In An Ideal World...

White Raven · 30th December 2002, 04:39

***NOTE: This is only meant for laughs, and I don't really mean to offend anyone at all!

IN MY IDEAL WORLD:

I would be leader. (Duh)
Any child who was found to be a twink/preppy/prep/fakely popular people or a jock would be sent to live on the Twink Colony on the moon. I will not have these people breathing my air.
Anyone who is found to be stupid will be shot and executed, and have their bodies burned. I will not stand to have to deal with these people, or have them breathing my valuable air either... I hate stupid people.
Anyone living in my country for a period longer than 2 years MUST have a reasonable grasp of the English language. Please note that whenever I go to a foreign country with a different language, I make every effort possible to learn some of the language.
Anyone over the age of 50 will be sent to live in 'Old Country.' Since that is what old people refer to as being where they came from, I found this a suitable name. Anyone who wishes to visit people living there can, of course.
Old people are not allowed to drive.
There will be no Liberty commercials.
There will be no 'Big big big big big big big' commercials. (The lottery one...)
There will be no Doctor Ho infomercials.
Commercial breaks consisting of three 30 second commercials every two hours. Not every five minutes that run on forever.
People must get a permit to have a child. To get the permit, the potential parents must take a test and have their IQ determined. No stupid or bratty children allowed.
Bratty/rude children found to be in existence will be given a two week period to change their whole lives around and be nice or they will be exterminated. I will not have bratty/rude children breathing my air and permeating my world with their bratty/rude scum.
Racism will not be tolerated.
Retards will be sent to live on the other side of the moon with their given caretakers. (The colony on the other side of the Twink one, remember?) Sorry, but no.
Any art, literature, music, or anything you want to say, you have the right to say.
No fucking old politicians allowed. Fucking cretans, always fucking everything up.
Children will be allowed to swear.
NO PARENT shall ever lie to their children about the 'birds and the bees.' No, stork did not bring you, no we did not find you in the cabbage patch. The truth.
The whole political system will be revised and made much more efficient. (Even though I am the monarch... I will have a council...)

Anything else?

hgnis · 30th December 2002, 06:32

Quote:

Originally posted by White_Raven
Anyone who is found to be stupid will be shot and executed, and have their bodies burned.... I hate stupid people.
Anyone over the age of 50 will be sent to live in 'Old Country.' Anyone who wishes to visit people living there can, of course.
Old people are not allowed to drive.
People must get a permit to have a child. To get the permit, the potential parents must take a test and have their IQ determined..
Retards will be sent to live on the other side of the moon...

And THAT class is what would happen if Kanadia rules the world.....

no beer

Trigear · 30th December 2002, 16:35

Quote:

Originally posted by White_Raven
[SIZE=1]Anything else?

you might as well move to neverneverland :P

Anacific · 30th December 2002, 16:40

"Old-school fascism is on the rise."

AjStone · 30th December 2002, 16:55

Quote:

Originally posted by White_Raven
I would be leader. (Duh)

Yeah, and I would be the idiot Redneck that would open up a can of whoop-ass on you.

[redneck talk]Yo' ass is grass and I'm tha lawnmower![/redneck talk]

psychoticguyver · 30th December 2002, 16:59

Quote:

Originally posted by triGEAR
you might as well move to neverneverland :P

Its called loonieland

you missed off killing the french and abortions being illegal

White Raven · 1st January 2003, 02:55

Hey guys, it was meant for laughs...
Oh and did I mention rednecks and hillbillies, since they're so inbred, would be sent off to reproduce with the twinks if they wanted to?

Some1 · 1st January 2003, 03:43

rather than write my own, I'll just modify yours:

IN MY IDEAL WORLD:

I would be leader, living on my private island in the pacific, with good waves, and policies would be managed over the Internet for the sake of speed and convenience. For the most part, people would be free to govern their own comunities, though certain broad policies would be enforced:

Any child who was found to be a poseur/preppy/prep/fakely popular people or a jock or a teenybopper would be sent to live on the Poseur Colony on the moon. I will not have these people breathing my air.
Anyone who is found listening to or making techno, trance, house, rave, dance, gangsta rap, or pop music will be executed humanely, and have their bodies used as a supplemental source of electrical energy. I will not stand to have to deal with these people, or their lame music.

