EWW. ok. i had to. sorry about your torture.

InvisableMan · 24th November 2002, 02:47

this is an unretouched photo from the san francisco chronicle. taken during michael jackson's recent trial:

EW. EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW.

his face should be illegal.

stttafffy · 24th November 2002, 02:49

why feel sorry for a guy who is able to open a can of tuna with his face?

SNYder · 24th November 2002, 02:50

I've seen so many of these MJ court pictures you'd think I'd be used to them by now, but nope.... I AM AS FREAKED OUT AS EVER!

I must say, though, that is a lovely wig he is wearing

J. Burnaway · 24th November 2002, 02:57

Where did he get the male hormones needed to grow a beard? Or is it a paste-on job?

InvisableMan · 24th November 2002, 03:02

i dunno but his goatee clashes with the lipstick.

dlinkwit27 · 24th November 2002, 03:06

poor guy. I feel bad for him. From #1 -> ...well look at him

[bad joke]
MJ decides to take some kids on a cruise when all a sudden the boat springs a leak. The captain is like "Mike quick! Into this lifeboat!" Jackson says "What about the kids?" The captian replaies "*Skrew* (<-radio edit) the kids!" Mike says "Do you think we have time for that?"
[/bad joke]

InvisableMan · 24th November 2002, 03:11

Quote:

Originally posted by DLiNKWiT27

[bad joke]
MJ decides to take some kids on a cruise when all a sudden the boat springs a leak. The captain is like "Mike quick! Into this lifeboat!" Jackson says "What about the kids?" The captian replaies "*Skrew* (<-radio edit) the kids!" Mike says "Do you think we have time for that?"
[/bad joke]

rofl

dollerspark · 24th November 2002, 04:29

Now I'm all hot and bothered...

InvisableMan · 24th November 2002, 04:32

AjStone · 24th November 2002, 04:33

/me screams like Homer a million times!!

pixiefied · 24th November 2002, 04:36

dude..his nose is PEELING!

jyvasaa · 24th November 2002, 04:41

thank you i-man, now i feel REALLY good about the way i look.

InvisableMan · 24th November 2002, 04:43

Quote:

Originally posted by jyvasaa
thank you i-man, now i feel REALLY good about the way i look.

laz · 24th November 2002, 04:43

I have already seen hat pic befor.... but EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
AHHH!!!!! EWWWW

just look at his bug eyes! damnit, HIS BUG EYES!
and then his nose... damn serves him right after the 30+ face jobs he had.

I do feel better about myself now....

InvisableMan · 24th November 2002, 04:47

yeah, i dunno. something about his face makes you wanna thow up, but you cant stop staring at the same time. its like a car accident. only worse.

MetallichicA · 24th November 2002, 05:00

Quote:

Originally posted by J. Burnaway
Where did he get the male hormones needed to grow a beard? Or is it a paste-on job?

I read that they implanted his pubes on his face. Dunno if that's true or not?

InvisableMan · 24th November 2002, 05:02

i wouldnt be suprised since he wanted to get breast implants

Some1 · 24th November 2002, 06:11

What a horrible picture...maybe he's trying to get ugliness sympathy from the judge/jury...what's he on trial for anyways?

Ravenzfire · 24th November 2002, 08:16

For the mass suicides of those who had the unfortunite accident of looking at his face....

24th November 2002, 11:38

Quote:

Originally posted by Ravenzfire
For the mass suicides of those who had the unfortunite accident of looking at his face....

And for the garbage that he calls music (and dancing)only half decent thing he did was Thriller after that forget it.
no wonder he wears a mask most of the time.Still each to there own on that score.Still should be done for the child abuse stuff.I for one think he has some sort of case to answer and just because he paid out a load of money well I think you see where I'm going.
Sorry don't like him .....as anything

and he wants a punch in that thing he calls a nose for what he did to that child last week.
fucking Moron. I'm going now before I really start

is what he makes me

btw...U know the Moon Dance he's so famous for? eeehhhh....sorry he nicked it ...orignally done about late 1930's,sometime around there.....I thought that was so funny when I found out and anyways your one out of Shalamar who did the dance previously a few months before (which for some reason was conveniently forgotten at the time) was much better and at least he did'nt have to prance about grabbing hold of his balls to prove he was a good dancer,or make stupid squeaky fucking sounds that are about impressive as two fucking monkeys having a go at eachother,In fact they are more impressive,the monkeys that is. Maybe thats where he got the idea from, that poor sad monkey of his bubbles.Really do feel sorry for that poor bloody animal.

Sorry I'll shut up now

Widdykats · 24th November 2002, 12:07

There could be a book in this...
"DUDE, WHERE'S MY FACE?" .

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 24th November 2002, 22:46

Quote:

[Picture of horrible train wreck... er, I mean Michael Jackson's face.]

That almost falls under our rule against hardcore disturbing/inappropriate materials.

Merlin · 24th November 2002, 23:00

He was better off when he was black. He looked better, and his music was better. He should go back in time* to 1984 and just stay black.

