St. Patrick

The Holy One · 6th January 2003, 13:31

Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a faggot, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!"

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!" The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

duet maxwell · 6th January 2003, 14:37

nice .. lol

hestermofet · 6th January 2003, 16:53

That was a brilliant stroke of genius

Bilbo Baggins · 6th January 2003, 21:18

That went down well in the Irish half of this household.

6th January 2003, 13:31	#1
The Holy One Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Netherlands Posts: 141	St. Patrick Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a faggot, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!" "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!" The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!" "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

6th January 2003, 14:37	#2
duet maxwell Major Dudette Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Boredom Ville Posts: 1,039	Re: St. Patrick nice .. lol <3

6th January 2003, 16:53	#3
hestermofet Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,763	That was a brilliant stroke of genius For the freedom to express myself in my own way without fear of being censored or banned.

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6th January 2003, 21:18	#4
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,231	That went down well in the Irish half of this household.