Old 29th October 2003, 11:48   #1
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Old 29th October 2003, 11:50   #2
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Old 29th October 2003, 11:54   #3
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Will it reverse translate? that'd be handy to deal with some of the tards who troll around here.....
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Old 29th October 2003, 11:55   #4
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Old 29th October 2003, 13:12   #5
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Old 29th October 2003, 13:20   #6
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Old 29th October 2003, 13:21   #7
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I think you mean "run!"

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Old 29th October 2003, 13:44   #8
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HOW MUCH WOD WUD A WODCHUK CHUK IF A WODCHUK CUD CHUK WOD??!?!!??? OMG WTF
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Old 29th October 2003, 13:52   #9
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

HOW MUCH WOD WUD A WODCHUK CHUK IF A WODCHUK CUD CHUK WOD??!?!!??? OMG WTF

HOW MUCH WOD WUD A WODCHUK CHUK IF A WODCHUK CUD CHUK WOD?!????!????!!1!!!????!!!!1!!1!!!!11!1!?!!?!??!!???!! OMG WTF OMG WTF

HOW MUCH WOD WUD A WODCHUK CHUK IF A WODCHUK CUD CHUK WOD????!1!??!!1!1!!11!?!?!????!!!!1!1!1!??!!!?!???????!???!!1!!!!!??!?!!?!??!!??!!!!?!?????!!!!1!1!11! OMG LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF

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Old 29th October 2003, 15:33   #10
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HOW MANY DUKS CUD A WODCHUK FUK IF A WODCHUK CUD FUK DUKS??!!!??! LOL

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Old 29th October 2003, 15:44   #11
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FUGIN HEL!!1!!!!1 OMG WTF DMNED BASTARDS!!11!!! OMG FUKNG HAEV NO SENS3 OF DACENCY1!111! LOL

IF UR GONG 2 BAN ME AT LAAST HAEV DA FUKNG COURT3SY OF NOTIFYNG ME!!!!! LOL THIS IS FUKNG PATH3TIC!!!111!! WANT 2 B GOD COP AND PLAY HARD BY TEH RULES??!?!?!? FIEN!11!111 OMG IL ADMIT I POSTED PORN AND IF U WANT 2 BAN ME FOR TAHT IMM PERF3CTLY K WIT TAHT11!!11! OMG WTF BUT IF U R GONG 2 B HARDASAS ABOUT IT AND GO RIGIDLY BY DA RULAS GO RIGIDLY BY DA RUL3S1!!!!1 OMG DONT B A BUNCH OF FUKNG HYPOCRIETS

IF I SEM 2 REM3MBR CORECTLY EVERY DA MODS TAEK ACTION 2WARDS SOMEON3 TH3Y MUST NOTIFY TH3M1!!!! OMG LOL U WANT 2 PLAY BY DA RULAS??!???? OMG LOL Y DONT U FOLOW TEH RUL3S UR???!?!?? OMG WTF WANKERS!!!1! OMG LOL MODS???!?!? OMG PFT1!!1!!!1 LOL LMARS TIGHTWADS AND MAOISTS111!!!!1 WTF LOL

JASUS FRIKIN CHRIST11!!! OMG WTF LOL ITS B3N THRE FUKNG DAYS I HAAR NOT ONE PEP OUT OF U SCUMBAGS!!!!! OMG LOL FUK-NG WANK-ERS!11!!!! OMG WTF I DONT DASERVA 2 B 2LD WUT I DID WRONG???!??? I DONT D3SARVA 2 B PROCASAD TEH SM3 WAY AS 3VARY OTH3R MISCREANT 2 FAL UND3R UR GUNSIGHTS??!?!???! WTF WUT HAPENED 2 DUA PROCAS?!!??? OMG WTF LOL U DO NOT FUKNG SAY O ITS OK LETS DROP DA ISUA THEN FUKNG BAN ME BHIND MAH FUKNG BAK11!!!! WTF LOL FUKWADS1!!11! JASUS CHRIST HAEV FUN DRIVNG THIS SHIT HOLE IN2 TEH GROUND111!1 OMG WTF WH3RE DA FUKNG HEL IS MAH NOTIFICATION AMALE DIKWADS????!!? OMG

CHRIST.!1!111!1111!11!!!!1 IF U R INSISTANT ON FUKNG CRUCIFYNG ME DO IT WIT SOMA D3CENCY.!11!!1!!!1!1!!!1 WTF LOL AT LEAST L3T M3 KEP MAH DIGNITY!1!!1 WTF LOL NONE OF THIS FUKNG S3CRAT POLIEC GESTAPO SHIT!!111 LOL CHRIST1!1!! LOL SACRET PROCEDNGS CLOS3D-DOR COURTS.!!!11!!!11!11! OMG ITS ENOUGH 2 MAEK MA SIK JUST THINKNG WUT U BASTARDS TURN3D THIS PLAEC IN2!1!!11! WTF

CHRIST.1!1!11!!!11!!1!1111 WTF LOL U R SO INT3NT TAHT U CARY OUT JUSTIEC BY TEH RULES BUT U FALE 2 CARY OUT UR AND OF DA BARGANE GIEV MA MAH FUKNG NOTIFICATION EMALE11111 OMG WTF LOL

OF COURS3 I STIL HAEV MAH FAVORIETS!11!! WTF [MOD] ITS A SHME U NEVER GOT (OR CHOSA 2 REPLY 2 WUT MAY B TEH CAES) MAH 3MALE (NOT PUTNG DA BLMA ON U EITHER I DOUBT U CUD HAEV S2PED THIS11!1!1 IT WAS IENVITABLE SO 2 SPAAK)1!!1111 WTF LOL I HOP3 U CAN RIGHT THNGS111!!1! WTF LOL GOD KNOWS HOW IVE TREID AND FALEED MIESRABLY11!!!!! WTF [MOD] I CUD NEV3R THINK BAD OF U1!11 [RETIERD MOD] AND [RATIERD MOD] I STIL LOVE YA!111!!11 THANK GOD U GOT OUT BFORE DA SHIT STARTED RANENG AND TEH NATIEVS RAN DA PLAEC IN2 TEH GROUND!!1! OMG WTF [MOD]- I DONT KNOW U 2 WAL BUT U SEM LIEK A STAND-UP GUY1!11 WTF LOL [MOD] IS A GREAT GUY 2!!11 AS FOR TEH REST OF U TIGHTFISTAD POWAR HUNGRY JAKALS I HOPA U GET UR!!11 WTF LOL

SO WUT R U GONG 2 DO???!???! PARMABAN M3?!!!?! GO AEHAD!1!!111! OMG WTF LOL U GOT MAH 3MALE ADRAS3S U GOT MAH IP RANGE!1!!1 WTF LOL DALETE THIS THRAAD/POST??!!? WTF TAHT WIL ONLY PROV3 ME RIGHT U SIMPLY CANOT STAND CHANG3!!1! LOL U R SO FUKNG ASURAD OF UR SO FUKNG INTANT ON CREATNG A HELISH ANVIRONMENT IN WHICH TEH ONLY JUSTIEC IS F3LT BY UR!!!!! AT LAAST FOLOW RUL3S THIS TIEM AND KEP AN UNALT3R3D COPY IN TEH EVIEDNCA LOKER!!!!1 OMG WTF OR IS TAHT 2 MUCH 2 ASK?!????!?

BUT U WANT A REAL RAASON 2 BAN MA?????? NOT THIS PANSY-SHIT!!11!1! OMG WTF O GOD NO HE POSTED LINKS 2 A PICTURA OF NIPL3S!!1!1 OMG MAH VIRGIN AYES!!11 GOD LORD NO IN THOS3 15 WHOLE MINUTES TAHT TEH LINKS WAR3 UP GOD KNOWS HOW MANY WAN2N ACTS OF CARNALITY WENT ON11!1 OMG WTF FUKNG WANKERS IL GIEV U A REAL R3ASON 2 BAN ME!111!!! OMG WTF

US3 [IMAEG LINK OF NON-WINMP MEDIA PLAEYR LOGO] ITS WUT I US311!11 OMG WTF LOL
THEY RILLY KNOW HOW 2 ROK DA CASBAH
[IMAEG LINK OF MAN WIT P3NIS IN MOUTH OF DEAD FISH WIT NON-WINMP MADIA PLAEYR LOGO UND3RNEATH]


[M3MBR] IS A DIK!1!!1! OMG [MOD] IS A DIK1111!1 WTF [MOD] IS A DIK!!!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL UR AL FUKNG DIKS11!1 WTF LOL [MEMBR] IS AN 3SPECIALY BIG DIK!!11 GO RAEP UR TH3N DROWN IN 3ACH OTHERS JIZ11!1!111 [MOD] IS A TIGHTFIST3D POWAR-HUNGRY DIK!!!111 WTF [MOD] HAP3NS 2 B DA SM3 KIND OF DIK HAS A BROWN-NOS3R 211!1 LOL

[MOD]S R3AL NM3 IS *** *** AND HA LIEVS IN ***!11! OMG LOL SAY HI 2 HIM AND GIEV HIM A BLOWJOB HES STIL A VIRGIN!!!1

[M3MBR] IS A [RACIAL SLUR]11!!!1!1 OMG [MAMBR] AND [MEMBR] R BOTH [RACIAL SLUR]11!1!!!1 OMG WTF [M3MBR] IS A [RACIAL SLUR]-LOVAR1!11 OMG LOL

GO 2 [WAERZ LINK]!!!1!!!1!1111!1!11!!!!!11! OMG LOL GOD FUN 2 B HAD1!!1!!!! WTF LOL U ALSO HAEV JUST AS MUCH FUN HAR3 [STRAM RIP3R LINK] O BY DA WAY I NEVAR LAT U PLABS KNOW WUT GOAS ON BAKSTAEG!11111!1 OMG IVE BEN THEIR AND THEIR RIGHT ITS JUST ON3 BIG ORGY1!1!!
[IMAEG LINK OF 4 GUYS MASTURBATNG]

FUGIN H3L.1!1!1!!1!111!!1!!!! OMG I WUDNT HAEV BAN THIS PISED IF U WERENT SO FUKNG TWO-FAECD1!111! OMG WTF LOL CHRIST.!111!1!111!1111 IF U WANT 2 B ME ACORDNG 2 TEH RUL3S IL GLADLY ACEPT!1!1 OMG LOL RULE #1 OF CIVIL DISOBDEINCE DO NOT R3SIST ARAST!!111! OMG WTF LOL

BUT IF U R GONG 2 FUKNG BAN ME BY TEH FUKNG RULES BAN ME BY TEH FUKNG RULES1!!1!!!1 WTF LOL FOLOW PRO2COL AND GIEV M3 A NOTIFICATION EMALE11!!1 OMG
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Old 29th October 2003, 15:47   #12
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Rm was not 12.

