what guys whant

duet maxwell · 9th November 2002, 12:35

Ok guys since i noticed u all have high opinions on how much u have to do for a girl and what lil u get back. Tell me
what do u wish a girl would do for u , to show she loves u .

please try to keap try to stay away from the explisit sexual content..
girls take out yer note pads

what do guys wanna be treated like by woman

i belive a guy needs..
hugs
confort
reasurence
praiz
tenderness to

.. etc add on or make yer own list

. - .... .- -. .... · 9th November 2002, 13:59

I believe a guy needs:

sex
beer
football
air

- in that order....

lemon_chicken · 9th November 2002, 14:03

love

ElChevelle · 9th November 2002, 14:04

I know what I want but more importantly, I know what you need:

www.dictionary.com

duet maxwell · 9th November 2002, 14:08

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
I know what I want but more importantly, I know what you need:

www.dictionary.com

jee thanx, do u have a machine that can cram all taht english languge in my head in less taht 2 seconds?

didnt think so..
atleest im working on it

:: note ElChevelle needs a good speller:: he posted a repply to topic in his own way i guess

. - .... .- -. .... · 9th November 2002, 14:15

Quote:

Originally posted by duet maxwell

jee thanx, do u have a machine that can cram all taht english languge in my head in less taht 2 seconds?

duet maxwell · 9th November 2002, 14:16

funny.. *stiks out tung and rolls eyes*
wateva

ElChevelle · 9th November 2002, 14:25

Only YOU can

ILLITERACY!

rm' · 9th November 2002, 14:35

ethan and Chev are on a funny streak.

Widdykats · 9th November 2002, 15:05

[QUOTE]Originally posted by duet maxwell
[B]

jee thanx, do u have a machine that can cram all taht english languge in my head in less taht 2 seconds?[\Quote]

There are just being silly duet. Pay no nevermind. English isn't even your first language, I believe you once said.right?
Hey, at least you have a nice thread about what guys want!
And you can do computer stuff, which some of us are really
still working on..

I am Jesus · 9th November 2002, 15:10

Hugs & Kisses. And also to be able to talk to her about ummmmm stuff.

hgnis · 10th November 2002, 03:04

simple folk...simple thoughts.

Quote:

A GIRL'S PRAYER

Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.

A BOY'S PRAYER
Lord,
I pray for a girl with nice tits.
Amen.

and what you said duet...

duet maxwell · 10th November 2002, 03:13

Quote:

Originally posted by hgnis
simple folk...simple thoughts.

and what you said duet...

u are such a case hgnis...

lol

Some1 · 10th November 2002, 03:49

Quote:

ethan and Chev are on a funny streak.

I don't know if it's all the funny...just somewhat mildly amusing.

Quote:

i belive a guy needs..
hugs
confort
reasurence
praiz
tenderness to

That seems pretty close, although I'd replace praise with understanding...and also not talking to or even acknowledging the existence of any other guy on the planet also helps, lol.

pixiefied · 10th November 2002, 04:24

a half case of beer?

maybe a half nekked woman.

is that enoough?

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 10th November 2002, 04:39

I just want a woman that's faithful.

hgnis · 10th November 2002, 05:08

Quote:

Originally posted by pixiefied
a half case of beer?
maybe a half nekked woman.is that enough?

nah...your icon is enough..

Oh yea...trust and a loose jaw are always a plus.

Xerxes · 10th November 2002, 05:16

I find the brain to be the sexiest part of the body; as such, my prime condition for women is that they be smart. And by smart, I dont mean it how many mean it- good sense of humor, fast tongue, blah blah. I mean, I want someone extremely intellectual to talk to, and under 200 pounds. That shouldn't be to much to ask for, yet it is. Too many women are cutesy... leapord print everything with pink and purple accesories. So understatement is also very good.

I don't like sports and I don't drink- that is two giant complaints women have with most women. So come one come all you High IQ ladies, where are you hiding? Certaintly not in Southern California.

10th November 2002, 05:17

I want world peace and... whoops I slipped into my Miss America persona for a second. Damn schizophrenia. Just give me a beer and a BJ.