Anyone living anywhere MUST have a reasonable grasp of the English language, or at least some language with a phoentic alphabet. Symbolic languages/"alphabets" (like kanji, and most asian languages, or any phoenetic system with an alphabet of more than 40 characters) will not be tolerated, due to their inherent inefficiency and differences from phoenetic languages, which make them difficult to learn. Anybody found trying to cling to such an inefficient and illogical language shall suffer the same fate as the ravers.

Anyone over the age of 50 will be sent to live in 'Old Country.' Since that is what old people refer to as being where they came from, I found this a suitable name. Anyone who wishes to visit people living there can, of course. Old people are not allowed to drive. Speed limits will be abolished, as will most laws with regards to sex, drugs, and public conduct. Anybody who disagrees with any of this on the grounds of safety and/or moral outrage is free to live in retro land, where they will be subject to all sorts of bullshit laws and regulations, so that they can feel "safe." There will be no commercials, except on designated "commercial only" channels, whose sole purpose it is to keep people informed of new product releases and such (and especially movie releases).

A 1 child per person rule shall be strictly enforced (so each couple gets 2). However, if a child is sent to the moon colony for being a lamer, or killed for being a raver, the parent(s) are credited with an extra child, to make sure that the population maintains itself. If the parents have become too old to have another child, their credit goes to an individual/couple of their choice. Sunshiney-happy people who insist on trying to make everybody else happy will be given a serious beatdown and a one week period to stop being so intolerant and disaffirming of other people's emotional states and if they fail to do so they will be sent to live on the moon, as the poseurs' slaves.

Racist speech, ideas, and expression will be allowed, as it is protected as free speech (similarly, TV will not be censored at all. Parents who have an issue with this are welcome to not buy a TV), violent actions against others, be they motivated by racism or not, will not be tolerated however.

Any art, literature, music, or anything you want to say, you have the right to say. No fucking politicians allowed. Fucking cretans, always fucking everything up. Children will be allowed to swear, drink, do drugs, and have sex if they want. It's up to their parents to decide what they can and can't do, not the gov't. NO PARENT or teacher shall ever lie to their children about the 'birds and the bees.' No, stork did not bring you, no we did not find you in the cabbage patch. The truth. The whole political system will be revised and made much more efficient. (Even though I am the monarch, I only impose and modify broad parameters such as those listed above. The people in each locality are free to govern themselves their own way, provided that they stay within the bounds of my parameters. Additionally, the Internet shall be used to create a true directly democratic forum by which people can propose and vote on revision to or complete reworks of the broad parameters that I lay out, although I retain ultimate veto power over the direct democracy.)

Evangelical religions and philosophies shall not be tolerated, and members of such will each be given their own seperate little colony on the moon, isolated from any other colony, where they can go around converting people who already belong to their religion to their heart's content. In the event of any major religiously motivated conflicts, all members of BOTH religions involved shall be sent to a special gladiatorial colony, where they must fight (with no weapons more advanced than swords and other such things) until one side is completely eliminated (surrender is not allowed). If they refuse to fight, then both sides shall be executed.

AjStone · 1st January 2003, 03:50

. . .

Sig Hiel!
j/k

dlinkwit27 · 1st January 2003, 03:51

In my ideal world.....I woudl be able to fly, I could read minds, I could shapeshift, and I could do whatever I want, and everything would go my way, and everyone woudl speak ENGLISH! Oh yea, world peace, no hunger, all that stuff too!

hestermofet · 1st January 2003, 04:18

Quote:

Originally posted by White_Raven and Some1
stuff

So much hate.

