear?

my worst moment is camping in the middle of b.f.e and my "monthly" starts.

sandb937 · 1st November 2002, 17:27

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Originally posted by pixiefied

how did cut the cats ear?

he found a pair of scissors that we thought we hade put up. But with kids you can't put things up enough!!!

THIS JUST IN.......my wife just got back from the vets office. joey(the cat) is going to be fine and heal up with no problems

pixiefied · 1st November 2002, 17:31

kewl...i imagine the cat will remember that for a long time.

rm' · 1st November 2002, 18:09

Pet mutilation.... you should check this kid in to a psychiatric ward, and make sure there are no goat skulls in his bedroom :-p

Vie · 1st November 2002, 19:48

I choped off the end of my thumb with sisors once, still not sure how.

Bilbo Baggins · 2nd November 2002, 09:06

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Originally posted by rm'
Pet mutilation.... you should check this kid in to a psychiatric ward, and make sure there are no goat skulls in his bedroom :-p

Or chocolate bunnies...

rm' · 2nd November 2002, 09:15

BEST_JOKE_EVER!

sandb937 · 2nd November 2002, 13:06

I thought it was pretty funny, but the ol laddy didn't laugh that much. I bet she was thinking if I knew where rm lived I go over there right nw and show him psyco. no not really. just play'n

rm' · 2nd November 2002, 14:53

"No beer and no TV make Homer something something"
"Go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do!"

1st November 2002, 11:19	#1
sandb937 Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 818	halloween tails Well last night my son decided to cut our cats ear after we got back from treating (thers no trick cus the kids are not old enough) He cut about a 1/4" on each side about half way up. So that inspired me to start this thread. what is some of the worst moments of things that has happened to you when it was least expected? Like a family picnic, or outing of some kind.

1st November 2002, 17:31	#7
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,493	kewl...i imagine the cat will remember that for a long time. "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

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Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 7,960	I choped off the end of my thumb with sisors once, still not sure how. Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award Vie's Scratching Post

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1st November 2002, 11:32	#2
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,431	I was out fiddling around on this thing called the internet when I found the Winamp forums

1st November 2002, 13:31	#3
duet maxwell Major Dudette Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Boredom Ville Posts: 1,039	when i was very lil in Puerto Rico my grampa decided to take me to teh beach, i always loved to look oraund trying to find fish swimming, or snails etc.. well one day i found a crab, this was about 4 inches wide and it just sat on teh sand staring at me for a seck, i was like o.O ooh pretty!! and it ran toward me about 3 steps and started to snap its claws.. i was like, !!!o_O and i started to back of and it kept gettign forward till it ended up chassing me to my grampas car and didnt stop til i lost a sandal and it atacked it.. my grampa laughed his arse off.. but i didnt think it was funny at the time talk about a true craby crab..

1st November 2002, 13:37	#4
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,378	my friend got run over (hit and run by guy skipping lights) on the way to the bus station so we could go to a gig in glasgow. we looked at his foot, and it wasn't really swollen. he figured he could walk on it. so we walked the mile or two to the bus station, got on the bus, walked to the gig (he was limping all the while, the pain getting worse). in the gig, he ended up in the moshpit (he's completely insane). when we left he could barely walk, so we half-carried him back to the bus. when we got back to edinburgh we had to get a taxi to the hospital. when they took his shoe off, we saw that his foot was half-black with bruises, and about twice/thrice the size it was normally. he'd broken 3 bones in his foot. we told the police the guy's registration number. they went to his house, and asked him about it. he didn't give any excuse, or deny it. they never followed it up. it was hilarious seeing him fall flat on his face just outside the hospital after getting over-zealous with the crutches though.

1st November 2002, 18:09	#8
rm' Banned Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 11,361	Pet mutilation.... you should check this kid in to a psychiatric ward, and make sure there are no goat skulls in his bedroom :-p

2nd November 2002, 09:15	#11
rm' Banned Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 11,361	BEST_JOKE_EVER!

2nd November 2002, 13:06	#12
sandb937 Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 818	I thought it was pretty funny, but the ol laddy didn't laugh that much. I bet she was thinking if I knew where rm lived I go over there right nw and show him psyco. no not really. just play'n

2nd November 2002, 14:53	#13
rm' Banned Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 11,361	"No beer and no TV make Homer something something" "Go crazy?" "Don't mind if I do!"