26 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do

Kinetik* · 25th May 2003, 21:36

I discovered this while browsing through The Greatest Page in The Universe.

http://maddox.xmission.net/26_things.html

It's worth a good read.

Maddox is grand =]

FrequencyJ · 25th May 2003, 21:37

All of Maddox's stuff is great, his most recent article on The Matrix:Reloaded is really good -- espically the picture of himself on his time machine.

Some of my other favourite articles of his are "How to beat your children" and the classic, "Why I'm better than your children"

/j.

GoldenSphynx · 25th May 2003, 22:55

Call me a bit of a romantic, but I would do all that stuff anyways. I'm not a bitch, but asses just don't get any.

[edit]Shit, no pun intended with that last sentence.

Raz · 26th May 2003, 00:16

http://forums.winamp.com/showthread....hreadid=131190

Kinetik* · 26th May 2003, 00:21

Damn you Raz -_-;

I suppose I need to start using the "Search" Feature, huh?

tiger84 · 26th May 2003, 05:36

Wow...the author of that site is intelligent...forget the sarcasm, I mean stupid.

27th May 2003, 05:41

Being a woman, I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!! That was pretty damn hilarious.

Raz · 27th May 2003, 07:03

It was the herpes one that did it for me

EnDurA · 27th May 2003, 08:33

seen it before, actully, a number of times

but still good

, i sent to my friend and she stopped talking to me for about a month

lemon_chicken · 27th May 2003, 16:06

some of the spam i get along similar lines is worse, damn i wish i hadnt deleted some of the worst ones, they just make me wanna laugh and cry, but mainly fart

Kinetik* · 27th May 2003, 20:37

Quote:

Originally posted by tiger84
Wow...the author of that site is intelligent...forget the sarcasm, I mean stupid.

The author of that site pwns you.

You = Pwned

Bob the Tomato · 27th May 2003, 21:01

The guy is from Utah. Do you think that has anything to do with it?

Raz · 27th May 2003, 21:11

On a lot of the pages theres a mention of about how shitty utah is "Americas anus" and the like.

oNaMiSsIo · 28th May 2003, 03:16

i think the reason he wont make fun of religion is because he'd catch shit for being a mormon (not saying id give him shit, but others might)

White Raven · 28th May 2003, 03:20

Quote:

Originally posted by ShyShy
Being a woman, I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!! That was pretty damn hilarious.

Me too! That site is pretty funny!

Raz · 28th May 2003, 04:59

One of the funniest pages is the one about signs

http://maddox.xmission.com/signs.html

25th May 2003, 21:36	#1
Kinetik* Forum Antagonist (Major Dude) Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Collective Rectum Posts: 1,153	26 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do I discovered this while browsing through The Greatest Page in The Universe. http://maddox.xmission.net/26_things.html It's worth a good read. Maddox is grand =] Procrastinators of the world unite!... Tomorrow!

26th May 2003, 00:21	#5
Kinetik* Forum Antagonist (Major Dude) Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Collective Rectum Posts: 1,153	Damn you Raz -_-; I suppose I need to start using the "Search" Feature, huh? Procrastinators of the world unite!... Tomorrow!

26th May 2003, 05:36	#6
tiger84 Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: 101010 Posts: 750	Wow...the author of that site is intelligent...forget the sarcasm, I mean stupid. If life calls and you're busy, let the answering machine pick-up. Just so you know, my previous avatar was NOT a swastika, nor did it have much similarity to one. Just thought I'd clear that up since I cannot use my own original art work.

27th May 2003, 16:06	#10
lemon_chicken Major Dude Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: the land of the collapsable clothesline Posts: 627	some of the spam i get along similar lines is worse, damn i wish i hadnt deleted some of the worst ones, they just make me wanna laugh and cry, but mainly fart \|arbitary focus\| it's never as flaccid as it is when plucked \| 01110011 01100101 01111000 \|

28th May 2003, 03:16	#14
oNaMiSsIo Major Dude Join Date: May 2003 Location: The box they keep me in Posts: 1,115	i think the reason he wont make fun of religion is because he'd catch shit for being a mormon (not saying id give him shit, but others might) My advice is to start drinking heavily. - John Belushi, Animal House

25th May 2003, 21:37	#2
FrequencyJ Junior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 6	All of Maddox's stuff is great, his most recent article on The Matrix:Reloaded is really good -- espically the picture of himself on his time machine. Some of my other favourite articles of his are "How to beat your children" and the classic, "Why I'm better than your children" /j.

25th May 2003, 22:55	#3
GoldenSphynx Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,738	Call me a bit of a romantic, but I would do all that stuff anyways. I'm not a bitch, but asses just don't get any. [edit]Shit, no pun intended with that last sentence.

26th May 2003, 00:16	#4
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	http://forums.winamp.com/showthread....hreadid=131190

27th May 2003, 05:41	#7
ShyShy Guest Posts: n/a	Being a woman, I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!! That was pretty damn hilarious.

27th May 2003, 07:03	#8
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	It was the herpes one that did it for me

27th May 2003, 08:33	#9
EnDurA Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: East Coast of Aus Posts: 1,467	seen it before, actully, a number of times but still good , i sent to my friend and she stopped talking to me for about a month

27th May 2003, 21:01	#12
Bob the Tomato Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Louisiana Posts: 258	The guy is from Utah. Do you think that has anything to do with it?

27th May 2003, 21:11	#13
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	On a lot of the pages theres a mention of about how shitty utah is "Americas anus" and the like.

28th May 2003, 04:59	#16
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	One of the funniest pages is the one about signs http://maddox.xmission.com/signs.html

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