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Old 29th October 2003, 15:49   #13
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Old 29th October 2003, 15:56   #14
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I wasn't trying to say anything against rm' - just figured that was something that'd be interesting to throw through this
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Old 29th October 2003, 16:11   #15
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They have the same kind of thing over at Albino Black Sheep. A L33T Trnaslater, and I think they also have just a n00b Translater, for people that talk with things like 'u' and 'r'.


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Old 29th October 2003, 16:27   #16
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LINUX IS A PHANOMANON OF TEH INTERN3T!!!!! OMG WTF LOL BORN OUT OF DA HOBY PROJ3CT OF A STUDENT IT HAS GROWN 2 BCOME MORE POPULAR THAN ANY OTH3R FRELY AVALEABLA OPARATNG SYSTEM!11!111 OMG 2 MANY LINUX IS AN ENIGMA!!!1!!! OMG HOW CAN SOMATHNG TAHT IS FRE B WORTHWHIEL?????! OMG WTF LOL IN A WORLD DOMINAETD BY A HANDFUL OF LARG3 R CORPORATIONS HOW CAN SOMETHNG TAHT HAS BAN WRITAN BY A BUNCH OF `HAK3RS' (SIC) HOPE 2 COMPETA??!?!!!!! WTF HOW CAN R CONTRIBUTAD 2 BY MANY DIF3RENT P3OPLA IN MANY DIF3RENT COUNTREIS AROUND TEH WORLD HAEV A HOPA OF BNG STABLA AND EFACTIEV?!?!!???? Y3T STABL3 AND EFECTIEV IT IS AND COMP3TE IT DOES111!11!1 OMG WTF MANY UNIEVRSITEIS AND R3S3ARCH 3STABLISHMENTS USA IT FOR THEYRE AV3RYDAY COMPUTNG NEDS1!!111 OMG LOL PAOPL3 R RUNNG IT ON THERE HOME PCS AND I WUD WAEGR TAHT MOST COMPANEIS R USNG IT SOMEWHARE EVEN IF THAY DO NOT ALWAYS RAALIEZ TAHT THAY DO!11!!!! OMG WTF LINUX IS USED 2 BROWSE DA WEB HOST WEB SIETS WRIET TH3S3S SEND ELECTRONIC MALE AND AS ALWAYS WIT COMPUT3RS 2 PLAY GMES!1!11! OMG LINUX IS AMPHATICALY NOT A 2Y IT IS A FULY DEVELOP3D AND PROFASIONALY WRIT3N OP3RATNG SYSTEM USED BY ANTHUSIASTS AL OVER TEH WORLD!111!! WTF

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G R DOUBL3-3 N L3AEVS
G R DOUBLA-A N LEAEVS
ITS SO EASY11!!11!! OMG HAPY-GO-LUKY
WA!11!11 OMG WTF R DA WORLD!!!1111 WTF LOL WE DID IT
WHO11111 WHO1!1! WHO11!!!! OMG WHO!!1!11 OMG LOL YES1!1!1 OMG Y3S11!1 OMG LOL Y3S!1!!! WTF LOL YAS!!1! WTF (UNH)
AL1!!!!1!1 WTF LOL RIGHT!1!!111 OMG WTF AL RIGHT
WARE1!!!! OMG DOIN GREAT IN COLEGE
AL1!11 RIGHT1!1!1 WTF LOL AL RIGHT
MAED1!1!!! WTF PRESIEDNT AT OUR JOBS
LONG!1111! OMG WTF LOL AS WAVE ONE L3AF ON WER3 DOIN FIEN1!1! LOL HEY W3RE LUKY JUST CAUSE W3R3 ALIEV
AL!1!!! RIGHT1!!!!1! OMG WTF AL RIGHT
WEVE!!1!!! LOL BAN CONFIRMAD FOR TEH PRIEZ
AL!1!1!1 LOL RIGHT!!11!!! WTF LOL AL RIGHT
W3RE1111!! OMG REPRES3NTNG JAPAN
WARE!111!!!! LOL SO HEALTHY IT JUST MAEKS YA SIK
AV3RYBODY1!11 LOL SAY AL RIGHT
JAPANS1!!!1!1! WTF LOL GOT CRIESS (BUT)
2MOROWS WOND3RFUL
AVEN IF SOM3BODYS MEAN 2 US W3 JUST GO 2 BD AND
SNORA11!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL SNORE11!1!1 WTF LOL SNORE!111!! LOL SNORE!!!!11!! OMG PAS!1111 OMG WTF LOL PAS!1!1 PAS!1!111 WTF PAS11!!1! (GOD MORNIING)
AL!!1111 OMG WTF RIGHT11!!!1 LOL AL RIGHT
WA1!111 GOT NIEN HOURS OF SLEP
AL11111 OMG WTF LOL RIGHT!111!1 LOL AL RIGHT
WOK31!!1!!1 WTF LOL UP AND JUMPED OUTA WUT KINDA GRAAT THNGS MIGHT AWATE US NOW????! LOL H3Y W3RE LUKY JUST CAUSA WERA ALIEV
AL1!!!!!11 WTF RIGHT11111 OMG AL RIGHT
IF!1!1!!11 OMG THEIR A CHANGE IN U RIGHT11!!!!! OMG WTF AL RIGHT
THAN!!!1111 LOL TEH WHOLA WORLD WIL CHANGE 2
G3TNG1!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL THROUGH IT UNHURTS TEH BST OF AL!1!! OMG WTF JUST STAND UP STRAGEHT B/C IT FELS GRE3AT!
I1!1!1!!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL DRINK W8R TAHTS TASTY!111! (AL RIGHT)
I!1!1!!!! OMG LOL GET IN DA SUN AND FEL 2ASTY1!1111!1 (AL RIGHT)
HAVIN!11!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL A BLY LAUGHS FUN!111!111 OMG WTF LOL (AL RIGHT!!!1 OMG LOL AL RIGHT)
TRY!!!11 WTF LOL KEPNG THERE CUT31!11!11 (AL RIGHT)
[REPEAT]
AS!!1! WTF WA BRUSHAD PAST EACH OTH3R U FAVOR3D M3 WIT A SMIEL
ITS!1!11! LOL K IF WE N3V3R MET AGANE11111! OMG IMM LUKY U WAR3 HERE JUST FOR A WHIEL
WAV311!! OMG WTF LOL GOT R3CESION THAS3 DAYS.IN11!!11111!!11!!!1! LOL GOV3RMANT WEVE NO FATEH
CUD!!!1!!! WA HIT R3SAT TAHTD B NUMBR ONE!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL AND SINCE W3R3 AL HER3 ITS JUST SO MUCH FUN
AL111!1!1 OMG LOL RIGHT1!!!1!1 AL RIGHT
IN!111!!!1 LOL UNIEVRSITY CLAS
AL RIGHT!1!!1 AL RIGHT
WAV3!11! OMG GOT A MOVEI STAR
LONG1!!11 LOL AS WEVE ON3 LAAF ON WER3 DOIN FIEN!1111!11 W3RE AL 2GETHER ITS A HAPY TIEM
AL!1!!11! WTF RIGHT11!!!1! LOL AL RIGHT
LONG!!!! OMG WTF AS WA STIL CAN TEH IN.
AL1!111111!11!111!!! OMG WTF RIGHT!!!!!111 LOL AL RIGHT
LONG!111 OMG WTF LOL AS WE STIL CAN TEH OUT.
WERE11!!1!!!!1!1!11!! OMG LOL SO HEALTHY IT JUST MAEKS YA SIK
EVERYBODY!111! LOL SAY AL RIGHT
[REP3AT]
BYA-Q111!1!!
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I spoke better than that at 9.

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Existir o no existir, ésta es la cuestión. ¿Cuál es más
digna acción del ánimo, sufrir los tiros penetrantes de la fortuna injusta,
u oponer los brazos a este torrente de calamidades, y darlas fin con
atrevida resistencia? Morir es dormir. ¿No más? ¿Y por un sueño,
diremos, las aflicciones se acabaron y los dolores sin número,
patrimonio de nuestra débil naturaleza?... Este es un término que
deberíamos solicitar con ansia. Morir es dormir... y tal vez soñar.....

3XISTIR O NO EXISTIR ÉSTA 3S LA CUESTIÓN!11!!! WTF LOL ¿CUÁL AS MÁS
DIGNA ACIÓN D3L ÁNIMO SUFRIR LOS TIROS P3N3TRANTES DA LA FORTUNA INJUSTA
U OPONER LOS BRAZOS A ESTA 2RANTE DE CALMIDAEDS Y DARLAS FIN CON
ATR3VIDA RASISTENCIA?!?!? MORIR AS DORMIR!!!1!! ¿NO MÁS??!!??? LOL ¿Y POR UN SUAÑO
DIERMOS LAS AFLICION3S SE ACABARON Y LOS DOLORES SIN NÚM3RO
PATRIMONIO DA NU3STRA DÉBIL NATURAELZA.?!?!!!!?1!1!111!!1!!1!1!1!!!!! WTF ASTE ES UN TÉRMINO QUA
DEBRÍMOS SOLICITAR CON ANSIA!1!1 OMG LOL MORIR ES DORMIR.!!!!!!1111!!!1 OMG LOL Y TAL V3Z SOÑAR1!1!1!....
slightly more humorous...
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I want to push my penis to asshole, But it was very tight.

