Can you REALLY get me mad? (like totally fucking piss me off) - Page 2

ShyShy · 23rd October 2003, 10:37

God, I love Monty Python

French Soldier:

You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.

iomegajaz · 23rd October 2003, 14:08

Ni!

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Oni-Dracula · 23rd October 2003, 15:25

Quote:

Originally posted by siddhartha_one
heh.. nice one... shall i add??

[rediculous french accent]
iiiiii fart in your general direction. Youuuuu sons of a silly person you... now go away or i shall taunt you a sencond timahhh.
[/rediculous french accent]

yay 4 da python

DragonSon · 23rd October 2003, 17:48

Are you suggesting cocounts migrate?

Not at all. They could be carried.

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

It could grip it by the husk.

It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 oz bird could not carry a 1 lb coconut.

Well it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur the King of Camelot is here.

Listen. In order to maintain air speed velocity a swallow needs to beat his wings 43 times every second right?

Please!

Am I right?

I am not interested.

It could be carried by an African swallow.

Oh yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not an European swallow. That's my point.

Oh yeah I agree with that.

Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?

But then of course African swallows are non-migratory.

Wait a minute. Suppose 2 swallows carried a coconut together?
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CLASSIC.

Psythik · 23rd October 2003, 22:04

ok I'm confused now. Was that supposed to be an insult?

Shenlong · 23rd October 2003, 22:23

No. Let the Monty Python fans be...

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 23rd October 2003, 22:41

Bunch'a freaks.

godoncrack · 23rd October 2003, 22:50

You no love British Humour!

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 23rd October 2003, 23:51

lol

Ok, now THAT'S funny.

btw, I actually do like Monty Python... I just don't watch much.

godoncrack · 23rd October 2003, 23:58

Do i get my 10 points back that got docked when i called you a chronic masterbator?

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 24th October 2003, 00:03

I'll give you five back now...

liquidmetallic · 25th October 2003, 21:13

I could just go on and tell you that your girlfriend is fucking your best friend. Are you sure she's not? Are you sure you don't have a girlfriend? Heh (someone's going to pwn this one easily)

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 26th October 2003, 03:13

If someone isn't sure whether or not they have a girlfriend, then they neither have nor deserve one.

Oh...

/me pwnz liquidmetallic's post

liquidmetallic · 26th October 2003, 03:47

pwned.

Daxie · 31st October 2003, 03:07

all of you guys suck!!!

will that get me on the ban list???

Oni-Dracula · 31st October 2003, 04:49

posting gay porn will get you on the ban list

Psythik · 31st October 2003, 21:48

well that's a good thing.

mikeflca · 1st November 2003, 15:52

If I stuck a white-hot rod up yo.... would that piss you off?

Hey, I'm only putting the idea out there...I hope that therefore that does not constitute a ban.....

Psythik · 1st November 2003, 17:00

ouch, that would hurt.

BTW, I'm still not mad at anyone; nice attempts, tho.

ShyShy · 1st November 2003, 18:23

How about some "Momma" insults?

Yo Momma was so ugly.... when she died, they sent her to the taxidermist instead of the morgue.

mikeflca · 2nd November 2003, 02:10

I think it would hurt a lot

The king of England or France was killed that way a long time ago

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DragonSon · 4th November 2003, 03:01

Quote:

Originally posted by iomegajaz|hugh
O vengeful DragonSon, show me who to smite, and they shall be smoten!

Maybe stupid Simpsons quotes will shit ScYtH to tears. That'd be ace, no? Si. Hai. Ja. ("HAIYA!")

And thus, DragonSon spoke,"Smite the unbeliever, ScYtH....he deserves a good smiting." Thus spoketh DragonSon.

Oni-Dracula · 4th November 2003, 03:58

/me smites self

DragonSon · 4th November 2003, 04:41

"Alas, thou hast proven thineself worthy of my praise, congratulations." Thus spoke DragonSon...again.

Kassie · 4th November 2003, 04:58

*ponders posting the gay pictures*

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 4th November 2003, 22:21

I'd hate to have to be the one to ban you for that...

DrKillPatient · 4th November 2003, 23:54

What about soft gay porn?

godoncrack · 5th November 2003, 00:13

I was going to do something soooooo much more evil.
SOOOOOOOOOOOO evil.
Fuzzy, you are one lucky bastard.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 5th November 2003, 01:12

Quote:

DrKillPatient said...
What about soft gay porn?

You're really pushing the limits with that one.

Quote:

Fuzzy, you are one lucky bastard.

Uh huh...

ShyShy · 5th November 2003, 02:08

http://forums.winamp.com/showthread....14#post1152214

godoncrack · 5th November 2003, 02:23

weak

ShyShy · 5th November 2003, 02:40

iomegajaz · 5th November 2003, 03:35

Yeah. =P

Punk™

DragonSon · 5th November 2003, 03:48

Ummmm.....yeah..you punk you.

iomegajaz · 5th November 2003, 04:10

Yeah punk. And I'm like, whatever.

DragonSon · 5th November 2003, 04:16

And then I'm rolling dice in the alley, Officer Leroy walks up and said "Hey Punk I thought I told you..." and I'm like yeah whatever.

Psythik · 6th November 2003, 02:18

Quote:

Originally posted by DragonSon
And then I'm rolling dice in the alley, Officer Leroy walks up and said "Hey Punk I thought I told you..." and I'm like yeah whatever.

lol, that actually made me laugh. I've heard that song before.

