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a test!
take the colorgenics test and see what your favorite colors say about you!
"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones |
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This is a test. It is only a test.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Had this been an actual emergency, you would have received instructions as to what to do and where to go. |
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Forum King
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: 14th Street Posts: (-1)^�
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EDIT: having taken it 5 times, submitting a different response each time, I've yet to find one result that didn't seem to apply to me in some way...perhaps it's just the "fortune cookie" effect. |
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i got the same as you though. |
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Forum King
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Yeah, I knew something was up when I entered my original reply in reverse order and it gave me a result that fit better than the original...in theory the result should have been the complete opposite of the first, but instead it was mostly identical.
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The whole thing would have some semblence of scientific credibility, but that is completely blown by the links to astrological and psychological profiles. Total bunk.
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Capitalist Alumni
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Yes, it is people like Sheryl Crow who would pay 20 dollars for the "expanded reading"...
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Forum King
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Forum King
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland
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i did the second one randomly, and got something i couldn't relate to at all... maybe i'm just remarkably un-cynical...
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WOW so true!!!
You are seeking an affectionate relationship, offering fulfillment and happiness. You are capable of powerful emotional enthusiasm. Deep down, you are a kind loving person, always helpful and willing to adapt yourself if necessary to realize the bond of affection that you desire. But you need the same consideration and understanding from others and it is this need that will sometimes hold you back... so let go, trust and you may pleasantly surprised at what happens. You enjoy taking part in anything that may constitute fun and excitement. You need to be stimulated and need to feel that 'Life is worth living' and you are awaiting that stimulation and you don't particularly care where it comes from! Compromise is the name of the game at this time and it is the only way you can avoid being deprived of the love and affection you so rightly deserve -so soften up a little, be flexible. You are trying to prove yourself - not only to yourself but also to everyone around you. There is much that you would like to say and do but the situation warrants self-restraint and that is the last thing that you have on your mind. It would seem that you have an unsatisfied need to ally yourself with others whose standards are as high as your own. You want to be different - to stand out from the crowd. This is subjecting you to considerable stress but you tend to stick to your attitudes despite lack of appreciation. Of course, you are finding the situation uncomfortable and would like nothing better but to break away from it but you don't like the idea of compromise. Your main problem is that you are unable to resolve the situation because you continually postpone making the necessary decisions. You feel that if you make the wrong choice this would lead to such opposition that you would not be able to command the esteem of others. It is essential that those around you are prepared to comply with your wishes. You would like to be respected and valued for yourself and this can only be achieved from within a close and harmonious relationship. Since in the recent past all of your hopes and aspirations have been denied you, you are now convinced that the future will hold nothing but anxiety so therefore 'why bother?' You would love to get away from it all, to escape from the trials and tribulations of this mundane existence and fall into a peaceful and harmonious relationship, which will protect you from the lack of appreciation and give you the chance to start afresh. |
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Hobbit Humper
Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002
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WHAT THE.....
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Forum King
Join Date: Apr 2000
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EDIT: and what is this about allying oneself with people whose "standards are as high as your own"? Both mine and bluetape's have it...wtf does it even mean??? |
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Forum King
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland
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that's brilliant"you do not enjoy doing things that you do not take pleasure in the partaking of" |
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Capitalist Alumni
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Your Existing Situation
Not only considers his demands minimal, but also regards them as imperative. Sticks to them stubbornly and will concede nothing. Your Stress Sources Eager to make a good impression, but worried and doubtful about the likelihood of succeeding. Feels that he has a right to anything he might hope for, and becomes helpless and distressed when circumstances go against him. Finds the mere possibility of failure most upsetting and this can even lead to nervous prostration. Sees himself as a 'victim' who has been misled and abused, mistakes this dramatization for reality and tries to convince himself that his failure to achieve standing and recognition is the fault of others. Your Restrained Characteristics Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity but is inclined to be emotionally withdrawn, which prevents him from becoming deeply involved. Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense. Sensitive and sentimental, but conceals this from all except those very close to him. Your Desired Objective Unwilling to participate and wishes to avoid all forms of stimulation. Has had to put up with too much of a tiring or exhausting nature and now desires protection and noninvolvement Your Actual Problem Disappointment at the non-fulfillment of his hopes and the fear that to formulate fresh goals will only lead to further setbacks have resulted in considerable anxiety. He tries to escape from this by withdrawing and protecting himself with an attitude of cautious reserve. Moody and depressed. Your Actual Problem #2 Depleted vitality has created an intolerance for any further stimulation, or demands on his resources. A feeling of powerlessness subjects him to agitation, irritation, and acute distress from which he tries to escape by refusing further direct participation. He confines himself to a cautious approach and a concealed determination to get his own way in the end. ---------- That's pretty much it right there...
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Hobbit Humper
Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002
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jeez and I thought I was the only one with a messed up result.
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Forum King
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland
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the result that i got that i thought was quite good:
Your Existing Situation Active, but feels that insufficient progress or reward is being made for the effort exerted Your Stress Sources Wishes to be independent, unhampered, and free from any limitation or restriction, other than those which he imposes of himself or by his own choice and decision. Your Restrained Characteristics Has high emotional demands and is willing to involve himself in a close relationship, but not with any great depth of feeling.Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense. Sensitive and sentimental, but conceals this from all except those very close to him. Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity.* Your Desired Objective Alert and keenly observant. Is seeking fresh avenues offering greater freedom and the chance to make the most of them. Wants to prove himself and to achieve recognition. Striving to bridge the gap which he feels separates him from others. Your Actual Problem Feels restricted and prevented from progressing; seeking a solution which will remove these limitations. *everyone gets this |
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Wow, this is mostly true for me
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Goober
(Major Dudette) Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New Mexico, baby :)
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Mine was right on too, but I'm beginning to think it is just the fortune teller thing. With all things, preference can indicate certain personality traits, but since it's lumped so much, I'm not sure if it has actual merit. They probably just wrote crap like that and used the preference theory, but made sure that they slipped stuff in that could hit everybody. Mine said I needed to feel cared for. Again, what person doesn't like to be cared for, especially a girl? It was still fun to take though. And mine did seem to fit impecibly well. You never know. ![]() Lots of love, Mea A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then chip away anything that doesn't look like an elephant. |
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Major Dude
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Earth
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this did not work for me. It said that I was stressed out and I am as calm as a sleeping deer in the morning dew.
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Forum King
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Mobil Ave.
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"Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too. |
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