"In my pants!"

Shenlong · 18th February 2003, 17:39

Ever notice that it's funny to say "In my pants" after almost any commercial slogan out there? You know, like this...

"Like a rock" in my pants
"You've got questions, we've got answers" in my pants
"Grab life by the horns" in my pants

aie93 · 18th February 2003, 17:43

lol - i wonder if it works on inet banners:

"Get a Quote" in my pants

lol - it works

[edit]
My friend just came up wit sum gr8 ones:
every little helps in my pants
intel inside my pants
The futures bright. The furures orange, in my pants
making life taste better in my pants
a mars a day helps you work rest and play in my pants

Keldrif · 18th February 2003, 17:48

another good one is after you read a fotune cookie say "in bed"
ie. there a many good things in your future - in bed
or for even more fun change candy slogans to condom slogans
Skittles condoms "taste the rainbow"
S****rs condoms "not going anywhere?"
M&M condoms "melt in your mouth on in your hand"
HA HA

Shenlong · 18th February 2003, 18:22

"Obey your thirst" in my pants
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar" in my pants (How painful...

)
"I love what you do for me" in my pants (From an old early-90's Toyota AD )
"There's only one" in my pants

CrazyDude · 18th February 2003, 20:01

"America's favorite condom" IN MY PANTS

Wow, you are right. this can be quite fun.

squell · 18th February 2003, 20:14

I just creamed in my pants.

Shenlong · 18th February 2003, 21:38

Who's slogan is that? o.O?

"They plump when you cook them" in my pants
"4 out of 5 dentists prefer it" in my pants

dollerspark · 18th February 2003, 21:41

"I've got a corkscrew...in my pants!"

Ok, sorry, just a little robot humor.

Shenlong · 19th February 2003, 00:33

"Unlike any other" in my pants
"Everyone's invited" in my pants
"Wider is better" in my pants

anubis2003 · 19th February 2003, 00:41

"Crack open a case..." in my pants
"Critics call it the best thing" in my pants
"I've lost me lucky charms" in my pants
"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids" in my pants
"How did they fit all that..." in my pants
"The only Super Doppler Radar is" in my pants

Magic_Midget · 19th February 2003, 05:32

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"....in my pants

"This day will live in infamy"...in my pants

"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it"...in my pants

anubis2003 · 19th February 2003, 05:37

Hey, you stole my sig! Well 2 can play at that game.

"He's about to hit a chestnut..." in my pants.

Ouch.

Magic_Midget · 19th February 2003, 05:40

"2 dolla sucky sucky"..in my pants

"Aye Carumba"..in my pants...

Trigear · 19th February 2003, 06:52

Quote:

Originally posted by Shenlong
"I love what you do for me"

OMG!!!! memories!

mark · 19th February 2003, 18:03

just do it in my pants

binary hero · 19th February 2003, 18:15

"Dude, you're getting a Dell"...in my pants

Jedi Gemstone · 19th February 2003, 18:40

"you are beautiful" in my pants
"msn-more usefull everyday" in my pants
"do it in huggies" in my pants

Shenlong · 19th February 2003, 21:29

"Get the feeling" in my pants
"No boundries" in my pants
"Take control" in my pants
"It just feels right" in my pants
"The rentless pursuit of perfection" in my pants

ryan · 19th February 2003, 21:44

"Larger than life"..in my pants
"Taste the rainbow" ... in my pants
"Good to the last drop"..in my pants
"Feed the need".. in my pants
"Feel the love".. in my pants
"Once you pop, you just cant stop" .. in my pants.
"You cant just eat one".. in my pants.

Picaune · 19th February 2003, 21:52

Ideas for life... in my pants
Where do you want to go today? In my pants.
Dolphin. It's what's for dinner. In my pants. (www.project-orca.com)
Creating Communities... in my pants (www.phpbb.com)
The company you keep... in my pants
It really kicks the llama's ass... in my pants

insomniac · 19th February 2003, 22:23

"We are about to embark on the Great Crusade"...in my pants.

ryan · 19th February 2003, 22:26

"CHARGE!!!" in my pants..

dlinkwit27 · 19th February 2003, 23:07

lol (in my pants) i don';t get it?

MetallichicA · 20th February 2003, 01:24

Lol true story, the other day my coworker called her husband. She said "Hi, how's it going?", listened for a second, and then exclaimed, "In your pants!"