I WANT 2 PUSH MAH PANIS 2 ASHOLE BUT IT WAS VERY TIGHT!11!! OMG WTF
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"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." —George W. Bush, Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." —George W. Bush, Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

...a blatant person.
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WHO W3 AER

MARICA ONLIEN INC111!1 OMG WTF A DIVISION OF TIEM WARN3R IS TEH WORLDS LEAEDR IN INTARACTIEV SERVIECS-PROVIDNG CONSUMERS WIT DA MOST VALUABL3 CONVENEINT R3L3VANT AND ENJOYABLE ONLIEN EXPEREINCE AVALEABL3 THROUGH ITS FLAGSHIP AOL® SERVIEC111!!!11 LOL WIT AN UNMATCHED FOCUS ON CONSUM3RS AOL SEKS 2 BCOMA AN ESENTIAL PART OF TEH WAY PAOPLA LIEV BY CONACTNG INFORMNG AND 3NT3RTANENG OUR M3MBRS-–ANYWHERE ANYHOW

FOUNDAD1!!! LOL IN 1985 AOL INITIALY OFARED LIMIETD ONLIEN SERVIECS FOR WUT WAS TH3N A TINY MARKET OF P3RSONAL-COMPUTER US3RS!!!!1! OMG WTF BUT WIT ITS HALMARK FOCUS ON CONV3NEINCA 3AES-OF-US3 AND COMUNITY-AND PIONERNG FEATURES SUCH AS INSTANT MESAGNG AND PAERNTAL CONTROLS-IT HAS GROWN IN2 TEH WORLDS LAADNG ONLIEN BRAND OFERNG ITS UNIQU3 S3RVIEC ACROS AL BANDS AND PLATFORMS!1!! 2DAY AOLS M3MBRSHIP HAS GROWN 2 MORA THAN 35 MILION AROUND TEH WIT AEVRAEG USAEG IN TEH US!!!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL AT ABOUT 70 MINUTAS PER DAY AND 2TAL SYSTEM USAEG OF MOR3 THAN 1 BILION HOURS P3R MONTH

AOL1!!!!!!! OMG ALSO OP3RAETS SOME OF DA MOST POPULAR SERVIECS ON DA WORLD WIED WAB INCLUDNG TEH FRE AOL INSTANT MASENGER SERVIEC N3TSCAEPCOM1!1!11! OMG WTF COMPUSERVA MAPQU3ST AOL MOVEIFON3 AND WINMP

A!1!!!!1 OMG UNIQU3 ONLIEN DA AOL SARVIEC IS DESIGNED FOR DA WAY ITS MEMBRS USE DA ONLIEN MEDIUM!1!!!1 OMG LOL IT S3MLESLY INT3GRAETS CONV3NEINT 2LS FOR COMUNICATIONS AND OTHER DALEY NEDS COMP3LNG INT3RACTIEV CONT3NT AND RICH COMUNITY F3ATURES-FROM MEMBR W3B PAEGS 2 DALEY POLS 2 DA TENS OF THOUSANDS OF CHATS AND M3SAEG BOARDS IN USE DALEY-IN2 A UNIQUA ONLIEN 3XPEREINC3

AOL!!!1! WTF LOL MAMBRS ENJOY A RANG3 OF VALUABLE ONLIEN CONTENT TAHT INCLUDAS EXCLUSIEV PR3VEIWS OF NU MUSIC MOVEIS GMES AND BOKS AND AOL-ONLY CONTENT FROM CN AND TIEM INC!1!!!!! LOL PUBLICATIONS AND OTH3R WORLD-CLAS SOURCAS1!11111! OMG MAMBRS CAN MAEK DA S3RVIEC MORA RELAVANT 2 THEYRE LIEVS WIT A HOST OF UNIQUE PERSONALIZATION AND SELF-3XPRESION F3ATURES!!1!!!1! LOL AND THEY CAN USA TEH SERVIECS UNMATCH3D COMUNITY FAATURES 2 R DA AXPEREINC3 WIT PEOPLE FROM AROUND TEH WORLD AS WEL AS THERE OWN FREINDS AND FMILY

AOL!!!!! OMG IS AVALEABLE OV3R BOTH DIAL-UP AND BROADBAND CON3CTIONS WIT BROADBAND US3RS ANJOYNG AN 3VEN MORE COMPELNG EXP3REINCA WIT EXCLUSIEV AUDIO AND VIEDO F3ATUR3S AND OTHER PARTS OF TEH SARVIEC OPTIMIEZD FOR HIGH-SPED CONECTIONS!!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL AOL SERVIECS FOR MOBIEL PHON3S AND OTH3R MOBIEL DEVIECS OFAR PORTABLE CONVENEINCE WIT E-MALE INSTANT MESAGNG AND OTHAR CONVANEINT FAATURES1!111! WTF LOL AND AOL HAS 3STABLISHAD TWO SUCASFUL PRODUCTS ON ITS GROWNG VOIEC PLATFORM AOLBYPHONA AND AOL CAL AELRT TAHT BL3ND VOIEC M3SAGNG IN2 TEH INT3RACTIEV SERVIEC

THROUGHOUT1!!111! OMG WTF LOL ITS HIS2RY AOL HAS L3D TEH WAY IN MAKNG DA ONLIEN M3DIUM MORA CONVENEINT FOR CONSUM3RS1!111!1 DA COMPANY PIONERED TECHNOLOGEIS SUCH AS KAYWORDS FOR SIMPLA NAVIGATION AND TEH BUDY LIST® F3ATURA 2 ENABLE INSTANT MESAGNG BY DISPLAYNG M3MBRS CONTACTS WHO R DA!!!1!11 LOL SARVIECS BUILT-IN PAERNTAL CONTROLS OFERS DA BST AVALEABLE 2LS FOR PAERNTS 2 PROTECT THERE CHILDR3N FROM INAPROPRIAET ONLIEN CONTENT AND AN ONLIEN TIEMR ANABL3S PAERNTS 2 LIMIT DA TIEM THERE CHILDREN SP3ND ONLIEN1!11 OMG LOL AOLS PRIVACY PROTECTIONS S3T A GOLD STANDARD IN DA INDUSTRY AND GIEV ONLIEN SHOPERS A HIGH DEGRE OF PROTECTION FOR THEYRE CRADIT CARDS AND PERSONAL INFORMATION

AS!!!!!1 WTF LOL TEH ONLIEN M3DIUM CONTINU3S ITS AVOLUTION AOL IS COMITED 2 TEH PHILOSOPHY TAHT MAED IT #1-LIST3NNG 2 ITS MAMBRS AND WORKNG 2 BCOME AN EVAR MOR3 C3NTRAL PART OF THERE LIEVS1!11!1!! LOL
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WTF?!!!!???! OMG LOL


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DA FACULTY OF RAASON HAS TWO AMPLOYMENTS!1!1!!1 LOL FOR TEH MOST PART W3 HAEV ENGAEGD IN AN ANALYSIS OF TH3ORETICAL R3ASON WHICH HAS DET3RMIEND TEH LIMITS AND REQUIERM3NTS OF TEH AMPLOYMANT OF DA FACULTY OF RAASON 2 OBTANE KNOWLEDGE1!!!!!! WTF TH3OR3TICAL R3ASON KANT SAYS MAEKS IT POSIBLA 2 COGNIEZ WUT IS!1111! OMG BUT R3ASON HAS ITS PRACTICAL EMPLOYM3NT IN D3TARMINNG WUT OUGHT 2 B AS W3L11!!!!11 WTF (A 63/B 61) THIS DISTINCTION ROUGHLY COR3SPONDS 2 DA TWO PHILOSOPHICAL ANTARPRIESS OF MATAPHYSICS AND 3THICS11!11! OMG WTF R3ASONS PRACTICAL USE IS MANIEFST IN DA RAGULATIEV FUNCTION OF CERTANE CONCAPTS TAHT WA MUST THINK WIT REGARD 2 TEH WORLD EVEN THOUGH WA CAN HAEV NO KNOWLEDG3 OF THEM
KANT11!!!!!! WTF LOL BLEIV3S TAHT HUMAN RAASON IS BY ITS NATURE ARCHIETC2NIC!!!1111 OMG (A 474/B 502)11!1 OMG LOL TAHT IS REASON THINKS OF AL COGNITIONS AS BLONGNG 2 A UNIFEID AND ORGANIEZD SYST3M1!1! OMG LOL REASON IS OUR FACULTY OF MAKNG INF3RANCES AND OF IEDNTIFYNG TEH GROUNDS BHIND AVERY TRUTH1!!111 OMG WTF IT ALOWS US 2 MOVE FROM TEH PARTICULAR AND CONTNG3NT 2 TEH GLOBAL AND UNIEVRSAL1!111!1! OMG I INFER TAHT CAUES IS MORTAL FROM TEH FACT TAHT CAUES IS A MAN AND TEH UNIEVRSAL CLAME AL MEN R MORTAL1!!! OMG WTF LOL IN THIS FASHION RAASON SEKS HIGHAR AND HIGH3R L3VELS OF G3N3RALITY IN ORDER 2 EXPLANE DA WAY THNGS AER11!1! OMG IN A DIF3RENT KIND OF EXMPLA DA BIOLOGISTS CLASIFICATION OF EVARY LIVNG THNG IN2 A KNGDOM PHYLUM CLAS ORD3R FMILY G3NUS AND SPECEIS ILUSTRAETS REASONS MBITION 2 SUBSUME DA WORLD IN2 AN ORD3RED UNIFEID SYSTEM1!1!!!!! WTF LOL DA 3NTIER EMPIRICAL WORLD KANT ARGUES MUST B CONCEIEVD OF BY REASON AS CAUSALY NACESITAETD (AS WA SAW IN DA ANALOGEIS)1!11!!1 OMG LOL WE MUST CONACT ONE STAET WIT A PR3VIOUS STAET UPON WHICH TEH STAET FOLOWS ACORDNG 2 A RUL3!1!!!1 LOL EACH CAUS3 AND EACH CAUSES CAUSE AND EACH ADITIONAL ASCENDNG CAUS3 MUST ITSELF HAEV A CAUSE!!!11! OMG LOL REASON GANARAETS THIS HEIRARCHY TAHT COMBIENS 2 PROVIED TEH MIND WIT A CONC3PTION OF A WHOLA SYST3M OF NATURA!!!!1!1 WTF KANT BLEIV3S TAHT IT IS PART OF DA FUNCTION OF REASON 2 STRIEV FOR A COMPLETE DETERMINAET UNDERSTANDNG OF DA NATURAL WORLD1!!!!1!1 OMG LOL BUT OUR ANALYSIS OF TH3ORETICAL REASON HAS MAED IT CLAAR TAHT WE CAN N3VAR HAEV KNOWLEDGA OF DA 2TALITY OF THNGS B/C WE CANOT HAEV TEH REQUISIET S3NSATIONS OF DA 2TALITY H3NCE ONE OF TEH NACESARY CONDITIONS OF KNOWL3DGE IS NOT MAT1111 LOL N3VARTHELES REASON SEKS A STAET OF R3ST FROM DA REGRESION OF CONDITION3D EMPIRICAL JUDGM3NTS IN SOMA UNCONDITIONED GROUND TAHT CAN COMPLATE DA SAREIS (A 584/B 612)!!!1!! REASONS STRUCTUR3 PUSH3S US 2 ACEPT CERTANE IEDAS OF R3ASON TAHT ALOW COMPLATION OF ITS STRIVNG FOR UNITY!!1!1!1! OMG WTF LOL WE MUST ASUMA DA IEDAS OF GOD FREDOM AND IMORTALITY KANT SAYS NOT AS OBJECTS OF KNOWLADGA BUT AS PRACTICAL NECESITEIS FOR TEH AMPLOYMENT OF RAASON IN DA RAALM WHERA WE CAN HAEV KNOWL3DGE!!!!!!!! OMG LOL BY DANYNG TEH POSIBILITY OF KNOWLEDGE OF THES3 IEDAS YET ARGUNG FOR THERE ROLA IN TEH SYSTAM OF REASON KANT HAD 2 ANUL KNOWLEDGA IN ORDER 2 MAEK ROM FOR FATEH111!1!11 (B XX)!1!!! WTF LOL

