Having seen The Fellowship
on Boxing Day last year, I figured I should see this nezt one on Boxing Day, too, so I did.
I'm not sure if I was asleep during the majority of the first one, maybe distracted or something, but I left with the distinct impression that it had done a degree of justice to the book. With the obvious exception of Arwen playing a greatly over-stated role, I thought it was an ok flick.
The Two Towers sucked ass. Is Gimli a fucking comic relief character or what? Jesus Christ, Peter Jackson, have some fucking respect! It's the LORD OF THE RINGS for christ's sake. You don't ADD SHIT to the Lord of the Rings. You JUST DON'T DO THAT. Samwise Gamgee rabitting on about how their quest just might be one of those things that are "worth fighting for".. fuck that.
If I saw Peter Jackson in the street I'd punch him in the fucking face. Depending on when he next visits Australia, I might get my chance soon. Fucking cunt.
Faramir. Gimli. Gollum. Treebeard. Whoever that fucking mother and kids were. The younger ent who doesn't warrant even a mention. The list of poorly-portrayed characters goes on.
Fucking shit fuck ass. I really hate this movie.
Oh, and let's have Strider fall off some fucking cliff, and be saved by a dream or something from Arwen, shall we? No, we fucking shall not.
Don't judge a book by its cinema adaptation.