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Old 4th September 2003, 00:24   #1
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Story of Two Classmates

This story has fictional parts, The names and places have been changed to protect the identities of the individuals.

I was in this class right with my friend lets call him Bevin Kaker and this girl lets call her Bitch.

Well my friend Kevin, i mean Bevin, isn't too bright intellectually. While he has smarts in other areas, arts, foods, what nots, book smarts he doesnt have the discipline for.

Now Bitch was this very short girl who was anarexic or however you spell it and kinda crazy. I think she was 4'11" maybe even 5' and was under 100 lbs. At one point she hit 75 or so lbs. This was before she got help. Bitch still dont eat much cuz food seems to sicken her. I think she beleives that she is too good for food but that is just my opinion. Now she was a child prodigy stuck in a public high school so she felt that through her intelect she was far above us average folk.

Anyways I was in a class with both (AP Gov) and we were all in a group project. Kevin was having some problems with his part and she got angry and yelled out, "Oh my god why are you so stupid?!?" and thats just rude. But right then he thusly replied, "At least I'm smart enough to eat." Right then everyone started laughing and she promptly left the room. Of course our teacher didnt give a shit and nothing more was ever said on the subject.

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Old 4th September 2003, 00:35   #2
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Lol. That's great.


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Old 4th September 2003, 00:36   #3
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And the point of sharing this is?

but it is damn good.
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Old 4th September 2003, 01:06   #4
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I was bored.

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Old 4th September 2003, 01:09   #5
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I am too. I wasn't before I read that story though.
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THat was an interesting story.
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Old 4th September 2003, 01:56   #7
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a bitch slap would have been more appropriate
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a bitch slap would have been more appropriate
And then a round of Twinkies (or similar mass engineered scrumptious whipped fat particulate matter) for all!

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