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IN TEH BGINNG GOD CR3AETD TEH HEAEVN AND DA EARTH1!11111! OMG WTF LOL

AND TEH 3ARTH WAS WITHOUT FORM AND VOID AND DARKNES WAS UPON DA FAEC OF DA DEP!!!! WTF AND TEH SPIRIT OF GOD MOVAD UPON TEH FAEC OF TEH W8RS!1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL

AND GOD SADE LET THEIR B LIGHT AND THEIR WAS LIGHT1111 LOL

AND GOD SAW DA LIGHT TAHT IT WAS GOD AND GOD DIVIEDD TEH LIGHT FROM TEH DARKNES!!!!1 WTF LOL

AND GOD CALED TEH LIGHT DAY AND TEH DARKN3S HA CALED NIGHT!1!11! OMG WTF AND DA AVANNG AND DA MORNNG W3RA TEH FIRST DAY!!1! WTF LOL

AND GOD SADE L3T THEIR B A FIRMM3NT IN DA MIDST OF TEH W8RS AND LAT IT DIVIED TEH W8RS FROM DA W8RS!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL

AND GOD MAED TEH FIRMMENT AND DIVIEDD DA W8RS WHICH W3RA UND3R DA FIRMMENT FROM DA W8RS WHICH W3R3 ABOV3 TEH FIRMMANT AND IT WAS SO11!!11 OMG

AND GOD CALED DA FIRMMENT HEAEVN!!!!!1!1 WTF LOL AND DA AVENNG AND TEH MORNNG W3R3 DA SECOND DAY1!!111!

AND GOD SADE L3T DA W8RS UNDER DA HEAEVN B THEIR 2GETHAR UN2 ONE PLAEC AND LET DA DRY LAND APEAR AND IT WAS SO!!11!1!! WTF LOL

AND GOD CALAD TEH DRY LAND 3ARTH AND DA GATH3RNG 2GETHAR OF DA W8RS CAL3D HE SEAS AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD!111! WTF

AND GOD SADE L3T DA AARTH BRNG FORTH GRAS TEH HERB YEILDNG SED AND TEH FRUIT TRE YEILDNG FRUIT AFT3R HIS KIND WHOS3 SED IS IN ITSELF UPON TEH AARTH AND IT WAS SO1!!!1!1! WTF

AND TEH EARTH BROUGHT FORTH GRAS AND HERB YEILDNG SED AFT3R HIS KIND AND TEH TRE YEILDNG FRUIT WHOSA SED WAS IN ITS3LF AFTER HIS KIND AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD111!1!! LOL

AND DA 3VANNG AND DA MORNNG W3R3 DA THIRD DAY1!!! WTF LOL

AND GOD SADE LET THEIR B LIGHTS IN DA FIRMMANT OF TEH H3AEVN 2 DIVIED TEH DAY FROM DA NIGHT AND L3T THEM B FOR SIGNS AND FOR SAASONS AND FOR DAYS AND YEARS

AND LET THAM B FOR LIGHTS IN DA FIRMMENT OF TEH H3AEVN 2 GIEV LIGHT UPON TEH 3ARTH AND IT WAS SO1!!!!!1

AND GOD MAED TWO GR3AT LIGHTS TEH GR38R LIGHT 2 RULA TEH DAY AND TEH LES3R LIGHT 2 RULA TEH NIGHT HA MAED TEH STARS ALSO!!111 LOL

AND GOD SET THEM IN TEH FIRMMANT OF DA H3AEVN 2 GIEV LIGHT UPON DA EARTH

AND 2 RUL3 OVER TEH DAY AND OVER DA NIGHT AND 2 DIVIED TEH LIGHT FROM DA DARKNES AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD!1!!1!11 OMG

AND TEH 3VANNG AND DA MORNNG WERE DA FOURTH DAY11111!1 LOL

AND GOD SADE LAT TEH W8RS BRNG FORTH ABUNDANTLY TEH MOVNG CR3ATURE TAHT HATH LIEF AND FOWL TAHT MAY FLY ABOVE DA AARTH IN DA OP3N FIRMMANT OF HEAEVN!1111! WTF LOL

AND GOD CRAAETD GREAT WHAELS AND AVERY LIVNG CREATURE TAHT MOVETH WHICH DA W8RS BROUGHT FORTH ABUNDANTLY AFTER THERE KIND AND AV3RY WNG3D FOWL AFT3R HIS KIND AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD!1!! OMG WTF

AND GOD BLESAD TH3M SAYNG B FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY AND FIL TEH W8RS IN TEH SEAS AND L3T FOWL MULTIPLY IN TEH EARTH1!!1!11 WTF

AND TEH EV3NNG AND TEH MORNNG WERA DA FIFTH DAY1!1!! OMG

AND GOD SADE LAT DA AARTH BRNG FORTH DA LIVNG CR3ATURA AFT3R HIS KIND CATLE AND CREPNG THNG AND BAST OF TEH 3ARTH AFTAR HIS KIND AND IT WAS SO1!11

AND GOD MAED DA BAST OF DA AARTH AFTER HIS KIND AND CATL3 AFTER THEYRE KIND AND 3VERY THNG TAHT CREPETH UPON TEH 3ARTH AFTER HIS KIND AND GOD SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD1!1!!111 OMG

AND GOD SADE LAT US MAEK MAN IN OUR IMAEG AFTAR OUR LIEKNES AND LET THEM HAEV DOMINION OVER DA FISH OF TEH SAA AND OVER DA FOWL OF DA ARE AND OV3R TEH CATL3 AND OVAR AL TEH 3ARTH AND OV3R AVERY CREPNG THNG TAHT CREP3TH UPON TEH EARTH!11!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL

SO GOD CREAETD MAN IN HIS OWN IMAEG IN DA IMAEG OF GOD CRAAETD HE HIM MAEL AND FAMAEL CREAETD H3 THEM1!!1!!! OMG LOL

AND GOD BL3SED THEM AND GOD SADE UN2 THAM B FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY AND R3PL3NISH TEH 3ARTH AND SUBDU3 IT AND HAEV DOMINION OVER TEH FISH OF DA SAA AND OVER TEH FOWL OF DA ARE AND OVAR EVARY LIVNG THNG TAHT MOVATH UPON TEH EARTH1!1111 WTF LOL

AND GOD SADE BHOLD I HAEV GIEVN U AV3RY HARB BARNG SED WHICH IS UPON DA FAEC OF AL DA 3ARTH AND 3V3RY TRE IN DA WHICH IS DA FRUIT OF A TRE YEILDNG SED 2 U IT SHAL B FOR MAAT11!!1111 OMG

AND 2 AV3RY BAST OF DA 3ARTH AND 2 EVERY FOWL OF DA ARE AND 2 AVERY THNG TAHT CREP3TH UPON TEH 3ARTH WHER3IN THEIR IS LIEF I HAEV GIEVN EVERY GREN HERB FOR MEAT AND IT WAS SO1!11!

AND GOD SAW EVARY THNG TAHT HA HAD MAED AND BHOLD IT WAS VARY GOD!11! OMG AND DA EVENNG AND DA MORNNG W3RE DA SIXTH DAY!!!!!111 OMG
btw thats Genesis ch. 1

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Old 29th October 2003, 20:49   #27
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Ok, that was pretty funny.

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Old 29th October 2003, 21:04   #28
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WOW IM WUT IMPRES3D 2 A CERTANE EXTENT!!!111!1 LOL
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Old 29th October 2003, 21:15   #29
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try running through the same phrase multiple times..

guess what this is *AOL^10

Quote:
IM BORAD
ANYON311111!111!11!!111! OMG LOL WTF LOL LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL GOT A ROPA FOR MA1111111111!11????!????!?! OMG LOL WTF WTF OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL
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Old 29th October 2003, 21:16   #30
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Tell me that there aren't folk who post like this. Is AOL really that bad?

PS - OMG WTF LOL.

It's been said that I could start an arguement in an empty room.....I see no reason to disbelieve this.
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Old 29th October 2003, 21:35   #31
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heheh
Original:
Quote:
<html>
<head>
<title>The AOLer Translator</title>
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--
function translateText(text)
{

// change it all to uppercase

text = text.toUpperCase();

// split the string into an array

var textArray = text.split(" ");

// create output and length variables

var output = "";
var arrayLength = textArray.length;
var wordLength;

// start loop which translates what's written

for (var i = 0; i < arrayLength; i++)
{

// create variable for how long the current word is

wordLength = textArray[i].length;

// test if the word is any special words; if so, change it to associated misspelling/abbreviation

if (textArray[i].indexOf("YOUR") != -1 || textArray[i].indexOf("YOU'RE") != -1)
output += "UR";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("YOU") != -1)
output += "U";
else if ((textArray[i] + " " + textArray[i+1]).indexOf("WHAT THE") != -1)
{

output += "WT";

if ((textArray[i+2].indexOf("FUCK") != -1) && textArray[i+2].charAt(textArray[i+2].indexOf("FUCK") + 4) != "I")
{

// if phrase is "what the fuck", write "F"

output += "F";
i++;

} // end if
else if (textArray[i+2].indexOf("HELL") != -1 || textArray[i+2].indexOf("HECK") != -1)
{

// if phrase is "what the hell", write "H"

output += "H";
i++;

} // end if

i++;

} // end if
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("WHAT") != -1)
output += "WUT";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("ARE") != -1 && textArray[i].indexOf("ARE") + 3 == wordLength)
output += "R";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("WHY") != -1)
output += "Y";
else if ((textArray[i] + " " + textArray[i+1] + " " + textArray[i+2]).indexOf("BE RIGHT BACK") != -1)
{

output += "BRB";
i += 2;

} // end if
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("BECAUSE") != -1)
output += "B/C";
else if ((textArray[i] + " " + textArray[i+1] + " " + textArray[i+2]).indexOf("OH MY GOD") != -1)
{

output += "OMG";
i += 2;