10th November 2002, 05:21

Quote:

Originally posted by Xerxes
I find the brain to be the sexiest part of the body; as such, my prime condition for women is that they be smart. And by smart, I dont mean it how many mean it- good sense of humor, fast tongue, blah blah. I mean, I want someone extremely intellectual to talk to, and under 200 pounds. That shouldn't be to much to ask for, yet it is. Too many women are cutesy... leapord print everything with pink and purple accesories. So understatement is also very good.

I don't like sports and I don't drink- that is two giant complaints women have with most women. So come one come all you High IQ ladies, where are you hiding? Certaintly not in Southern California.

Perhaps we could persuade rm' to get a sex change???? He's really into this social experimentation stuff.

hgnis · 10th November 2002, 05:33

Quote:

Originally posted by Xerxes
So come one come all you High IQ ladies, where are you hiding? Certaintly not in Southern California.

Not here either....

Quote:

Originally posted by randman
Perhaps we could persuade rm' to get a sex change???? He's really into this social experimentation stuff.

heheh...and get rman to become rw, move to Cali...

duet maxwell · 10th November 2002, 05:35

Quote:

Originally posted by Some1

also not talking to or even acknowledging the existence of any other guy on the planet also helps, lol.

actualy that goes for what girls would liek to

replaice "guy" with "girl"

Some1 · 10th November 2002, 06:03

Quote:

a half case of beer?
maybe a half nekked woman.

is that enoough?

It's quite sufficient, in fact, you can keep the beer.

Quote:

actualy that goes for what girls would liek to
replaice "guy" with "girl"

That's quite fine by me...if she's willing to ignore all the other guys out there, then I'm quite willing to ignore all the other girls...if I have mine then why be greedy? Obviously, people on TV don't count.

Xerxes · 10th November 2002, 06:33

Quote:

Originally posted by randman

Perhaps we could persuade rm' to get a sex change???? He's really into this social experimentation stuff.

Gah you people are terrible

10th November 2002, 06:52

Quote:

Originally posted by Xerxes
Gah you people are terrible

Yeah, but you still like us.

rm' · 10th November 2002, 07:02

Quote:

Originally posted by Xerxes
Too many women are cutesy... leapord print everything with pink and purple accesories. So understatement is also very good.
.
.
.
where are you hiding? Certaintly not in Southern California.

You found the solution to your own problem :-p

"The Master doesn't talk, he acts.
When his work is done,
The people say, "Amazing:
We did it, all by ourselves!"
-Tao te Jing, 17:8-12

rm' · 10th November 2002, 07:04

Quote:

Originally posted by randman
Perhaps we could persuade rm' to get a sex change???? He's really into this social experimentation stuff.

You've outdone your self... heck, you've even outdone me... I'm not exactly sure how to even begin formulating a response to that

Sandman2012 · 10th November 2002, 07:07

Quote:

Originally posted by rm'
"The Master doesn't talk, he acts.
When his work is done,
The people say, "Amazing:
We did it, all by ourselves!"
-Tao te Jing, 17:8-12

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Taoist Masturbation Theater.

pyrokiwi · 10th November 2002, 07:14

i think i can speak for most guys in saying i want a woman that can say what she means instead of hinting with obscure comments that have no connection to the truth whatsoever except through some insane code so complicated it makes cracking any other code on earth look simple.

rm' · 10th November 2002, 07:16

Quote:

Originally posted by pyrokiwi
a woman that can say what she means instead of hinting with obscure comments that have no connection to the truth whatsoever except through some insane code so complicated it makes cracking any other code on earth look simple.

It's called a man. Talk to Pat; he'll show you the ropes

ElChevelle · 10th November 2002, 13:14

Quote:

Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99
I just want a woman that's faithful.

Ah, you're into nuns eh?

zootm · 10th November 2002, 13:36

i want my girlfriend. intelligent and pretty and everything i could want

hurrah!

John M · 10th November 2002, 13:54

the kind of girl that will say "honey, i went shopping today. i bought a new halter top and picked up a new carb for the camaro. is 1150 CFM ok?"

actually:
intelligent
funny
attractive
faithful
actually fucking loves me.

Vie · 10th November 2002, 14:13

Personaly, simpathy when I'm not haveing a good day and an inteligent person to talk to.