Oni-Dracula · 6th November 2003, 02:23

Tony hawk's new game commercial...

underground I think it's called

DragonSon · 6th November 2003, 04:48

It's a song called "United States Of Whateva" By Sifl and Ollie.

iomegajaz · 6th November 2003, 04:59

I thought it was by Liam Lynch. Maybe I heard wrong.

23rd October 2003, 14:08	#2
iomegajaz Balled and Chained Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 5,310	Ni! This post was lovingly created using Jazsoft Postpump version 1.3D. "My heart hates uggos." –J.D.

23rd October 2003, 17:48	#4
DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,445	Are you suggesting cocounts migrate? Not at all. They could be carried. What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It could grip it by the husk. It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 oz bird could not carry a 1 lb coconut. Well it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur the King of Camelot is here. Listen. In order to maintain air speed velocity a swallow needs to beat his wings 43 times every second right? Please! Am I right? I am not interested. It could be carried by an African swallow. Oh yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not an European swallow. That's my point. Oh yeah I agree with that. Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot? But then of course African swallows are non-migratory. Wait a minute. Suppose 2 swallows carried a coconut together? ================ CLASSIC. Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength

23rd October 2003, 22:04	#5
Psythik Got his CT back and didn't pay $10 (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,583	ok I'm confused now. Was that supposed to be an insult? This is a sig of some nature.

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Shenlong Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: About 38°N, 86°W Posts: 2,905	No. Let the Monty Python fans be... A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?" I forgot his name though...

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godoncrack Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: http://www.mossad.gov.il Posts: 2,135	You no love British Humour! sin is human

23rd October 2003, 10:37	#1
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	God, I love Monty Python French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.

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sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	Bunch'a freaks.

23rd October 2003, 23:51	#9
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	lol Ok, now THAT'S funny. btw, I actually do like Monty Python... I just don't watch much.

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godoncrack Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: http://www.mossad.gov.il Posts: 2,135	Do i get my 10 points back that got docked when i called you a chronic masterbator? sin is human

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sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	I'll give you five back now...

25th October 2003, 21:13	#12
liquidmetallic Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 53	I could just go on and tell you that your girlfriend is fucking your best friend. Are you sure she's not? Are you sure you don't have a girlfriend? Heh (someone's going to pwn this one easily)

26th October 2003, 03:13	#13
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	If someone isn't sure whether or not they have a girlfriend, then they neither have nor deserve one. Oh... /me pwnz liquidmetallic's post

26th October 2003, 03:47	#14
liquidmetallic Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 53	pwned.

31st October 2003, 03:07	#15
Daxie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Area 51, Earth Posts: 326	all of you guys suck!!! will that get me on the ban list??? when i die, bury me face down so the world can kiss my ass I support the "rap battles" thread.

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Oni-Dracula Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,590	posting gay porn will get you on the ban list

31st October 2003, 21:48	#17
Psythik Got his CT back and didn't pay $10 (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,583	well that's a good thing. This is a sig of some nature.

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mikeflca Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: san diego, california. Posts: 623	If I stuck a white-hot rod up yo.... would that piss you off? Hey, I'm only putting the idea out there...I hope that therefore that does not constitute a ban.....

1st November 2003, 17:00	#19
Psythik Got his CT back and didn't pay $10 (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,583	ouch, that would hurt. BTW, I'm still not mad at anyone; nice attempts, tho. This is a sig of some nature.

1st November 2003, 18:23	#20
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	How about some "Momma" insults? Yo Momma was so ugly.... when she died, they sent her to the taxidermist instead of the morgue.

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mikeflca Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: san diego, california. Posts: 623	I think it would hurt a lot The king of England or France was killed that way a long time ago ___________________________ Please check out and respond to my presets:presets

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Oni-Dracula Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,590	/me smites self

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DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,445	"Alas, thou hast proven thineself worthy of my praise, congratulations." Thus spoke DragonSon...again. Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength

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Kassie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Indiana Posts: 162	ponders posting the gay pictures

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sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	I'd hate to have to be the one to ban you for that...

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DrKillPatient Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 84	What about soft gay porn?

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godoncrack Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: http://www.mossad.gov.il Posts: 2,135	I was going to do something soooooo much more evil. SOOOOOOOOOOOO evil. Fuzzy, you are one lucky bastard. sin is human

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ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	http://forums.winamp.com/showthread....14#post1152214

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godoncrack Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: http://www.mossad.gov.il Posts: 2,135	weak sin is human

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iomegajaz Balled and Chained Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 5,310	Yeah. =P Punk™ "My heart hates uggos." –J.D.

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DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,445	Ummmm.....yeah..you punk you. Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength

5th November 2003, 04:10	#35
iomegajaz Balled and Chained Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 5,310	Yeah punk. And I'm like, whatever. "My heart hates uggos." –J.D.

5th November 2003, 04:16	#36
DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,445	And then I'm rolling dice in the alley, Officer Leroy walks up and said "Hey Punk I thought I told you..." and I'm like yeah whatever. Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength

6th November 2003, 02:23	#38
Oni-Dracula Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,590	Tony hawk's new game commercial... underground I think it's called

6th November 2003, 04:48	#39
DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,445	It's a song called "United States Of Whateva" By Sifl and Ollie. Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength