Condom flavours

Caleb · 9th November 2002, 10:10

hey,

Im not gonna taste them that's for sure..

But what's the best condom flavour you think there is?

(pixified - which was the best you tasted

)

bluetape2k1 · 9th November 2002, 11:20

And I thought BH would of posted this

"(pixified - which was the best you tasted)"

how rude - she loves them all silly

hgnis · 9th November 2002, 13:40

They come in flavours??
damn...what brand? I needs to check this out..

ElChevelle · 9th November 2002, 14:12

Quote:

Originally posted by Caleb
Im not gonna taste them that's for sure..

While they're being worn, I'm sure

I am Jesus · 9th November 2002, 15:13

I'm not sure how they taste, but strawberry smells pretty good.

Bilbo Baggins · 9th November 2002, 15:43

Cheese and Onion, Union Jack Tickler for me...

ElChevelle · 9th November 2002, 15:47

Flavored, pfft. Why?
They're just gonna end up seafood flavored anyway, or fudge flavored if you prefer the stink chute.

The Rhino · 9th November 2002, 16:56

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
Cheese and Onion, Union Jack Tickler for me...

interesting smells/tastes there...

bluetape2k1 · 9th November 2002, 16:57

Quote:

Originally posted by hgnis
They come in flavours??

Sorry but I think this should be quote of the day!!!

The Rhino · 9th November 2002, 17:03

yeah that is pretty bad

Sandman2012 · 9th November 2002, 17:20

Quote:

Originally posted by Caleb
But what's the best condom flavour you think there is?

The real question is whether or not you can use food stamps to buy the flavored ones.

The Rhino · 9th November 2002, 17:22

try it

fwgx · 9th November 2002, 18:13

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Flavored, pfft. Why?
They're just gonna end up seafood flavored anyway, or fudge flavored if you prefer the stink chute.

I prefer it sucked without a cover.

rm' · 9th November 2002, 18:25

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
They're just gonna end up seafood flavored anyway, or fudge flavored if you prefer the stink chute.

Not necessarily:

That is probably the best warning label I've ever seen

Caleb · 9th November 2002, 18:28

rm' now that's just plain sick!!

Dicklicks.. now that looks interesting..

rm' · 9th November 2002, 18:31

bluetape2k1 · 9th November 2002, 18:36

Quote:

Originally posted by rm'

Not necessarily:

That is probably the best warning label I've ever seen

Ahhhh you've been to Blackpool I see

zootm · 9th November 2002, 18:38

i never got condom flavours.

condoms aren't "for" that.

meaisl8again · 9th November 2002, 18:42

That would be too weird. The girl would end up smelling like strawberries or cherries or Cheese and Onions or something.

Lots of Love,
Mea

Caleb · 9th November 2002, 18:43

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle

While they're being worn, I'm sure

wow dude, don't include me into your erotic fantasies please.

I dont feel well thinking someone has me up the arse in a dream.
(unless it's you pixfied)

rm' · 9th November 2002, 18:45

Quote:

Originally posted by zootm
condoms aren't "for" that.

You got that right.

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

2 tablespoons of cinnamon,
and 2 or 3 egg whites,
a half a stick of butter, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
stir it with a wooden spoon,
mix in a cup of flour.
You''l be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed vitamins,
and good for you, so suck on balls.

pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy
then throw in a bag or two of sugar,
and just a pinch of vanilla,
grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick!
then preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness,
and high in fiber, so suck on balls.

(Chef Speaking

sniff, sniff, hey, wait a minute, what's that smell.
It smells like something's burning.
Well, that don't bother me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspition.
Oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls.
My balls are on fire, come on, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on 'em, o goodness, blow on them, do something

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. (they're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. (Put 'em out, blow on 'em.)
suck on my balls baby,
suck on my balls baby, suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls.
Woo, woo, suck on my balls (blow, blow, blow)

Caleb · 9th November 2002, 18:47

Quote:

Originally posted by meaisl8again
That would be too weird. The girl would end up smelling like strawberries or cherries or Cheese and Onions or something.

Lots of Love,
Mea

And that is bad.. how??

That just improves the next act for you.. now the rug smells like cherries!!! that's like going to a candy store, but 10000 times better!

9th November 2002, 10:10	#1
Caleb Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In The Llama's Ass Posts: 364	Condom flavours hey, Im not gonna taste them that's for sure.. But what's the best condom flavour you think there is? (pixified - which was the best you tasted ) Currenly Working on: WA3 Scripting/XML IDE

9th November 2002, 13:40	#3
hgnis Hobbit Humper Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: banned camp Posts: 4,099	They come in flavours?? damn...what brand? I needs to check this out.. I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick. Reality bites <3

9th November 2002, 17:03	#10
The Rhino Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 1,069	yeah that is pretty bad The Rhino @ DeviantArt \| The Rhino's Home

9th November 2002, 17:22	#12
The Rhino Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 1,069	try it The Rhino @ DeviantArt \| The Rhino's Home

9th November 2002, 18:28	#15
Caleb Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In The Llama's Ass Posts: 364	rm' now that's just plain sick!! Dicklicks.. now that looks interesting.. Currenly Working on: WA3 Scripting/XML IDE

9th November 2002, 11:20	#2
bluetape2k1 Banned Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 1,356	And I thought BH would of posted this "(pixified - which was the best you tasted)" how rude - she loves them all silly

9th November 2002, 15:13	#5
I am Jesus Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Your mom Posts: 1,555	I'm not sure how they taste, but strawberry smells pretty good.

9th November 2002, 15:43	#6
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,231	Cheese and Onion, Union Jack Tickler for me...

9th November 2002, 15:47	#7
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,431	Flavored, pfft. Why? They're just gonna end up seafood flavored anyway, or fudge flavored if you prefer the stink chute.

9th November 2002, 18:31	#16
rm' Banned Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 11,361	<insert joke about the chef looking about ready to squirt his "special sauce" onto the pasta, here>

9th November 2002, 18:38	#18
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,378	i never got condom flavours. condoms aren't "for" that.

9th November 2002, 18:42	#19
meaisl8again Goober (Major Dudette) Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New Mexico, baby :) Posts: 697	That would be too weird. The girl would end up smelling like strawberries or cherries or Cheese and Onions or something. Lots of Love, Mea A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then chip away anything that doesn't look like an elephant.

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