She swears she was telling him where his carkeys were

hehe

Picaune · 20th February 2003, 01:28

[size=0.5]let's just get this back on topic, shall we?[/size]
The joy of Cola ... in my pants.
[size=0.5]ok let's not...[/size]

Shenlong · 20th February 2003, 20:41

"For those who think young" in my pants
"Driver's wanted" in my pants

ryan · 20th February 2003, 20:50

"BOOM!" in my pants..

(John Madden quote)

Picaune · 20th February 2003, 20:57

"Kid Tested" in my pants "Mother Approved" in my pants too (Kix cereal)

dlinkwit27 · 20th February 2003, 22:53

ok now michale

eleet-2k2 · 21st February 2003, 00:07

"Trix are for..." in my pants.

"Outwit, outlast, outthink" in my pants!
"Catch the wave" in my pants!

anubis2003 · 21st February 2003, 00:10

"Easy breezy" in my pants.
"It's log, it's log. It's big; it's bad; it's" in my pants.

ryan · 21st February 2003, 00:13

"She lump shes lump shes lump shes".......in my pants

anubis2003 · 21st February 2003, 00:36

"Get the feeling" in my pants
"shake and bake" in my pants

MetallichicA · 21st February 2003, 01:10

"Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's" in my pants.

dlinkwit27 · 21st February 2003, 01:36

"the great taste that never fills you up and enver lets you down"...in my pants!

MetallichicA · 21st February 2003, 01:40

"Melts in your mouth, not" in my pants.

Well, it was done with the condom thing, but not in my pants

THAT sounded weird....

KelseyB · 21st February 2003, 03:00

omg,
Well, it was done with the condom thing, but not in my pants
see, that quote will live in infamy... or at least till i forget it

Shenlong · 21st February 2003, 20:37

"Hungry? Grab a Snickers" in my pants

ryan · 21st February 2003, 20:39

"it makes the world taste better"..in my pants

Shenlong · 21st February 2003, 21:52

"It's gotta be the hair" in my pants

ARG! Who's slogan is that? I'm trying to find out, but my Google searches aren't giving me the correct answers!

18th February 2003, 17:39	#1
Shenlong Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: About 38°N, 86°W Posts: 2,905	"In my pants!" Ever notice that it's funny to say "In my pants" after almost any commercial slogan out there? You know, like this... "Like a rock" in my pants "You've got questions, we've got answers" in my pants "Grab life by the horns" in my pants A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though...

18th February 2003, 18:22	#4
Shenlong Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: About 38°N, 86°W Posts: 2,905	"Obey your thirst" in my pants "Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar" in my pants (How painful... ) "I love what you do for me" in my pants (From an old early-90's Toyota AD ) "There's only one" in my pants A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though...

18th February 2003, 20:01	#5
CrazyDude Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A galaxy far far away Posts: 280	"America's favorite condom" IN MY PANTS Wow, you are right. this can be quite fun. I have no life

18th February 2003, 21:38	#7
Shenlong Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: About 38°N, 86°W Posts: 2,905	Who's slogan is that? o.O? "They plump when you cook them" in my pants "4 out of 5 dentists prefer it" in my pants A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though...

18th February 2003, 21:41	#8
dollerspark Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wh!te Tr@sh Hell (AZ) Posts: 708	"I've got a corkscrew...in my pants!" Ok, sorry, just a little robot humor. "We are fortunate: we are alive; we are powerful; the welfare of our civilization and our species is in our hands. If we do not speak for Earth, who will? If we are not committed to our own survival, who will be?" -Carl Sagan

18th February 2003, 17:43	#2
aie93 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Eng (i'd rather be in Australia) Posts: 280	lol - i wonder if it works on inet banners: "Get a Quote" in my pants lol - it works [edit] My friend just came up wit sum gr8 ones: every little helps in my pants intel inside my pants The futures bright. The furures orange, in my pants making life taste better in my pants a mars a day helps you work rest and play in my pants

18th February 2003, 17:48	#3
Keldrif Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 95	another good one is after you read a fotune cookie say "in bed" ie. there a many good things in your future - in bed or for even more fun change candy slogans to condom slogans Skittles condoms "taste the rainbow" S****rs condoms "not going anywhere?" M&M condoms "melt in your mouth on in your hand" HA HA

18th February 2003, 20:14	#6
squell Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island Closest To Heaven Posts: 713	I just creamed in my pants.