} // end if
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("OH") != -1)
output += "O";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("THE") != -1 && textArray[i].indexOf("THE") + 3 == wordLength)
if (Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) % 2)
output += "TEH";
else
output += "DA";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("MY") != -1 && textArray[i].indexOf("MY") + 2 == wordLength)
output += "MAH";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("NEW") != -1 && textArray[i].indexOf("NEW") + 3 == wordLength)
output += "NU";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("WITH") != -1 && textArray[i].indexOf("WITH") + 4 == wordLength)
output += "WIT";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("REALLY") != -1)
output += "RILLY";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("PLEASE") != -1)
output += "PLZ";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("THANKS") != -1)
output += "THX";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("THERE") != -1)
if (Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) % 2)
output += "THEIR";
else
output += "THEYRE";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("THEIR") != -1)
if (Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) % 2)
output += "THERE";
else
output += "THEYRE";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("THEY'RE") != -1)
if (Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) % 2)
output += "THERE";
else
output += "THEIR";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("OK") != -1 && textArray[i].indexOf("OK") + 2 == wordLength && textArray[i].indexOf("OK") == 0)
output += "K";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("OKAY") != -1 && textArray[i].indexOf("OKAY") + 4 == wordLength)
output += "K";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("LIBRARY") != -1)
output += "LIBERRY";
else
{

// if the word is none of those things, check to see if individual letters are special letters

for (var j = 0; j < wordLength; j++)
{

// delete double-letters; AOLers aren't that capable of spelling

if (textArray[i].charAt(j) == textArray[i].charAt(j+1))
{

output += textArray[i].charAt(j);

j++;

} // end if

// change "BE" to "B"

else if (textArray[i].charAt(j) == "B")
{

output += "B";

if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) == "E")
j++;

} // end if

// change "ck" to simply "k"

else if (textArray[i].charAt(j) == "C")
if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) == "K")
{

output += "K";
j++;

} // end if
else
output += "C";

// randomly change E's to 3's

else if (textArray[i].charAt(j) == "E")
if (Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) % 3 == 2)
output += "3";
else if (Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) % 3 == 1)
output += "A";
else
output += "E";

// do stuff with I's

else if (textArray[i].charAt(j) == "I")
{

// if there's an -ing word, change it to -ng

if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) + textArray[i].charAt(j+2) == "NG")
{

output += "NG";
j+= 2;

} // end if

// if there is an i-e word, such as "like", put the E in front of the third letter to make it "liek"

else if (textArray[i].charAt(j+2) == "E")
{

output += "IE" + textArray[i].charAt(j+1);
j+= 2;

} // end if

// if a word has "ie" in it, change it to "ei"

else if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) == "E")
{

output += "EI";
j++;

} // end if

// change "I'm going" or "I am going" to "Ima"

else if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) + textArray[i].charAt(j+2) == "'M" && j + 3 == wordLength)
{

if (textArray[i+1] + " " + textArray[i+2] == "GOING TO")
{

output += "IMA";
i += 2;
j += 2;

} // end if
else
output += "IM";

} // end if
else if (textArray[i+1] == "AM")
if (textArray[i+2] + " " + textArray[i+3] == "GOING TO")
{

output += "IMA";
i += 3;

} // end if
else
{

output += "IM";
i++;

} // end else
else
output += "I";

} // end if

// change "AM" to "M"

else if (textArray[i].charAt(j) == "A")
if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) == "M")
{

output += "M";
j++;

} // end if
else if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) + textArray[i].charAt(j+2) == "LK")
{

output += "OK";
j += 2;

} // end if
else if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) == "I")
{

output += "A" + textArray[i].charAt(j+2) + "E";
j += 2;

} // end if
else if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) + textArray[i].charAt(j+2) + textArray[i].charAt(j+3) == "TER")
{

output += "8R";
j += 3;

} // end if
else if (textArray[i].charAt(j+2) == "E")
{

output += "AE" + textArray[i].charAt(j+1);
j += 2;

} // end if
else
output += "A";

else if (textArray[i].charAt(j) == "S")

// replace "school" with "skool"

if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) + textArray[i].charAt(j+2) + textArray[i].charAt(j+3) + textArray[i].charAt(j+4) + textArray[i].charAt(j+5) == "CHOOL")
{

output += "SKOOL";
j += 5;

} // end if

// replace "see you" or "see ya" with "cya"

else if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) + textArray[i].charAt(j+2) + " " + textArray[i].charAt(0) + textArray[i].charAt(1) + textArray[i].charAt(2) == "SEE YOU")
{

output += "CYA";
j += 5;

} // end if
else if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) + textArray[i].charAt(j+2) + " " + textArray[i].charAt(0) + textArray[i].charAt(1) == "SEE YA")
{

output += "CYA";
j += 5;

} // end if
else
output += "S";
else if (textArray[i].charAt(j) == "O")
{

// test to see if it's a double-O word or an OUL word; if so, replace letters with a U

if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) == "O")
{

output += "U";
j++;

} // end if
else if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) == "U" && textArray[i].charAt(j+2) == "L")
{

output += "U";
j += 2;

} // end if
else
output += "O";

} // end if

// replace "TO" or "TOO" with "2"

else if (textArray[i].charAt(j) == "T")
{

if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) == "O")
{

output += "2";

if (textArray[i].charAt(j+2) == "O")
{

j += 2;

} // end if
else
{

j++;

} // end else

} // end if
else if (textArray[i].charAt(j+1) + textArray[i].charAt(j+2) + textArray[i].charAt(j+3) == "HAT")
{

output += "TAHT";

j += 3;

} // end if
else
output += "T";

} // end if

// if letter is not special and is not punctuation, simply output the letter

else if (textArray[i].charAt(j) != "." && textArray[i].charAt(j) != "!" && textArray[i].charAt(j) != "?" && textArray[i].charAt(j) != "'" && textArray[i].charAt(j) != ";" && textArray[i].charAt(j) != "," && textArray[i].charAt(j) != ":" && textArray[i].charAt(j) != "\"" && textArray[i].charAt(j) != "`" && textArray[i].charAt(j) != "~")
output += textArray[i].charAt(j);

} // end for

} // end else

// replace end punctuation with more AOLer style punctuation

if (textArray[i].indexOf(".") != -1 || textArray[i].indexOf("!") != -1 || textArray[i].indexOf("?") != -1)
{

// create a loop variable

var placeInWord;

// find out which character comes first

if (textArray[i].indexOf("!") != -1)
var firstCharacter = "!";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf(".") != -1)
var firstCharacter = ".";
else if (textArray[i].indexOf("?") != -1)
var firstCharacter = "?";

if ((textArray[i].indexOf(".") < textArray[i].indexOf(firstCharacter)) && textArray[i].indexOf(".") != -1)
firstCharacter = ".";

if ((textArray[i].indexOf("?") < textArray[i].indexOf(firstCharacter)) && textArray[i].indexOf("?") != -1)
firstCharacter = "?";

// set where to start in the word

placeInWord = textArray[i].indexOf(firstCharacter);

// if there is a question mark...

if (textArray[i].indexOf("?") != -1)
{

// ...ensure there is at least one question mark in the output

output += "?";

} // end if

for ( ; textArray[i].charAt(placeInWord) == "." || textArray[i].charAt(placeInWord) == "!" || textArray[i].charAt(placeInWord) == "?"; placeInWord++)
{

if (textArray[i].charAt(placeInWord) == "!" || textArray[i].charAt(placeInWord) == ".")
{

// output a random amount of exclamation marks and 1's

for (var k = (Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) % 5) + 4; k > 0; k--)
if (Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) % 2)
output += "!";
else
output += "1";

} // end if
else if (textArray[i].charAt(placeInWord) == "?")
{

// output a random amount of question marks and exclamation marks

for (var k = (Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) % 5) + 4; k > 0; k--)
if (Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) % 2)
output += "?";
else
output += "!";

} // end else

} // end for

// randomly print any combination of the abbreviations "OMG", "WTF", and "LOL" at the end of sentences

if (Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) % 2)
output += " OMG";
if (Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) % 2)
output += " WTF";
if (Math.floor(Math.random() * 100) % 2)
output += " LOL";

} // end if

// put a space between each word if it's not the end of a sentence

if (i != arrayLength - 1 && textArray[i+1] != "")
output += " ";

} // end for

// output the result to the bottom box

document.translate.translated.value = output;

} // end translateText
// -->
</script>
</head>

<body bgcolor="#FFFFBF" style="text-align:center">
<p><font size="+2" color="blue" face="Verdana">The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator</font></p>
<p>This translator will take what you write in it and turn it into the manner a 12-year-old AOLer would write it. Type in what you want translated and then click the button.</p>
<form name="translate">
<textarea name="translatethis" rows="15" style="width:75%" wrap="logical"></textarea><br /><br />
<input type="button" value="Translate!" onclick="translateText(document.translate.translatethis.value)"><br /><br />
<textarea name="translated" rows="15" style="width:75%" wrap="logical" readonly="readonly"></textarea>
</form>
</body>
</html>
12 yr old:
Quote:
<HTML>
<HEAD>
TEH AOLER TRANSLA2R</TITL3>
<SCRIPT TYP3=TEXT/JAVASCRIPT>
<-
!!11 WTF LOL FUNCTION TRANSLAETT3XT(TEXT)
{

/ CHANGA IT AL 2 UP3RCAES

T3XT = TEXT2UPERCAES()

111!1 OMG WTF LOL / SPLIT TEH STRNG IN2 AN ARAY

VAR T3XTARAY = TEXTSPLIT(!!11 )

/ CREAET OUTPUT AND LENGTH VARIABLAS

VAR OUTPUT = "
VAR ARAYLENGTH = TEXTARAYL3NGTH
!!!! VAR WORDL3NGTH

/ START LOP WHICH TRANSLAETS WUT WRIT3N

FOR (VAR I = 0 I < ARAYLANGTH I+)
{

/ CRAAET VARIABL3 FOR HOW LONG DA CURENT WORD IS

WORDL3NGTH = TEXTARAY[I]LENGTH

!1111!11 OMG / TEST IF TEH WORD IS ANY SP3CIAL WORDS IF SO CHANGA IT 2 ASOCIAETD MISPELNG/ABRAVIATION

IF UR!!!11 LOL =111!!1 WTF LOL -1 | UR!!!1 =!111 LOL -1)
OUTPUT += UR
3LSE IF U1!!!!! WTF LOL =111! OMG -1)
OUTPUT += U
3LSE IF (T3XTARAY[I] + + WT =!!1!11 WTF -1)
{

OUTPUT += WT

IF (T3XTARAY[I+2]INDAXOF(FUK)!11!!!!! OMG WTF =!1!!! LOL -1) & TEXTARAY[I+2]CHARAT(T3XTARAY[I+2]INDEXOF(FUK)1!!1!!! WTF + 4) =1!1!!1 I)
{

