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mcdonald's in hotwater again...
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(Major Dudette) Join Date: Jul 2002
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Or how stupid some people can get? My goodness. Maybe I should have sued the cafeteria when I ate tacos and it popped the brackets off my braces when I had them? I'd be rich!
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has a crush on Bilbo
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I chapped my front tooth when I drank out of a Malibu bottle...I want some money too
(It's not my fault, I was drinking under the influence...)Mia
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HAHA. how dumb. Dumber then the guy who mistook salomi for a gun.
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I ate a TacoBell and got the "RUNS"I think I diserved some constapation...um..I mean compinsation
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I ran into a parked car.
I'm now suing the car. |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: State Hospital;They have me in this straightjacket & I have one hell of an itch...could you?..
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I'm suing my Mom for havin me!!
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(Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2001
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Maybe I should sue the microwave pizza maker when their pizza burns the roof of my mouth. If only things worked that way.
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i'm going to sue mcdonalds because my grandmother spilled their coffee all over herself and got burned in the process!
(oh wait, that's been done...) |
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I contribute nothing.
(Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003
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LOL....if they got a divorce because he lost teeth, I highly doubt it was a good and stable marriage to begin with. Morons...I should really sue paper mate for making a object I could accidentaly stabbed myself with, or paper companys when I get a paper cut...some people are just d0rks'.....*no pun intended...ok maybe it was*
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Remember the fat people that were gonna sue mcdonalds because they said it was Mcdonald's fault that they were fat? That has to be one of the most retarded lawsuits ever.
Also, what is beyond me here is how damaged teeth can effect a marriage, unless they protrude so far he stabs her with them when they try to kiss... I have no life |
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not fucked, not quite.
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Bah d0rk
I like that new quote in yer sig..
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I wonder why I didn't think of this "get rich quick" scheme years before they did this stuff? I would've already had my dream car by now, and then some...
A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though... |
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Major Dude
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Im Suing your mom also, for having you!! what a coincidence. Lol!!! This is meant to be a joke and not to be harmful in any way. Capitan3 |
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Major Dudette
Join Date: Oct 2002
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if was teh judge i would laugh at these people and
give them a fine they would have to pay for double whatever they are sewing for, for wasting my time and that of teh people working in teh court room then proceed to rip apart their layers degree etc ![]() ok i wouldn't be that harsh but COME ON...
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"Stupid" lawsuits will always happen, no matter how many warning messages there are.
There was one guy who, after buying a new RV with cruise control, was driving down the highway. Getting thirsty and tired, he wanted some coffee, but since the rest of his family was sleeping, he decided to turn on the cruise control and get up and make some for himself. Needless to say, the RV crashed. He then proceeded to sue the company that manufactured the RV because they didn't explicitly mention that he should not get up while driving the RV. He won. |
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Yeah, I am pretty sure it happened in the US too. Try and figure that one out. I am constantly surrounded by idiots. Its really kinda depressing.
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So I might win against my mom?
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In my home town, there was an old couple who tried to sue the local McDonald's for finding brown glass in their fries. Claiming that the heat lamp must have shattered over their fries and no one tried to clean it up. The case was laughed out of court when the judge was shown that the heat lamps used were made of clear glass.
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They probably brought it in and claimed that it came from the heat lamps, but when they actually got it from their house. Many people have tryed to stage something to get money. I know someone who tried to break his leg on a trampoline because the warning label didn't say to not jump from an elevated platform(his house) onto the trampoline. Fortunately, he didn't break his leg, just made himself look like an idiot.
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Major Dude
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Since when did McD's sell bagels?
A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though... |
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They've had mc-bagels for a while. They aren't that great, and I'm not sure if they carry them at all mcdonalds or not.
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Yeah, there are many more stupid cases like the RV one. Just run a google search and I'm sure you are bound to find many.
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I was at a Mc Donald's...during the time the shuttle burned up in the Earth's Atmosphere. And I was eating a Sausage Biscuit Sandwich.
Also the thing, bagels are hard. DUH! Instead why not fix the teeth, and bite into an Einstein's Bagel..same damn thing. People can't be dumb, or at least he should brush his teeth if they fell out while eating food. Damn fool..get braces or dentures. Also whats with a marriage in a Mc Donalds? Cheap as heck people.
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