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Old 25th October 2003, 21:27   #1
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It's tough to make an honest living as a stalker anymore. Take this guy:
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A Japanese businessman ordered to stay away from pop idol Britney Spears has sued the singer, saying her security guards pointed a gun at him and caused "extreme emotional distress."
Alleged Stalker Sues Britney Spears

Extreme emotional distress? WTF?!?
GO BACK TO JAPAN, YOU COCK GOBBLER!
I always thought that stalking resulted in the victim getting distress

I'm just not stalking good enough to earn a lawsuit, I guess. I'll have to call the union rep and see what I can do
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Old 25th October 2003, 21:32   #2
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wow. how did he even get that close to britney? hmmm. he could sue for unemployment now
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Old 25th October 2003, 21:54   #3
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rofl...you can still earn $$$ by jumping in front of cars !
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Old 25th October 2003, 22:38   #4
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eh, works for me phaze
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Old 25th October 2003, 22:44   #5
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It's all these Johnny-Come-Lately stalkers, they've taken the art out of it. I was apprenticed for 5 years before I could do my first 'stalk'.

Used to be a vocation. I got my City & Guilds in it, only then was allowed to 'stalk' seriously.

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Old 25th October 2003, 23:25   #6
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Can't we all sue Spears for extreme emotional distress? You know, for the "music" that she's scourged the earth with.
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Old 25th October 2003, 23:55   #7
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Can't we all sue Spears for extreme emotional distress? You know, for the "music" that she's scourged the earth with.
LMAO!
I wish...*sigh*
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Old 26th October 2003, 00:45   #8
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hey! i think i might sue britney for emotional distress caused by her not giving me sex!
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Old 26th October 2003, 01:08   #9
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... Used to be a vocation. I got my City & Guilds in it, only then was allowed to 'stalk' seriously ...
Ah yes, I remember the day I earned my own dirty mac

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Old 26th October 2003, 01:09   #10
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I think I'll sue Britney for showing me she has two perfectly perky nipples without showing me the fleshy globes that they adorn.
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Old 26th October 2003, 17:59   #11
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hey! i think i might sue britney for emotional distress caused by her not giving me sex!
LMAO
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Old 26th October 2003, 18:44   #12
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Does anyone remeber the "Stalk Talk" skit with Christopher Walken on SNL? Hilarious.
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Old 26th October 2003, 18:47   #13
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Does anyone remeber the "Stalk Talk" skit with Christopher Walken on SNL? Hilarious.
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Old 26th October 2003, 18:48   #14
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...along with her little blobby sillicon implants
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Old 27th October 2003, 00:41   #15
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rofl...you can still earn $$$ by jumping in front of cars !
But that's not guaranteed you'll be alive afterwards to get that $$$.

Wow...that's retarded. Britney Spears is dispatching her assassin to "deal" with the "lawsuit" now...
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Old 27th October 2003, 02:26   #16
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poor stalker guy....thats what he gets for blowing off our union.....
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Old 28th October 2003, 22:24   #17
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He's Baaaacccckkk.........and he brought more fekkin' lawyers!
Alleged Britney Spears Stalker Sues L.A.


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A Japanese businessman ordered to stay away from Britney Spears is suing the city of Los Angeles for allegedly taking away his dignity during a search of his hotel room last year.
Somebody shoot this guy and put him out of our misery
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Old 28th October 2003, 22:29   #18
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loose of dignity? what did they find? penile enlargers?
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Old 29th October 2003, 04:04   #19
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WTF somebody just show him a pick of christina aguilera and let him bother the both of them. they deserve it for the shit they sing.
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Old 29th October 2003, 05:59   #20
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though she an't one of my favourite singers (not even one i would freely listen to), i still feel sprry for her and all the shit shes had to put up with with this guy.
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Old 29th October 2003, 11:25   #21
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I would take great pride in removing these people from the gene pool.
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