/ IF PHRAES IS WTF WRIET F

OUTPUT += F
I+

} / END IF
ALSE IF (T3XTARAY[I+2]IND3XOF(H3L)!111 OMG =!!!1 WTF -1 | TEXTARAY[I+2]INDAXOF(HEK)!!11 LOL =!11!111 -1)
{

/ IF PHRAES IS WTH WRIET H

OUTPUT += H
I+

} / END IF

I+

} / 3ND IF
ELSE IF WUT1!!111! OMG WTF =1!11! LOL -1)
OUTPUT += WUT
ELSA IF (TEXTARAY[I]IND3XOF(AER)1111! LOL =!11!! WTF -1 & TAXTARAY[I]INDEXOF(AER)!!!11!! OMG WTF LOL + 3 = WORDLENGTH)
OUTPUT += R
ELS3 IF Y1!!! OMG WTF =11!!111 OMG LOL -1)
OUTPUT += Y
ELSE IF (TEXTARAY[I] + + TEXTARAY[I+1] + + BRB =1!!!! WTF LOL -1)
{

OUTPUT += BRB
I += 2

} / END IF
ELS3 IF B/C!!!!1!! WTF =1!!!!!! LOL -1)
OUTPUT += B/C
ELSE IF (TAXTARAY[I] + + TEXTARAY[I+1] + + OMG =!!11 -1)
{

OUTPUT += OMG
I += 2

} / 3ND IF
ELSE IF O1!1!1 LOL =1!!!1 OMG WTF -1)
OUTPUT += O
ELSE IF (TEXTARAY[I]INDAXOF(THE)11!1111 WTF =1!!!1!1 OMG LOL -1 & T3XTARAY[I]INDEXOF(TH3)!11!!!1 OMG LOL + 3 = WORDLANGTH)
IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()!!!!111! OMG WTF LOL * 10) % 2)
OUTPUT += TEH
3LSE
OUTPUT += DA
ALS3 IF (T3XTARAY[I]INDAXOF(MY)!!!1 WTF LOL =!!1!1!!1 OMG -1 & TEXTARAY[I]IND3XOF(MY)11!!111! WTF LOL + 2 = WORDLENGTH)
OUTPUT += MAH
3LS3 IF (TEXTARAY[I]INDAXOF(N3W)!1!!! =!!1!!11 -1 & T3XTARAY[I]INDEXOF(NEW)1!!11 OMG + 3 = WORDL3NGTH)
OUTPUT += NU
ELSE IF (T3XTARAY[I]INDAXOF(WITH)!111111 OMG =!1!1! WTF -1 & TEXTARAY[I]INDEXOF(WITH)!1!!1! OMG + 4 = WORDL3NGTH)
OUTPUT += WIT
ELSE IF RILLY!111 LOL =11!! OMG WTF -1)
OUTPUT += RILY
3LSE IF PLZ!1!11! OMG =!!!1! OMG WTF -1)
OUTPUT += PLZ
ELSE IF THX!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF =!1!!11!1 OMG WTF -1)
OUTPUT += THX
3LSA IF THEIR11!! WTF LOL =11!!1 -1)
IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()1!111!1 WTF * 10) % 2)
OUTPUT += THERE ALSE
OUTPUT += THEYRE
3LS3 IF THERE1!111 =!1111! OMG WTF -1)
IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()!!!11 OMG * 10) % 2)
OUTPUT += THEYRE ELSE
OUTPUT += TH3YRE
3LSA IF THERE!1111!1! OMG WTF LOL =!!!111!1 LOL -1)
IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()!!1!11 * 10) % 2)
OUTPUT += THEIR ELSA
OUTPUT += THEYRE ELSA IF (T3XTARAY[I]INDEXOF(OK)1!1! OMG =1!!!!!! WTF -1 & T3XTARAY[I]IND3XOF(OK)1!11!1 OMG WTF + 2 = WORDLENGTH & TEXTARAY[I]INDAXOF(OK)!!1111 WTF = 0)
OUTPUT += K
ALSE IF (T3XTARAY[I]IND3XOF(OKAY)!!1!1 OMG LOL =!11! OMG WTF -1 & T3XTARAY[I]IND3XOF(OKAY)11!11!11 OMG LOL + 4 = WORDLENGTH)
OUTPUT += K
3LS3 IF LIBERRY11!!!!11 WTF LOL =11111 LOL -1)
OUTPUT += LIEBRY
ELS3
{

/ IF TEH WORD IS NONE OF THOSE THNGS CH3K 2 SE IF INDIVIDUAL LET3RS R SPACIAL L3TARS

FOR (VAR J = 0 J < WORDL3NGTH J+)
{

/ DAL3TE DOUBL3-LETERS AOLARS AERNT TAHT CAPABL3 OF SPELNG

IF (T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)!1!! WTF LOL = TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)
!!11 OMG {

OUTPUT += T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)

!!!1111! OMG WTF J+

} / AND IF

/ CHANGE B 2 B

ELSE IF (T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)!11!! OMG = B)
{

OUTPUT += B

IF (T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)!111 = A)
J+

} / AND IF

/ CHANGA K 2 SIMPLY K

3LS3 IF (T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)!1!!! OMG = C)
IF (T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)!!!!!!11 WTF LOL = K)
{

OUTPUT += K
J+

} / 3ND IF
ALSE
OUTPUT += C

/ RANDOMLY CHANGE 3S 2 3S

3LSA IF (T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)!1!! OMG LOL = E)
IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()11!1 WTF LOL * 10) % 3 = 2)
OUTPUT += 3
ELSE IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL * 10) % 3 = 1)
OUTPUT += A
ELSE
OUTPUT += 3

/ DO STUF WIT IS

ELS3 IF (TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)!!111111 OMG WTF LOL = I)
{

/ IF THEIR AN -NG WORD CHANG3 IT 2 -NG

IF (T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)!1!11!!! WTF + T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+2)!111! WTF LOL = NG)
{

OUTPUT += NG
J+= 2

} / END IF

/ IF THEIR IS AN IE- WORD SUCH AS LIEK PUT DA E IN FRONT OF DA THIRD LETER 2 MAEK IT LEIK

ELSA IF (TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+2)1!11!! WTF = E)
{

OUTPUT += EI + TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)
!!!1! OMG WTF J+= 2

} / AND IF

/ IF A WORD HAS EI IN IT CHANGE IT 2 3I

ALS3 IF (TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)11!!! = A)
{

OUTPUT += EI
J+

} / END IF

/ CHANG3 IMM GONG OR IM GONG 2 IMA

ELSE IF (T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)!!111111 OMG WTF + TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+2)!111111 WTF LOL = M & J + 3 = WORDLENGTH)
{

IF (TEXTARAY[I+1] + + TEXTARAY[I+2] = GONG 2)
{

OUTPUT += IMA
I += 2
J += 2

} / 3ND IF
ELSA
OUTPUT += IM

} / END IF
3LS3 IF (T3XTARAY[I+1] = M)
IF (T3XTARAY[I+2] + + TEXTARAY[I+3] = GONG 2)
{

OUTPUT += IMA
I += 3

} / AND IF
3LSE
{

OUTPUT += IM
I+

} / END ELSE
ALSE
OUTPUT += I

} / 3ND IF

/ CHANGA M 2 M

ELSA IF (TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)!!1! OMG WTF = A)
IF (TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)1!111 OMG WTF LOL = M)
{

OUTPUT += M
J+

} / END IF
3LSE IF (T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)!1!!11! OMG WTF LOL + TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+2)!111!1! = LK)
{

OUTPUT += OK
J += 2

} / END IF
ALSE IF (TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)!!11 = I)
{

OUTPUT += A + T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+2)!!!1!!1 LOL + 3
J += 2

} / END IF
ALS3 IF (TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)!!1!! OMG WTF + TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+2)!11!!1!1 OMG LOL + TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+3)1!1!!! WTF LOL = T3R)
{

OUTPUT += 8R
J += 3

} / AND IF
3LSE IF (TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+2)!!!!1111 OMG WTF = 3)
{

OUTPUT += AE + TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)
!1!11!11 OMG WTF LOL J += 2

} / END IF
ELSE
OUTPUT += A

ELSE IF (TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)1!11!1!1 OMG WTF LOL = S)

/ REPLAEC SKOOL WIT SKOL

IF (T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)111!! WTF + TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+2)!!!111!1 WTF LOL + TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+3)!11!1 LOL + TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+4)!111!!11 LOL + TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+5)!!11!! WTF LOL = CHOL)
{

OUTPUT += SKOL
J += 5

} / 3ND IF

/ RAPLAEC SE U OR SE YA WIT CYA

ALSA IF (TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)!11!1! LOL + T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+2)!!!!!11! OMG + + TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(0)11!!!!!1 LOL + TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(1)11!!!!11 OMG + TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(2)1!!11! LOL = SE U {

OUTPUT += CYA
J += 5

} / AND IF
ELSE IF (TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)!1!11!! WTF + TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+2)111!111! + + TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(0)!11!!!! OMG WTF + TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(1)1111 OMG LOL = SE YA)
{

OUTPUT += CYA
J += 5

} / AND IF
ELSE
OUTPUT += S
3LSE IF (TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)!!!!11 = O)
{

/ TEST 2 SE IF ITS A DOUBL3-O WORD OR AN U WORD IF SO R3PLAEC L3TERS WIT A U

IF (T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)1!!111 OMG LOL = O)
{

OUTPUT += U
J+

} / END IF
3LSE IF (TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)!!!!1 OMG LOL = U & T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+2)!!!1111 WTF = L)
{

OUTPUT += U
J += 2

} / END IF
ELSE
OUTPUT += O

} / 3ND IF

/ R3PLAEC 2 OR 2 WIT 2

ALSE IF (T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)1!!! WTF LOL = T)
{

IF (TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)!11!1! OMG = O)
{

OUTPUT += 2

IF (T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+2)!!11!1! OMG WTF = O)
{

J += 2

} / 3ND IF
ALS3
{

J+

} / 3ND ELSE

} / END IF
ALSE IF (TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+1)!1!!1 WTF + TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+2)11!1!1 WTF LOL + TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J+3)!1!!! = HAT)
{

