You Are A F**king Cnut!

Bilbo Baggins · 18th November 2002, 23:07

http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

You really are.

its in Scottish too, so our transvestite friends north of the border can laugh at themselves

lunarboy1 · 18th November 2002, 23:07

WTF is a Cnut? Is it C-nut? hehe

dylman · 18th November 2002, 23:14

Bookmarked.

I can think of any number of threads here recently where a link to that site would have been appropriate.

Widdykats · 18th November 2002, 23:34

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

You really are.

its in Scottish too, so our transvestite friends north of the border can laugh at themselves

hehehehehe

I'm going to hell!

laz · 18th November 2002, 23:49

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

You really are.

its in Scottish too, so our transvestite friends north of the border can laugh at themselves

*evil laughing* MUHAHHHAHAHHAA!!!!!
YES, thanks, that is great. YES! MUHHAHAAHAHAH!!!

I need help....
please help me.

zootm · 18th November 2002, 23:53

fabulous.

fab-u-lous.

dlinkwit27 · 19th November 2002, 00:23

OMFG! ROTFLMMFAO!!!!

hestermofet · 19th November 2002, 00:53

Quote:

Originally posted by Widdykats
I'm going to hell!

Don't worry, you'll be in good company

Widdykats · 19th November 2002, 01:00

Quote:

Originally posted by hestermofet

Don't worry, you'll be in good company

BIG TIME!!

meaisl8again · 19th November 2002, 01:03

Bilbo, where do you get this stuff? It's too cool!

Lots of Love,
Mea

Merlin · 19th November 2002, 03:51

Probably from ALC, because he's sent BB a myriad of funny stuff in the past, and most of what Bilbo thinks is funny is actually just merely ironic.

hgnis · 19th November 2002, 03:52

Oye!
All we need is a few more and we can make a symphony...

insomniac · 19th November 2002, 04:44

Funny.

Bilbo Baggins · 19th November 2002, 12:03

Quote:

Originally posted by zootm
fabulous.

fab-u-lous.

Are you calling me a lous?

I must admit I did "borrow" this link from [url=http://pabuk.com/munity]ALC[/url, but he said it was OK. To be honest, it was either the Xylophone or the Sex Snorkel.

Fickle · 21st November 2002, 03:02

Me, in my current state, took quite a few tries to figger out wot it was doing. Finally, after my brother explained, it was funny.

Vica · 21st November 2002, 03:34

Fell in love with limmy.com the first time I saw this

White Raven · 21st November 2002, 04:37

Hahahaha that's funny.

henry3k56 · 21st November 2002, 04:44

you are a f**king cnut, f**king{you}, f**king(are){you} are, you are a {f**king} cnut.

Click on it very quickly on the xylophone, and it sounds like a chorus siging the same lyrics on a different note.

Nice flourescent color scheme. Make me go blind.

zootm · 21st November 2002, 15:17

Quote:

Originally posted by henry3k56
Nice flourescent color scheme. Make me go blind.

...at least, that's what you're telling the girlfriend...

apollos · 21st November 2002, 16:27

cunt = pussy = vagina btw for the Yanks.

Merlin · 21st November 2002, 16:41

OK, it beats the Sex Snorkel. That might have "gone down" a storm in this forum at the moment. So to speak.

ElChevelle · 21st November 2002, 16:51

No website is configured at this address?

J. Burnaway · 21st November 2002, 17:08

Quote:

Originally posted by Apollos
cunt = pussy = vagina btw for the Yanks.

psst...we have that word here too - it's fairly common

ElChevelle · 21st November 2002, 18:56

We know what cunts are....I was married to one!
Blokes think that limey's speak a language all their own

We took English and made it sensible

Look at colour.....Is it pronounced colower since it's spelled much the same as flour?