I realy dont give a damb about being papered

psychoticguyver · 10th November 2002, 14:15

I want my girlfriend to be perfect (hey thats allready happerned)

MY girlfriend is the most perfect girl ever so there

duet maxwell · 14th November 2002, 11:19

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle

Ah, you're into nuns eh?

there are a few girls who are faithfull and not all are nuns ElChevelle

s1138 · 14th November 2002, 14:47

i want a girl who loves me, can put up with me (im a strange one), is faithful to me...
oh, and horny all the time

Jay · 14th November 2002, 14:56

just make me a sandwich, that's all I need.

meaisl8again · 14th November 2002, 14:57

I wish there were guys like yawl in Texas!

Lots of Love,
Mea

Widdykats · 14th November 2002, 16:44

Quote:

Originally posted by pyrokiwi
i think i can speak for most guys in saying i want a woman that can say what she means instead of hinting with obscure comments that have no connection to the truth whatsoever except through some insane code so complicated it makes cracking any other code on earth look simple.

Uh,No! We would never, ever ever give you that!

9th November 2002, 12:35	#1
duet maxwell Major Dudette Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Boredom Ville Posts: 1,039	what guys whant Ok guys since i noticed u all have high opinions on how much u have to do for a girl and what lil u get back. Tell me what do u wish a girl would do for u , to show she loves u . please try to keap try to stay away from the explisit sexual content.. girls take out yer note pads what do guys wanna be treated like by woman i belive a guy needs.. hugs confort reasurence praiz tenderness to .. etc add on or make yer own list

9th November 2002, 13:59	#2
. - .... .- -. .... Backpacking Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: საქართველო (Georgia) Posts: 10,098	I believe a guy needs: sex beer football air - in that order.... Like my photography? Buy some here....

9th November 2002, 14:03	#3
lemon_chicken Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: the land of the collapsable clothesline Posts: 627	love \|arbitary focus\| it's never as flaccid as it is when plucked \| 01110011 01100101 01111000 \|

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pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,493	a half case of beer? maybe a half nekked woman. is that enoough? "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

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John M Puts the Cuss in General Discussions (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cincy, Ohio Posts: 3,624	the kind of girl that will say "honey, i went shopping today. i bought a new halter top and picked up a new carb for the camaro. is 1150 CFM ok?" actually: intelligent funny attractive faithful actually fucking loves me. missyob made me post this.

9th November 2002, 14:04	#4
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,431	I know what I want but more importantly, I know what you need: www.dictionary.com

9th November 2002, 14:16	#7
duet maxwell Major Dudette Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Boredom Ville Posts: 1,039	funny.. stiks out tung and rolls eyes wateva

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ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,431	Only YOU can ILLITERACY!

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rm' Banned Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 11,361	ethan and Chev are on a funny streak.

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Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,583	[QUOTE]Originally posted by duet maxwell [B] jee thanx, do u have a machine that can cram all taht english languge in my head in less taht 2 seconds?[\Quote] There are just being silly duet. Pay no nevermind. English isn't even your first language, I believe you once said.right? Hey, at least you have a nice thread about what guys want! And you can do computer stuff, which some of us are really still working on..

9th November 2002, 15:10	#11
I am Jesus Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Your mom Posts: 1,555	Hugs & Kisses. And also to be able to talk to her about ummmmm stuff.

10th November 2002, 04:39	#16
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	I just want a woman that's faithful.

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Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,687	I find the brain to be the sexiest part of the body; as such, my prime condition for women is that they be smart. And by smart, I dont mean it how many mean it- good sense of humor, fast tongue, blah blah. I mean, I want someone extremely intellectual to talk to, and under 200 pounds. That shouldn't be to much to ask for, yet it is. Too many women are cutesy... leapord print everything with pink and purple accesories. So understatement is also very good. I don't like sports and I don't drink- that is two giant complaints women have with most women. So come one come all you High IQ ladies, where are you hiding? Certaintly not in Southern California.

10th November 2002, 05:17	#19
randman Guest Posts: n/a	I want world peace and... whoops I slipped into my Miss America persona for a second. Damn schizophrenia. Just give me a beer and a BJ.

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pyrokiwi Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 25	i think i can speak for most guys in saying i want a woman that can say what she means instead of hinting with obscure comments that have no connection to the truth whatsoever except through some insane code so complicated it makes cracking any other code on earth look simple.

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zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,378	i want my girlfriend. intelligent and pretty and everything i could want hurrah!

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Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 7,960	Personaly, simpathy when I'm not haveing a good day and an inteligent person to talk to. I realy dont give a damb about being papered Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award Vie's Scratching Post

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