Would you buy this plane ticket?

Xerxes · 21st January 2003, 04:34

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...nude_flight_dc

Talk about your mile high clubs...

Some1 · 21st January 2003, 04:40

Nah...

Quote:

But those thinking about engaging in monkey business on the trip are warned: "Inappropriate behavior is not condoned for this nude flight."

I think I'll wait until after this bit of policy is repealed, then I'll take the trip.

liquidmotion · 21st January 2003, 05:06

what's the point of being naked if you can't have sex.

case closed.

fwgx · 21st January 2003, 07:45

It'd be a tad embarrasing if you were sat next to a really hot chick and got a boner

.

Some1 · 21st January 2003, 08:01

only if you weren't allowed to alleviate the situation by engaging in "inappropriate behavior" with the hot chick...which is precisely why that rule needs to go.

binary hero · 21st January 2003, 10:02

i was going to post this, it was on Graham norton last night.

james · 21st January 2003, 10:14

Yeah, who wants to be nekkid without the sex0r to go with it?

Xerxes · 21st January 2003, 10:42

I believe safety reasons exist. For example, what if, while a couple is "enmeshed", the plane jolts due to turbulence?

Furthermore, have any of you RIDDEN in a plane? I, a normal sized person, barely fit in a seat. Sex on a plane would be the most uncomfortable thing ever.

james · 21st January 2003, 10:47

That's true. At 6'2" (that's HEIGHT kthx) I don't fit well. Guess you could fold up the armrests and go at it across the seats though... and the turbulence would just make it more fun

binary hero · 21st January 2003, 12:24

Quote:

Originally posted by Xerxes
I believe safety reasons exist. For example, what if, while a couple is "enmeshed", the plane jolts due to turbulence?

Furthermore, have any of you RIDDEN in a plane? I, a normal sized person, barely fit in a seat. Sex on a plane would be the most uncomfortable thing ever.

meh, business class...pity i am frequently ill, that could pose a whole new set of problems.

Some1 · 21st January 2003, 12:35

Quote:

Furthermore, have any of you RIDDEN in a plane?

Yes, more times than I care to remember...long fucking flights too. I guess I have to agree with you with respect to the comfort thing, but I doubt that would stop me from trying at least once...

binary hero · 21st January 2003, 12:44

Quote:

Originally posted by Some1
Yes, more times than I care to remember...long fucking flights too. I guess I have to agree with you with respect to the comfort thing, but I doubt that would stop me from trying at least once...

LOOK EVERYBODY! A NUDIST ANARCHIST!
(no, not xerxes, he's a nudist communist...there is actually a difference)

Some1 · 21st January 2003, 12:55

nudist? I think "nympho" is more accurate...

binary hero · 21st January 2003, 13:38

bah, they are all the same...heathen. NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!

fwgx · 21st January 2003, 13:45

I'm a believer in try before you buy

.

Some1 · 21st January 2003, 13:48

Quote:

bah, they are all the same...heathen. NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!

Not really...but it seems that the dictionary.com people have made "nympho" valid in reference to females only...I wonder what the male equivalent is, or are males just considered to be "nymphos" by default?

binary hero · 21st January 2003, 14:04

Quote:

Originally posted by Phily Baby
I'm a believer in try before you buy .

[insert bible quote used in Pulp Fiction that binary hero can't remember]

J. Burnaway · 21st January 2003, 14:59

Nude is the last thing I'd want to be on an airplane - think of how many amazingly fat people you sit next to on flights...you want that mountain of flesh next to you, unconstrained?

And the seatbelts are horribly uncomfortable...too much friction too close to important moving parts for me!

Avalon · 21st January 2003, 15:28

I'm reminded of the nude communities. It sounds nice at first but once you actually get there you realize there's a reason why porn is better... and cheaper.

Bilbo Baggins · 21st January 2003, 15:42

i like the idea.

Mr. Brownstone · 21st January 2003, 16:28

hehehehehehe

I'm surprised you can go this far without getting in trouble

the rules said u cant post porn thogh.

henry3k56 · 22nd January 2003, 02:30

hmm. If you would like to donate money to the "henry3k56 plane ticket on a chartered flight to Cancun on May 3rd Foundation", please do.

I'll videotape it for you guys! Getting steamy in the cabin!

The Pilot has now turned off the shirt light..you may now take your clothing off, except for the photographer.

White Raven · 22nd January 2003, 02:44

Wow I hate being naked. (Well, there are certain exceptions, as always.) I have been on some VERY long flights, next to alcoholic old men with large noses, old saggy women, fat men and women, and once once I sat next to a very cute British boy. Once. (Heheh I'm still in contact with him, actually...)
Can you imagine being on a flight to England/Norway (The farthest I've been thus far) next to a mammothly lipid-challenged individual stuffing their face with pretzels and having all their sweaty rolls of pustulous fat slumping and folding into your chair? The damned excuses for seats are too small and damned well scratchy, too. It's either be pressed up either against the window by the hideously jiggling masses of lipid cells or be squeezed out of your seat and into the isle.

For eight to eleven hours, depending on tailwind.
Now imagine all that, all that hideous torture in the nude, and you'll get my point loud and clear.

Nude-Air is a stupid idea. Period.

I'll save my bodacious bod for whoever gets to get laid with me. Not for some perverted stranger to stare at in cramped quarters on a plane, thanks.

Avalon · 22nd January 2003, 02:50

Quote:

Originally posted by henry3k56
hmm. If you would like to donate money to the "henry3k56 plane ticket on a chartered flight to Cancun on May 3rd Foundation", please do.