OUTPUT += TAHT

J += 3

} / END IF
ELSE
OUTPUT += T

} / END IF

/ IF LETER IS NOT SPECIAL AND IS NOT PUNCTUATION SIMPLY OUTPUT DA L3TER

3LSA IF (T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)1!1!111! OMG WTF LOL =!1!!! !!1111 OMG WTF & TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)!111!1!1 OMG LOL =!1!1 OMG 1!!1 WTF LOL & T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)11!!1 WTF LOL =1!1!!1!1 WTF LOL ??????!! OMG WTF LOL & TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)!1!1 WTF =!1111 OMG WTF & TAXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)1!111 LOL =111!11! WTF & T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)11111!1! WTF LOL =11!!!1! WTF LOL & TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)!11!1! LOL =!1!1!1 OMG LOL & T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)!111!1! OMG =11!1 OMG WTF LOL \" & TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)!1!!1!!1 OMG LOL =11!1! OMG LOL & T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)1!11 OMG WTF LOL =1111!!! OMG WTF LOL )
OUTPUT += TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(J)

11!11!1! OMG LOL } / END FOR

} / END 3LS3

/ REPLAEC AND PUNCTUATION WIT MOR3 AOLAR STYL3 PUNCTUATION

IF (TAXTARAY[I]INDAXOF()11!11111 OMG =11!1!1 -1 | TEXTARAY[I]IND3XOF()!!!1!!1 WTF LOL =!1!11!! LOL -1 | TEXTARAY[I]INDEXOF()?!1!!11!1 LOL =!1!!1!1! -1)
{

/ CREAET A LOP VARIABLA

VAR PLAECINWORD

/ FIND OUT WHICH CHARACT3R COMES FIRST

IF (TEXTARAY[I]IND3XOF()!1!!!1!1 LOL =1!1!1 OMG -1)
VAR FIRSTCHARACTAR =
!!!!11 OMG WTF 3LSE IF (TEXTARAY[I]INDEXOF()!!!1! OMG WTF LOL =111!1! OMG LOL -1)
VAR FIRSTCHARACTER =
!!1111 OMG WTF ELS3 IF (T3XTARAY[I]INDEXOF()?1!1! OMG LOL =!!!11! OMG WTF LOL -1)
VAR FIRSTCHARACTER =

????!?!! OMG LOL IF (TAXTARAY[I]INDEXOF()1!1!!!! LOL < TEXTARAY[I]INDEXOF(FIRSTCHARACTAR)11!!!11! WTF & T3XTARAY[I]INDEXOF()1!1!!11 =!!11!1 WTF LOL -1)
FIRSTCHARACTER =

1!!11 IF (TAXTARAY[I]INDEXOF()?!111!1 OMG LOL < T3XTARAY[I]INDEXOF(FIRSTCHARACTER)!111 OMG LOL & T3XTARAY[I]INDAXOF()?11!11 OMG =!!!!11 OMG WTF -1)
FIRSTCHARACTER =

?!???!?! / SAT WH3RA 2 START IN TEH WORD

PLAECINWORD = TEXTARAY[I]INDAXOF(FIRSTCHARACT3R)

!!!1!! OMG / IF THEIR IS A QUESTION MARK.

1!!1111111!!!!111!! WTF LOL IF (T3XTARAY[I]INDEXOF()?!!1!!1 WTF =!!!11!!! OMG -1)
{

/ .3NSURE1!!!!11!1!111111!1!1 OMG WTF THEIR IS AT LEAST ON3 QUESTION MARK IN TEH OUTPUT

OUTPUT +=

?!?!?!!!! OMG } / AND IF

FOR ( T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(PLAECINWORD)111111 WTF LOL = !1!1!!!! | T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(PLAECINWORD)111!! LOL = !!11! OMG WTF LOL | TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(PLAECINWORD)!1!!!! OMG WTF = ??!?!!?! WTF PLAECINWORD+)
{

IF (TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(PLAECINWORD)!111! OMG WTF = !!!!!! OMG WTF | T3XTARAY[I]CHARAT(PLAECINWORD)1!1!11! OMG = )
1!11 LOL {

/ OUTPUT A RANDOM MOUNT OF 3XCLMATION MARKS AND 1S

FOR (VAR K = (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()111!1!!1 WTF * 10) % 5) + 4 K > 0 K-)
IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()!1!!!111 WTF LOL * 10) % 2)
OUTPUT +=
1!!!1 ELSE
OUTPUT += 1

} / 3ND IF
ELSE IF (TEXTARAY[I]CHARAT(PLAECINWORD)1!!1!111 WTF = )
?!!?? OMG WTF LOL {

/ OUTPUT A RANDOM MOUNT OF QU3STION MARKS AND 3XCLMATION MARKS

FOR (VAR K = (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()1!11!!1 LOL * 10) % 5) + 4 K > 0 K-)
IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()!!11! WTF LOL * 10) % 2)
OUTPUT +=
?!!?!!! LOL ALSA
OUTPUT +=

!1!!! LOL } / END 3LS3

} / AND FOR

/ RANDOMLY PRINT ANY COMBINATION OF DA ABRAVIATIONS OMG WTF AND LOL AT TEH AND OF S3NTENCES

IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()!!!111!1 * 10) % 2)
OUTPUT += OMG
IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()111!1 OMG WTF * 10) % 2)
OUTPUT += WTF
IF (MATHFLOR(MATHRANDOM()!!1!! OMG LOL * 10) % 2)
OUTPUT += LOL

} / AND IF

/ PUT A SPAEC BTWEN AACH WORD IF ITS NOT DA END OF A SENTANC3

IF (I =1!!111 WTF ARAYLENGTH - 1 & TEXTARAY[I+1] =!!11! WTF ")
OUTPUT +=

} / END FOR

/ OUTPUT TEH R3SULT 2 TEH BOTOM BOX

DOCUM3NTTRANSLAETTRANSLAETDVALUE!!!!! WTF LOL = OUTPUT

} / END TRANSLAETTEXT
/ ->
</SCRIPT>
</H3AD>

<BODY BGCOLOR=#FFBF STYLA=T3XT-ALIGNCENT3R>
<P><FONT SIEZ=+2 COLOR=BLUA TEH ANGLISH-2-12-Y3AR-OLD-AOLER TRANSLA2R</FONT></P>
<P>THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 TEH MANER A 12-Y3AR-OLD AOL3R WUD WRIET IT1!!1!1! TYPA IN WUT U WANT TRANSLAETD AND TH3N CLIK DA BUTON</P>
!1!!1111 OMG LOL <FORM NM3=TRANSLAET>
<TEXTAERA NM3=TRANSLAETTHIS ROWS=15 STYLA=WIDTH75% WRAP=LOGICAL></TEXTAERA><BR /><BR />
<INPUT TYPE=BUTON VALU3=TRANSLAET1!11!1! ONCLIK=TRANSLAETT3XT(DOCUMENTTRANSLAETTRANSLAETTHISVALUE)><BR!1111 LOL /><BR />
<TEXTAERA NME=TRANSLAETD ROWS=15 STYL3=WIDTH75% WRAP=LOGICAL READONLY=R3ADONLY></TEXTAERA>
</FORM>
</BODY>
</HTML>

OMG WTF LOL...

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This has gotten so old that you guys are posting crap that no one's gonna try to even cypher. Go use it on AOL you A/S/L basturds.
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SO I WAS AT SKOOL AND THEYRE WAS LIEK THIS GUY AND H3 LIEK HAETS ME SO HES LIEK COME HERE MOTHAR FUK3R AND IMM LIEK NO!!1! AND HES LIEK YES!! AND SO H3 BEET ME UP AND I BEET HIM UP BAK AND IT WAS COOL SO I GO HOM3 WIT A BLAK EYE AND MAH MOMS LIEK WUT HAP3N3D AND IM LIEK WEEE!!1!! WTF LOL AND SHES LIEK COOL SO SH3 CALED DA COPS AND THERE LIEK LATS AERST HIM AND IM LIEK YES B/C I HEARD WUT HAPAN3D ON TEH SPAAEKRPHONE AND SO DA COPS COME OVAR 2 MAH SKOOL AND AR3ST HIM AND H3S LIEK NO! AND IM LIEK YES!! OMG AND I HAD FUN1!!!! OMG LOL
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AND SO H3 BEET ME UP
Gee, I wonder why he did that?
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BTW, that story was fake.

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I KNOW MORE ABOUT COMPUT3RS THAN U DO11!!11 LOL DONT TOK 2 ME ABOUT IT B/C U BTER WATCH OUT OR IL L3T MAH BROTHER WHOS A HAKER HAK U!!1!111! OMG WTF LOL I CAN MAEK BTER HTML PAEGS THAN U!1!1!!1 OMG WTF Y IS IT THOUGH WHEN I CLIK ON A LINK IT MAEKS ANOTHAR PAEG AP3AR WHERE AL TEH BUTONS SHUD B?!!!? LOL
Hee hee, n00b.

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DID U HAAR TAHT JUSTIN 2TALY MAED OUT WIT MA?!??!!!?? OMG WTF HES SO NIEC AND WHAN HE 2LD MA HIS AEG I WAS 2TALY SURPRIESD I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS 27!!111!1 WTF SO ANYWAY H3 2LD MA NOT 2 TAL MAH MOM AND I WAS LIEK YAAH K I WONT T3L AND THAN KA KISED ME AND 2UCHED MA IN PLAECS I ONLY EVER SEN ON MOVEIS BFORE BUT IT WAS AL COL AND STUF AND TAHT WAS LIEK A MONTH AGO AND NOW I G3T SIK IN DA MORNNGS AND MAH S2MACH IS STARTNG 2 SWEL UP I DONT KNOW WUT O1!111 LOL YAAH AND I WON TEH CHERLEADNG CONTEST BUT THEY 2S3D MA OUT 2DAY B/C MAH S2MACH IS STARTNG 2 HANG OVAR MAH SHIRT AND ITS SO GROS I HAEV 2 DO SOME SIT UPS OR SOM3THNG I DONT KNOW WUT UP.!111!!!!1!1!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF I HAEVNT 2LD MAH MOM ABOUT JUSTIN YET I HAEVNT SEN HIM IN A WHIEL.1!!!111!1!111!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL
Kind of sick, but funny. Reminds me of a girl named Britney that I know...

