if you miss the sarcasm, i'm gonna maul you with a fucking baseball bat.
i would ban xerxes for his rampant promotion of capitalism, and encouragement of iraq's disarmament. i would then give phily baby the vacant mod spot to encourage peace and a general hieghtening of warm, fuzzy feelings. with this mod spot, tho, would also come the responsibility to send saddam hussein a friendly email asking him to pretty, pretty please not use chemical weapons on us. unless they smell like flowers.
missyob made me post this.