Remember, you turd jockeys are the same ones who made words with silent K's ie. "knights"

J. Burnaway · 21st November 2002, 19:03

I'm thinking of PM'ing Xerxes to see if he can use his pull to get Chev named the U.S. ambassador to the U.K. - he'll have you calling football by its' rightful name, soccer, in two shakes

stttafffy · 21st November 2002, 19:07

i just get a 404 error

ElChevelle · 21st November 2002, 19:19

Quote:

Originally posted by J. Burnaway
get Chev named the U.S. ambassador to the U.K. - he'll have you calling football by its' rightful name, soccer, in two shakes

Screw that!
I want Kofi Annan's job

They can call it football all they want!.......

As long as they spell it "futbol"

fwgx · 21st November 2002, 19:30

As oposed to your version that involved not kicking a ball

ElChevelle · 21st November 2002, 19:40

uhhhh......there are 2 kickers per team

J. Burnaway · 21st November 2002, 19:41

And what about cricket? I don't see any crickets out there on the field.

ElChevelle · 21st November 2002, 19:51

Polo should be called "croquet on horseback"

Cricket and Curling should both be called Charades since they masquerade as sports.

J. Burnaway · 21st November 2002, 20:13

Don't be too hard on curling - it's the only hope fat, lazy people have of making the olympics.

eleet-2k2 · 21st November 2002, 20:35

Quote:

Originally posted by J. Burnaway
Don't be too hard on curling - it's the only hope fat, lazy people have of making the olympics.

Are you saying I've no hope for the Olympics?!

Curling is okay, but a borderline sham. Cricket should be stopped altogether on account of it being a gay game.

What about Jai Alai? (I have no clue what it's other names are, nor how to spell it, but I think that's how it's done)

ElChevelle · 21st November 2002, 20:39

What about Badminton?

Tennis for REALLY slow white people.
Face it, if I were to see dah bruthas playing badminton, I'd be forced to suck a stain outta my jockeys

Merlin · 21st November 2002, 21:06

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
uhhhh......there are 2 kickers per team

Great. In real football, all 11 team members control the ball with their feet. Only one of the eleven is allowed to use his hands. We rule at naming our sports, face it.

Bilbo Baggins · 21st November 2002, 21:48

Quote:

Originally posted by zootm

...at least, that's what you're telling the girlfriend...

You have experience in such matters?

Raymund Nonatus · 21st November 2002, 22:01

Quote:

Originally posted by Apollos
cunt = pussy = vagina btw for the Yanks.

HAMLET: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
[Lying down at OPHELIA's feet]
OPHELIA: No, my lord.
HAMLET: I mean, my head upon your lap?
OPHELIA: Ay, my lord.
HAMLET: Do you think I meant country matters?
OPHELIA: I think nothing, my lord.
HAMLET: That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
OPHELIA: What is, my lord?
HAMLET: Nothing.
-William Shakespeare, Hamlet, III-2

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
You have experience in such matters?

Country matters, perchance?

zootm · 22nd November 2002, 18:40

Quote:

Originally posted by Raymund Nonatus
Country matters, perchance?

ooooooh! aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Oni-Dracula · 22nd November 2002, 19:38

did this dude just register to post that or what O_o

or is it some fiend in disguise!

oh well...someone fix the site so I can look at it too

J. Burnaway · 22nd November 2002, 19:43

Quoting Shakespeare in GD, and using the word "perchance"? I like it!

18th November 2002, 23:07	#1
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,231	You Are A Fking Cnut!** http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/ You really are. its in Scottish too, so our transvestite friends north of the border can laugh at themselves

18th November 2002, 23:07	#2
lunarboy1 Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Somewhere, USA Posts: 2,233	WTF is a Cnut? Is it C-nut? hehe www.bluni.com Ben Folds Lyrics Database

18th November 2002, 23:14	#3
dylman Forum King Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Hawarden Posts: 2,115	Bookmarked. I can think of any number of threads here recently where a link to that site would have been appropriate. There's no need to tell me when I'm right; I operate on that principle exclusively and with absolute certainty

19th November 2002, 00:23	#7
dlinkwit27 has no CT (Forum King) Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13,232	OMFG! ROTFLMMFAO!!!! ::Deviant Me::Last.fm::WhatPulse Stats::Folding @ Home

19th November 2002, 01:03	#10
meaisl8again Goober (Major Dudette) Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New Mexico, baby :) Posts: 697	Bilbo, where do you get this stuff? It's too cool! Lots of Love, Mea A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then chip away anything that doesn't look like an elephant.