Some1 · 1st January 2003, 04:21

no, more like annoyance

1st January 2003, 04:29

I would ask one thing of all? THere is this shiny thing called a mirrow? that is what we all are first what you see in that mirrow?

the pointis then to try and build the person we wish to be with beliefs,morals etc and to do so without violence in word,thought or deed to others.
To live freely and try to understand eachother,help in times of need and in times of not...to simply be what we are....but not to harm others with what we are...

don't Know if that makes much sense but it is how I feel....sadly I to make mistakes but I do try my best to live by those values I speak of..I just wish others could

dlinkwit27 · 1st January 2003, 04:55

Also, i would be able to turn invisable.

30th December 2002, 04:39	#1
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,152	In An Ideal World... ***NOTE: This is only meant for laughs, and I don't really mean to offend anyone at all! IN MY IDEAL WORLD: I would be leader. (Duh) Any child who was found to be a twink/preppy/prep/fakely popular people or a jock would be sent to live on the Twink Colony on the moon. I will not have these people breathing my air. Anyone who is found to be stupid will be shot and executed, and have their bodies burned. I will not stand to have to deal with these people, or have them breathing my valuable air either... I hate stupid people. Anyone living in my country for a period longer than 2 years MUST have a reasonable grasp of the English language. Please note that whenever I go to a foreign country with a different language, I make every effort possible to learn some of the language. Anyone over the age of 50 will be sent to live in 'Old Country.' Since that is what old people refer to as being where they came from, I found this a suitable name. Anyone who wishes to visit people living there can, of course. Old people are not allowed to drive. There will be no Liberty commercials. There will be no 'Big big big big big big big' commercials. (The lottery one...) There will be no Doctor Ho infomercials. Commercial breaks consisting of three 30 second commercials every two hours. Not every five minutes that run on forever. People must get a permit to have a child. To get the permit, the potential parents must take a test and have their IQ determined. No stupid or bratty children allowed. Bratty/rude children found to be in existence will be given a two week period to change their whole lives around and be nice or they will be exterminated. I will not have bratty/rude children breathing my air and permeating my world with their bratty/rude scum. Racism will not be tolerated. Retards will be sent to live on the other side of the moon with their given caretakers. (The colony on the other side of the Twink one, remember?) Sorry, but no. Any art, literature, music, or anything you want to say, you have the right to say. No fucking old politicians allowed. Fucking cretans, always fucking everything up. Children will be allowed to swear. NO PARENT shall ever lie to their children about the 'birds and the bees.' No, stork did not bring you, no we did not find you in the cabbage patch. The truth. The whole political system will be revised and made much more efficient. (Even though I am the monarch... I will have a council...) Anything else? just as feathery as ever

30th December 2002, 16:40	#4
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1st January 2003, 02:55	#7
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,152	Hey guys, it was meant for laughs... Oh and did I mention rednecks and hillbillies, since they're so inbred, would be sent off to reproduce with the twinks if they wanted to? just as feathery as ever