19th February 2003, 00:33	#9
Shenlong Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: About 38°N, 86°W Posts: 2,905	"Unlike any other" in my pants "Everyone's invited" in my pants "Wider is better" in my pants A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though...

19th February 2003, 00:41	#10
anubis2003 Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: middle of somewhere Posts: 5,564	"Crack open a case..." in my pants "Critics call it the best thing" in my pants "I've lost me lucky charms" in my pants "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids" in my pants "How did they fit all that..." in my pants "The only Super Doppler Radar is" in my pants [Over The Monkey] \| [My DeviantArt] \| [Se ti] \| [Atmo Digital Design Forums]

19th February 2003, 05:32	#11
Magic_Midget Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Back in TX finally Posts: 1,416	"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"....in my pants "This day will live in infamy"...in my pants "Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it"...in my pants Like Poetry and art? Visit my DeviantArt Site: www.lilithlairpoetry.deviantart.com

19th February 2003, 05:37	#12
anubis2003 Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: middle of somewhere Posts: 5,564	Hey, you stole my sig! Well 2 can play at that game. "He's about to hit a chestnut..." in my pants. Ouch. [Over The Monkey] \| [My DeviantArt] \| [Se ti] \| [Atmo Digital Design Forums]

19th February 2003, 05:40	#13
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19th February 2003, 18:03	#15
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	just do it in my pants

19th February 2003, 18:15	#16
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19th February 2003, 18:40	#17
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19th February 2003, 21:29	#18
Shenlong Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: About 38°N, 86°W Posts: 2,905	"Get the feeling" in my pants "No boundries" in my pants "Take control" in my pants "It just feels right" in my pants "The rentless pursuit of perfection" in my pants A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though...

19th February 2003, 21:44	#19
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tn Posts: 8,755	"Larger than life"..in my pants "Taste the rainbow" ... in my pants "Good to the last drop"..in my pants "Feed the need".. in my pants "Feel the love".. in my pants "Once you pop, you just cant stop" .. in my pants. "You cant just eat one".. in my pants.

19th February 2003, 21:52	#20
Picaune Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: A Yurt Posts: 474	Ideas for life... in my pants Where do you want to go today? In my pants. Dolphin. It's what's for dinner. In my pants. (www.project-orca.com) Creating Communities... in my pants (www.phpbb.com) The company you keep... in my pants It really kicks the llama's ass... in my pants

19th February 2003, 22:23	#21
insomniac Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 58,409,042 Posts: 1,614	"We are about to embark on the Great Crusade"...in my pants.

19th February 2003, 22:26	#22
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19th February 2003, 23:07	#23
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20th February 2003, 01:24	#24
MetallichicA Forum Queen Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,425	Lol true story, the other day my coworker called her husband. She said "Hi, how's it going?", listened for a second, and then exclaimed, "In your pants!" She swears she was telling him where his carkeys were hehe :: baby :: last.fm :: web ::

20th February 2003, 01:28	#25
Picaune Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: A Yurt Posts: 474	[size=0.5]let's just get this back on topic, shall we?[/size] The joy of Cola ... in my pants. [size=0.5]ok let's not...[/size]

20th February 2003, 20:41	#26
Shenlong Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: About 38°N, 86°W Posts: 2,905	"For those who think young" in my pants "Driver's wanted" in my pants A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though...

20th February 2003, 20:50	#27
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tn Posts: 8,755	"BOOM!" in my pants.. (John Madden quote)

20th February 2003, 20:57	#28
Picaune Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: A Yurt Posts: 474	"Kid Tested" in my pants "Mother Approved" in my pants too (Kix cereal)

20th February 2003, 22:53	#29
dlinkwit27 has no CT (Forum King) Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13,232	ok now michale ::Deviant Me::Last.fm::WhatPulse Stats::Folding @ Home

21st February 2003, 00:07	#30
eleet-2k2 Forum King Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Mobil Ave. Posts: 5,381	"Trix are for..." in my pants. "Outwit, outlast, outthink" in my pants! "Catch the wave" in my pants! "Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too.

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anubis2003 Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: middle of somewhere Posts: 5,564	"Easy breezy" in my pants. "It's log, it's log. It's big; it's bad; it's" in my pants. [Over The Monkey] \| [My DeviantArt] \| [Se ti] \| [Atmo Digital Design Forums]

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ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tn Posts: 8,755	"She lump shes lump shes lump shes".......in my pants

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21st February 2003, 01:40	#36
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