18th November 2002, 23:53	#6
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,378	fabulous. fab-u-lous.

19th November 2002, 03:51	#11
Merlin ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Manchester Posts: 4,209	Probably from ALC, because he's sent BB a myriad of funny stuff in the past, and most of what Bilbo thinks is funny is actually just merely ironic. as he faced the sun, he cast no shadow __________________

19th November 2002, 03:52	#12
hgnis Hobbit Humper Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: banned camp Posts: 4,098	Oye! All we need is a few more and we can make a symphony... I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick. Reality bites <3

19th November 2002, 04:44	#13
insomniac Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 58,409,042 Posts: 1,614	Funny.

21st November 2002, 03:02	#15
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21st November 2002, 04:37	#17
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,152	fucking cunt Hahahaha that's funny.

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henry3k56 Forum King Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The Internet Posts: 3 Trillion Posts: 4,241	you are a fking cnut, fking{you}, fking(are){you} are, you are a {fking} cnut. Click on it very quickly on the xylophone, and it sounds like a chorus siging the same lyrics on a different note. Nice flourescent color scheme. Make me go blind. henry3k56 \| Summer is here. My Flickr Page & Frontierra \| Posting Since September 2001.

21st November 2002, 16:27	#20
apollos Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canterbury & Plymouth Posts: 4,176	cunt = pussy = vagina btw for the Yanks.

21st November 2002, 16:41	#21
Merlin ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Manchester Posts: 4,209	OK, it beats the Sex Snorkel. That might have "gone down" a storm in this forum at the moment. So to speak. as he faced the sun, he cast no shadow __________________

21st November 2002, 16:51	#22
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,430	No website is configured at this address?

21st November 2002, 18:56	#24
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,430	We know what cunts are....I was married to one! Blokes think that limey's speak a language all their own We took English and made it sensible Look at colour.....Is it pronounced colower since it's spelled much the same as flour? Remember, you turd jockeys are the same ones who made words with silent K's ie. "knights"

21st November 2002, 19:03	#25
J. Burnaway Forum King Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 2,537	I'm thinking of PM'ing Xerxes to see if he can use his pull to get Chev named the U.S. ambassador to the U.K. - he'll have you calling football by its' rightful name, soccer, in two shakes

21st November 2002, 19:07	#26
stttafffy Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the ether Posts: 1,059	i just get a 404 error In space no one can hear you scream.

21st November 2002, 19:30	#28
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,315	As oposed to your version that involved not kicking a ball .: fwgx.co.uk.:.My art:. "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

21st November 2002, 19:40	#29
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,430	uhhhh......there are 2 kickers per team

21st November 2002, 19:41	#30
J. Burnaway Forum King Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 2,537	And what about cricket? I don't see any crickets out there on the field.

21st November 2002, 19:51	#31
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,430	Polo should be called "croquet on horseback" Cricket and Curling should both be called Charades since they masquerade as sports.

21st November 2002, 20:13	#32
J. Burnaway Forum King Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 2,537	Don't be too hard on curling - it's the only hope fat, lazy people have of making the olympics.

21st November 2002, 20:39	#34
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,430	What about Badminton? Tennis for REALLY slow white people. Face it, if I were to see dah bruthas playing badminton, I'd be forced to suck a stain outta my jockeys

22nd November 2002, 19:38	#39
Oni-Dracula Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,591	did this dude just register to post that or what O_o or is it some fiend in disguise! oh well...someone fix the site so I can look at it too

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J. Burnaway Forum King Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 2,537	Quoting Shakespeare in GD, and using the word "perchance"? I like it!

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