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CONSTRUCTION OF HALF A TRIANGL3 CAES TEH FOLOWNG FIGURES R A U OF HOW ONE CAN CONSTRUCT HALF TEH AERA OF A TRIANGL311!! OMG WTF LOL USNG ANY TRIANGLA SAY ABC ONA CAN CONSTRUCT A PARAL3L SEGMANT 2 A BAES SUCH TAHT IT DIVIEDS TEH AERA OF DA TWO PARTS AQUALY!!!! OMG WTF LOL TEH CONSTRUCTION CAN B MAED BY HAND BUT IS MORE RAASONABL3 USNG G3OM3TARS SK3TCHPAD

BGIN1!!!!111 WTF LOL WIT ANY TRIANGLE SAY ABC AND USNG ONE SIED OF DA TRIANGLA MAEK A CIRCLE BY CANTER (C) AND RADIUS (CB)!11!1 WTF NOW CONSTRUCT A PERP3NDICULAR LIEN 2 TEH RADIUS (CB) THROUGH TEH CANT3R (C) AND PLAEC A POINT OF INTERS3CTION (B)

[IMG]HTP/JWILSONCO3UGAE.DU/EMT68/3MAT680FOLD3RS/MCINTIER/3SAYS/ESAY%20%231/IMAEG3GIF[/IMG]

NEXT!1!1111! CONSTRUCT SAGMENT B (SHOWN BLOW)

[IMG]HTP/JWILSONCO3UGAE.DU/EMT68/AMAT680FOLDARS/MCINTIER/ESAYS/ASAY%20%231/IMAEG4GIF[/IMG]

CONTINUE11111 OMG WTF BY SELECTNG TEH MIDPOINT OF B AND MAKNG A CIRCLA BY CENTER (B) AND RADIUS (BM)

[IMG]HTP/JWILSONCOEUGAE.DU/EMT68/AMAT680FOLDARS/MCINTIER/ESAYS/3SAY%20%231/IMAEG5GIF[/IMG]

NOW11!!! WTF CONSTRUCT A POINT OF INTERSECTION (N) BTWEN DA TRIANGL3 AND TEH NU CIRCL3 11!!1 OMG CONSTRUCT A PARAL3L LIEN 2 TEH OPOSIET SIED (AB) TAHT RUNS THROUGH TEH LAETST POINT OF INTERSECTION (N)11!11! WTF LOL A POINT OF INT3RSACTION WIT TEH OTHER SIED OF DA TRIANGLE (P) IS PLAECD NEXT

[IMG]HTP/JWILSONCO3UGAE.DU/3MT68/3MAT680FOLDERS/MCINTIER/ESAYS/ESAY%20%231/IMAEG6GIF[/IMG]

A!!!!!1 OMG WTF S3GM3NT OR LIEN THROUGH TEH NU POINT (P) AND PARALAL 2 DA BAES (BC) IS CONSTRUCTAD IN ORDER 2 DIVIED DA TRIANGLA IN2 TWO CONGRUENT DA!111!11! OMG GRAPHIC BLOW SHOWS TEH EQUAL AERAS!!1!! OMG CLIK H3RE1111 LOL 2 INVASTIGAET TEH FIGUR3 BLOW OWN UR OWN AND SE TAHT TEH AERAS MANETANE 3QUALITY

[IMG]HTP/JWILSONCOEUGAE.DU/EMT68/AMAT680FOLDERS/MCINTIER/ASAYS/ASAY%20%231/IMAEG7GIF[/IMG]

CONSTRUCTION11!!! WTF OF HALF A TRIANGLE CAES 2

FURTH3R INVASTIGATION OF DA ABOVE LED ME 2 BGIN WANDERNG WUT RALATIONSHIP DA ALTITUDE HAS 2 HALF DA AERA OF A TRIANGLA11!!1!11 SINCE TRIANGL3AQP IS SIMILAR 2 TRIANGLE ABC BY A I DECIEDD 2 SET UP A RATIO OF DA ALTITUDAS (HEIGHT) OF TEH SMALER TRIANGLE (AE) 2 TEH LARGER TRIANGLE(AD)11!!! WTF LOL DA RATIO YEILDS 707!111!1 WTF AND MANETANES THIS RATIO WHAN MANIPULAETD!1111! WTF A PICTURE IS SHOWN BLOW FOR TEH SAT UP OF DA SADE TRIANGLE1!!1 WTF LOL

[IMG]HTP/JWILSONCO3UGAE.DU/EMT68/EMAT680FOLD3RS/MCINTIER/3SAYS/ESAY%20%231/IMAEG1GIF[/IMG]

2!111!! LOL VEIW CLIK H3RE

FURTH3RMORE!1!1 I BGAN 2 INV3STIGAET DA RELATIONSHIP OF DA AERA OF TEH TRIANGLA AQP 2 TEH AERA OF TEH TRAEPZOID QPCB!!11!1! TAKNG IN2 ACOUNT TAHT WH3N WA HAEV HALF A TRIANGLE TEH AERA OF TRIANGL3 AQP IS EQUAL 2 TEH AERA OF TRAEPZOID QPCB W3 US3D DA INFORMATION GANEED FROM SKATCHPAD MANIPULATIONS 2 SET UP DA CHART BLOW!!1!1 OMG WTF TEH U OF TEH EQUATION SHOWS DA RATIO OF TEH SIEDS OF TEH TRIANGL3 IN A WRITEN FORM!!11 OMG WTF LOL THEIR WHEN BIESCTNG TEH AERA OF A TRIANGLA USNG A PARALEL SEGMENT 2 A BAES DA RATIO OF DA SIEDS IS 707

GIEVN!1111!! AE = 707(AD)

3D1!!!!!!! = 2931!1!! OMG LOL (AD)

AERA OF TRIANGL3 (AQP)

(1/2)(AA)(QP)

(A3)(QP)

707(AD)(QP)

707(QP)

707QP!!11!! - 293QP

QP(7071!11!!11 OMG LOL - 293)

QP(414)

QP

QP111!111!

AERA OF TRAEPZOID (QPCB)

(1/2)(3D)(QP + BC)

ED(QP + BC)

293(AD)(QP!1!1 OMG WTF LOL + BC)

293QP!1!!11 OMG + 293BC

293BC

293BC

293BC

(293/414)(BC)

707BC!1!!1 OMG

AERA OF TRAEPZOID (QPCB)

(1/2)(3D)(QP + BC)

ED(QP + BC)

293(AD)(QP11!!! WTF LOL + BC)

293QP!!!1! OMG LOL + 293BC

293BC

293BC

293BC

(293/414)(BC)

707BC

CONCURENT!!!!1111 WTF LOL SAGMANTS

NOW?!?!?? WTF LOL DA QUASTION HAS ARIESN AS 2 WH3TH3R TEH S3M3NT
FOR EACH BAES WHICH SPLITS DA TRIANGLA IN2 CONGRU3NT AERAS IS DA11!1!11 THRE FIGURES BLOW SHOW &QUOTHALF A TRIANGLE&QUOT AERA FOR 3ACH WIT TEH S3GMANTS FOR AL THRE BAESS IN PLAEC1!!!1!!! WTF LOL AS SEN IN DA DA SAGM3NTS R NOT CONCUR3NT AND R NOT CONCURANT FOR ANY CAES

[IMG]HTP/JWILSONCO3UGAE.DU/EMT68/EMAT680FOLDERS/MCINTIER/3SAYS/ASAY%20%231/IMAEG8GIF[/IMG]

[IMG]HTP/JWILSONCOEUGAE.DU/EMT68/EMAT680FOLDERS/MCINTIER/3SAYS/3SAY%20%231/IMAEG9GIF[/IMG]

[IMG]HTP/JWILSONCO3UGAE.DU/3MT68/EMAT680FOLD3RS/MCINTIER/3SAYS/ESAY%20%231/IMAEG10GIF[/IMG]

AN!1!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL APROACH H3RE TAHT MIGHT B CONSIEDRED IS 2
HAEV TEH STUDANTS MAEK A CONJECTUR3 ABOUT DA CONCURANCY OF TEH S3GMENTS
BFOR3 VEIWNG1!!!11 WTF LOL ONA CUD HAEV THEM MAEK CONJ3CTUR3S FOR WH3N TRIANGLE ABC
IS ACUTE RIGHT AND/OR OBTUSE

FINAL111! DISCUSION R3L3VANC3 OF DA INER TRIANGL3

ONCE11!11! STUDANTS DISCOVER TAHT TEH S3GM3NTS R NOT
CONCURENT TH3N U CUD MOVE ON 2 MAEK CONJECTUR3S ABOUT TEH TRIANGLE
FORMED BY DA SEGMENTS!!1111 OMG WTF LOL MANY STUDENTS MAY R3ALIEZ QUIKLY TAHT TEH TRIANGL3
WUD B SIMILAR 2 DA OTHAR TRIANGL3S BUT CUD B PROMPTED FURTHER
2 MAEK PROFS OF Y TH3Y R SIMILAR

ONA1!1111!! WTF POSIBLA PROF OF DA SIMILARITY
[IMG]HTP/JWILSONCO3UGAE.DU/3MT68/3MAT680FOLDERS/MCINTIER/ESAYS/ESAY%20%231/IMAEG12GIF[/IMG]

SINCE11!!1! OMG WTF QP IS PARALAL 2 BC TH3N ANGL3 1 IS CONGRUENT
2 ANGL3 4!!!1!1 OMG ALSO SINCA JF IS PARALEL 2 AB THAN ANGL3 4 IS CONGRUENT
2 ANGLE 6!!!1!!! OMG LOL THEIR BY DA TRANSITIEV PROP3RTY OF CONGRUANCE ANGL3 1 IS CONGRUANT 2 ANGLE 6

SINC3 DG IS PARALAL 2 AC ANGLA 2 IS CONGRUENT
2 ANGLE 1 AND SINCA JF IS PARAL3L 2 AB ANGLA 1 IS CONGRUENT 2 ANGL3
10111! WTF AGANE BY TEH TRANSITIEV PROP3RTY OF CONGRU3NCE ANGLE 2
IS CONGRU3NT 2 ANGL3 10

CONTINUNG SINCE DG IS PARALEL 2 AC ANGLE 3
IS CONGRU3NT 2 ANGLE 12 AND WIT QP BNG PARALEL 2 BC THAN ANGLA 12
IS CONGRU3NT 2 ANGLA 14 AND BY DA TRANSITIEV PROPERTY OF CONGRUANCE ANGLE
3 IS CONGRUANT 2 ANGLE 14

BY AA DA IN3R TRIANGL3 IS SIMILAR 2 TRIANGLE
ABC AND 2 DA TRIANGL3S FORM3D BY DA SEGMANTS BIESCTNG TEH AERA1!!!1!!1
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WE TEH PAOPLA OF DA UNIETD STAETS IN ORD3R 2 FORM A MORE PARFECT UNION 3STABLISH JUSTIEC INSUR3 DOM3STIC TRANQUILITY PROVIED FOR DA COMON DEF3NCE PROMOTE DA GAN3RAL W3LFAER AND S3CURA TEH BLESNGS OF LIEBRTY 2 OURSELVES AND OUR POSTERITY DO ORDANE AND ESTABLISH THIS CONSTITUTION FOR TEH UNIETD STAETS OF MERICA1!1111!! WTF LOL
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