I'll videotape it for you guys! Getting steamy in the cabin!
The Pilot has now turned off the shirt light..you may now take your clothing off, except for the photographer.

How about half a cent

henry3k56 · 22nd January 2003, 02:58

Whoo hoo! I'll have to have a film documentary on the half-cent preceding that. That cent probably might be worth 1 million dollars!!! Thanks Avalon!

/me sells to Xerxes..you like rustic antiquities.

21st January 2003, 04:34	#1
Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,687	Would you buy this plane ticket? http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...nude_flight_dc Talk about your mile high clubs...

21st January 2003, 05:06	#3
liquidmotion Smokes Two Joints Beta Team Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: SFBA Posts: 3,680	what's the point of being naked if you can't have sex. case closed. For a good time: shup \| stashbox \| my homepage

21st January 2003, 07:45	#4
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,315	It'd be a tad embarrasing if you were sat next to a really hot chick and got a boner . .: fwgx.co.uk.:.My art:. "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

21st January 2003, 08:01	#5
Some1 Forum King Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 14th Street Posts: (-1)^ï¿½ Posts: 2,236	only if you weren't allowed to alleviate the situation by engaging in "inappropriate behavior" with the hot chick...which is precisely why that rule needs to go. some1 grew up, published a book about being young and stupid, got married, and moved to Australia.

21st January 2003, 10:14	#7
james Forum PFY (Major Dude) Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WR3 or NG7 Posts: 6.2+3i Posts: 1,700	Yeah, who wants to be nekkid without the sex0r to go with it? He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts: for support, not illumination.

21st January 2003, 10:02	#6
binary hero Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 7,004	i was going to post this, it was on Graham norton last night.

21st January 2003, 10:42	#8
Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,687	I believe safety reasons exist. For example, what if, while a couple is "enmeshed", the plane jolts due to turbulence? Furthermore, have any of you RIDDEN in a plane? I, a normal sized person, barely fit in a seat. Sex on a plane would be the most uncomfortable thing ever.

21st January 2003, 10:47	#9
james Forum PFY (Major Dude) Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WR3 or NG7 Posts: 6.2+3i Posts: 1,700	That's true. At 6'2" (that's HEIGHT kthx) I don't fit well. Guess you could fold up the armrests and go at it across the seats though... and the turbulence would just make it more fun He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts: for support, not illumination.

21st January 2003, 12:55	#13
Some1 Forum King Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 14th Street Posts: (-1)^ï¿½ Posts: 2,236	nudist? I think "nympho" is more accurate... some1 grew up, published a book about being young and stupid, got married, and moved to Australia.

21st January 2003, 13:38	#14
binary hero Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 7,004	bah, they are all the same...heathen. NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!

21st January 2003, 13:45	#15
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,315	I'm a believer in try before you buy . .: fwgx.co.uk.:.My art:. "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

21st January 2003, 14:59	#18
J. Burnaway Forum King Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 2,537	Nude is the last thing I'd want to be on an airplane - think of how many amazingly fat people you sit next to on flights...you want that mountain of flesh next to you, unconstrained? And the seatbelts are horribly uncomfortable...too much friction too close to important moving parts for me!

21st January 2003, 15:28	#19
Avalon Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 1,123	I'm reminded of the nude communities. It sounds nice at first but once you actually get there you realize there's a reason why porn is better... and cheaper. Nexeus Fatale \| Apex-High

21st January 2003, 15:42	#20
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,231	i like the idea.

21st January 2003, 16:28	#21
Mr. Brownstone Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Your Hit List Posts: 47	hehehehehehe I'm surprised you can go this far without getting in trouble the rules said u cant post porn thogh.

22nd January 2003, 02:30	#22
henry3k56 Forum King Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The Internet Posts: 3 Trillion Posts: 4,241	hmm. If you would like to donate money to the "henry3k56 plane ticket on a chartered flight to Cancun on May 3rd Foundation", please do. I'll videotape it for you guys! Getting steamy in the cabin! The Pilot has now turned off the shirt light..you may now take your clothing off, except for the photographer. henry3k56 \| Summer is here. My Flickr Page & Frontierra \| Posting Since September 2001.

22nd January 2003, 02:44	#23
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,152	Wow I hate being naked. (Well, there are certain exceptions, as always.) I have been on some VERY long flights, next to alcoholic old men with large noses, old saggy women, fat men and women, and once once I sat next to a very cute British boy. Once. (Heheh I'm still in contact with him, actually...) Can you imagine being on a flight to England/Norway (The farthest I've been thus far) next to a mammothly lipid-challenged individual stuffing their face with pretzels and having all their sweaty rolls of pustulous fat slumping and folding into your chair? The damned excuses for seats are too small and damned well scratchy, too. It's either be pressed up either against the window by the hideously jiggling masses of lipid cells or be squeezed out of your seat and into the isle. For eight to eleven hours, depending on tailwind. Now imagine all that, all that hideous torture in the nude, and you'll get my point loud and clear. Nude-Air is a stupid idea. Period. I'll save my bodacious bod for whoever gets to get laid with me. Not for some perverted stranger to stare at in cramped quarters on a plane, thanks. just as feathery as ever

22nd January 2003, 02:58	#25
henry3k56 Forum King Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The Internet Posts: 3 Trillion Posts: 4,241	Whoo hoo! I'll have to have a film documentary on the half-cent preceding that. That cent probably might be worth 1 million dollars!!! Thanks Avalon! /me sells to Xerxes..you like rustic antiquities. henry3k56 \| Summer is here. My Flickr Page & Frontierra \| Posting Since September 2001.

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