1st January 2003, 03:43	#8
Some1 Forum King Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 14th Street Posts: (-1)^ï¿½ Posts: 2,236	rather than write my own, I'll just modify yours: IN MY IDEAL WORLD: I would be leader, living on my private island in the pacific, with good waves, and policies would be managed over the Internet for the sake of speed and convenience. For the most part, people would be free to govern their own comunities, though certain broad policies would be enforced: Any child who was found to be a poseur/preppy/prep/fakely popular people or a jock or a teenybopper would be sent to live on the Poseur Colony on the moon. I will not have these people breathing my air. Anyone who is found listening to or making techno, trance, house, rave, dance, gangsta rap, or pop music will be executed humanely, and have their bodies used as a supplemental source of electrical energy. I will not stand to have to deal with these people, or their lame music. Anyone living anywhere MUST have a reasonable grasp of the English language, or at least some language with a phoentic alphabet. Symbolic languages/"alphabets" (like kanji, and most asian languages, or any phoenetic system with an alphabet of more than 40 characters) will not be tolerated, due to their inherent inefficiency and differences from phoenetic languages, which make them difficult to learn. Anybody found trying to cling to such an inefficient and illogical language shall suffer the same fate as the ravers. Anyone over the age of 50 will be sent to live in 'Old Country.' Since that is what old people refer to as being where they came from, I found this a suitable name. Anyone who wishes to visit people living there can, of course. Old people are not allowed to drive. Speed limits will be abolished, as will most laws with regards to sex, drugs, and public conduct. Anybody who disagrees with any of this on the grounds of safety and/or moral outrage is free to live in retro land, where they will be subject to all sorts of bullshit laws and regulations, so that they can feel "safe." There will be no commercials, except on designated "commercial only" channels, whose sole purpose it is to keep people informed of new product releases and such (and especially movie releases). A 1 child per person rule shall be strictly enforced (so each couple gets 2). However, if a child is sent to the moon colony for being a lamer, or killed for being a raver, the parent(s) are credited with an extra child, to make sure that the population maintains itself. If the parents have become too old to have another child, their credit goes to an individual/couple of their choice. Sunshiney-happy people who insist on trying to make everybody else happy will be given a serious beatdown and a one week period to stop being so intolerant and disaffirming of other people's emotional states and if they fail to do so they will be sent to live on the moon, as the poseurs' slaves. Racist speech, ideas, and expression will be allowed, as it is protected as free speech (similarly, TV will not be censored at all. Parents who have an issue with this are welcome to not buy a TV), violent actions against others, be they motivated by racism or not, will not be tolerated however. Any art, literature, music, or anything you want to say, you have the right to say. No fucking politicians allowed. Fucking cretans, always fucking everything up. Children will be allowed to swear, drink, do drugs, and have sex if they want. It's up to their parents to decide what they can and can't do, not the gov't. NO PARENT or teacher shall ever lie to their children about the 'birds and the bees.' No, stork did not bring you, no we did not find you in the cabbage patch. The truth. The whole political system will be revised and made much more efficient. (Even though I am the monarch, I only impose and modify broad parameters such as those listed above. The people in each locality are free to govern themselves their own way, provided that they stay within the bounds of my parameters. Additionally, the Internet shall be used to create a true directly democratic forum by which people can propose and vote on revision to or complete reworks of the broad parameters that I lay out, although I retain ultimate veto power over the direct democracy.) Evangelical religions and philosophies shall not be tolerated, and members of such will each be given their own seperate little colony on the moon, isolated from any other colony, where they can go around converting people who already belong to their religion to their heart's content. In the event of any major religiously motivated conflicts, all members of BOTH religions involved shall be sent to a special gladiatorial colony, where they must fight (with no weapons more advanced than swords and other such things) until one side is completely eliminated (surrender is not allowed). If they refuse to fight, then both sides shall be executed. some1 grew up, published a book about being young and stupid, got married, and moved to Australia.

1st January 2003, 03:50	#9
AjStone Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Texas, USA Posts: 993	. . . Sig Hiel! j/k Curli.us - AjStone.org Reborn

1st January 2003, 03:51	#10
dlinkwit27 has no CT (Forum King) Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13,232	In my ideal world.....I woudl be able to fly, I could read minds, I could shapeshift, and I could do whatever I want, and everything would go my way, and everyone woudl speak ENGLISH! Oh yea, world peace, no hunger, all that stuff too! ::Deviant Me::Last.fm::WhatPulse Stats::Folding @ Home

1st January 2003, 04:21	#12
Some1 Forum King Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 14th Street Posts: (-1)^ï¿½ Posts: 2,236	no, more like annoyance some1 grew up, published a book about being young and stupid, got married, and moved to Australia.

1st January 2003, 04:29	#13
smeggle Guest Posts: n/a	I would ask one thing of all? THere is this shiny thing called a mirrow? that is what we all are first what you see in that mirrow? the pointis then to try and build the person we wish to be with beliefs,morals etc and to do so without violence in word,thought or deed to others. To live freely and try to understand eachother,help in times of need and in times of not...to simply be what we are....but not to harm others with what we are... don't Know if that makes much sense but it is how I feel....sadly I to make mistakes but I do try my best to live by those values I speak of..I just wish others could

1st January 2003, 04:55	#14
dlinkwit27 has no CT (Forum King) Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13,232	Also, i would be able to turn invisable. ::Deviant Me::Last.fm::WhatPulse Stats::Folding @ Home

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