*may not be entirely feasible

dlinkwit27 · 25th November 2002, 02:32

Kinda like a car wreck. You don't wanna, but you just can't help but look and stare...

blumoon11 · 25th November 2002, 04:43

his face should be illegal. [/B][/QUOTE]

I agree with you. He looks quite scary, I also think he could do better about that lousy wig

binary hero · 25th November 2002, 09:28

IT'S THE EVIL ONE!!! KILL IT!!! KILL KIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

Dynamik · 25th November 2002, 09:44

KelseyB · 25th November 2002, 10:54

remember kids: there is no ctrl+z keystroke on the keyboard of life

sandb937 · 25th November 2002, 11:28

this is a day in the life of michael jackson.

little boy says "dude what happened to your face". Then the unthinkable happens

24th November 2002, 02:49	#2
stttafffy Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the ether Posts: 1,059	why feel sorry for a guy who is able to open a can of tuna with his face? In space no one can hear you scream.

24th November 2002, 03:06	#6
dlinkwit27 has no CT (Forum King) Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13,232	aww poor guy. I feel bad for him. From #1 -> ...well look at him [bad joke] MJ decides to take some kids on a cruise when all a sudden the boat springs a leak. The captain is like "Mike quick! Into this lifeboat!" Jackson says "What about the kids?" The captian replaies "Skrew (<-radio edit) the kids!" Mike says "Do you think we have time for that?" [/bad joke] ::Deviant Me::Last.fm::WhatPulse Stats::Folding @ Home

24th November 2002, 04:29	#8
dollerspark Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wh!te Tr@sh Hell (AZ) Posts: 708	Now I'm all hot and bothered... "We are fortunate: we are alive; we are powerful; the welfare of our civilization and our species is in our hands. If we do not speak for Earth, who will? If we are not committed to our own survival, who will be?" -Carl Sagan

24th November 2002, 04:33	#10
AjStone Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Texas, USA Posts: 993	/me screams like Homer a million times!! Curli.us - AjStone.org Reborn

24th November 2002, 04:36	#11
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,493	dude..his nose is PEELING! "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

24th November 2002, 02:47	#1
InvisableMan Ninja Master! (Forum King) Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 4,325	EWW. ok. i had to. sorry about your torture. this is an unretouched photo from the san francisco chronicle. taken during michael jackson's recent trial: EW. EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW. his face should be illegal.

24th November 2002, 02:50	#3
SNYder Forum King Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 4,432	I've seen so many of these MJ court pictures you'd think I'd be used to them by now, but nope.... I AM AS FREAKED OUT AS EVER! I must say, though, that is a lovely wig he is wearing

24th November 2002, 02:57	#4
J. Burnaway Forum King Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 2,537	Where did he get the male hormones needed to grow a beard? Or is it a paste-on job?

24th November 2002, 03:02	#5
InvisableMan Ninja Master! (Forum King) Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 4,325	i dunno but his goatee clashes with the lipstick.

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24th November 2002, 04:41	#12
jyvasaa Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: suomi Posts: 967	thank you i-man, now i feel *REALLY* good about the way i look. jyvasaa

24th November 2002, 04:43	#14
laz Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: the internet Posts: 1,089	I have already seen hat pic befor.... but EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW AHHH!!!!! EWWWW just look at his bug eyes! damnit, HIS BUG EYES! and then his nose... damn serves him right after the 30+ face jobs he had. I do feel better about myself now....

24th November 2002, 04:47	#15
InvisableMan Ninja Master! (Forum King) Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 4,325	yeah, i dunno. something about his face makes you wanna thow up, but you cant stop staring at the same time. its like a car accident. only worse.

24th November 2002, 05:02	#17
InvisableMan Ninja Master! (Forum King) Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Hotel California Posts: 4,325	i wouldnt be suprised since he wanted to get breast implants

24th November 2002, 06:11	#18
Some1 Forum King Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 14th Street Posts: (-1)^ï¿½ Posts: 2,236	What a horrible picture...maybe he's trying to get ugliness sympathy from the judge/jury...what's he on trial for anyways?

24th November 2002, 08:16	#19
Ravenzfire Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 84	For the mass suicides of those who had the unfortunite accident of looking at his face....

24th November 2002, 12:07	#21
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,583	There could be a book in this... "DUDE, WHERE'S MY FACE?" .

24th November 2002, 23:00	#23
Merlin ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Manchester Posts: 4,209	He was better off when he was black. He looked better, and his music was better. He should go back in time* to 1984 and just stay black. *may not be entirely feasible as he faced the sun, he cast no shadow __________________

25th November 2002, 02:32	#24
dlinkwit27 has no CT (Forum King) Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13,232	Kinda like a car wreck. You don't wanna, but you just can't help but look and stare... ::Deviant Me::Last.fm::WhatPulse Stats::Folding @ Home

25th November 2002, 04:43	#25
blumoon11 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The deep blue sky at Boca, Fla Posts: 245	Re: EWW. ok. i had to. sorry about your torture. his face should be illegal. [/B][/QUOTE] I agree with you. He looks quite scary, I also think he could do better about that lousy wig

25th November 2002, 09:28	#26
binary hero Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 7,004	IT'S THE EVIL ONE!!! KILL IT!!! KILL KIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

25th November 2002, 09:44	#27
Dynamik Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: da G funk era Posts: 173

25th November 2002, 10:54	#28
KelseyB Major Dude Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,054	remember kids: there is no ctrl+z keystroke on the keyboard of life

25th November 2002, 11:28	#29
sandb937 Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 818	this is a day in the life of michael jackson. little boy says "dude what happened to your face". Then the unthinkable happens

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