31st October 2003, 06:08
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Seeing as how the fellati
 thread seems to be attracting so much attention even though it was a 'hard to swallow' subject, here's your "get deep, down and dirty" companion to it.How much do you like to scrub the shrub with your mouth lizard? Me? I'm a master of many tongues 
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31st October 2003, 06:55
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Major Dude
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Been in the basement one time , a few months ago.
 The humidity was high there...Pretty damn high... 
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31st October 2003, 07:01
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"You may be a cunning linguist, but i'm a master debator"
DO NOT PM ME WITH TECH SUPPORT QUESTIONS |
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31st October 2003, 09:31
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31st October 2003, 10:00
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The Forum Slut
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This and the phrase "two quarts low" in Music thread do me!
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31st October 2003, 10:15
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Rudolf the Red.
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Done it twice before but it was pitch black literally each time. Would like to practice more.
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31st October 2003, 12:48
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Hobbit Humper
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I am not inclined to orthrography.
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31st October 2003, 13:47
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Ol' Dirty Loser
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I see no stinking sig! Do you see a stinking sig? |
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31st October 2003, 13:51
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Rudolf the Red.
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What the done think when your tongue starts to get tired?
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31st October 2003, 13:55
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Ol' Dirty Loser
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  <-- I designed this smiley for PabUK, so I'm taking the liberty of using it. Anyone have a problem with that? 
I see no stinking sig! Do you see a stinking sig? |
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31st October 2003, 14:03
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Cool Guy.
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nope.
...a blatant person. |
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31st October 2003, 14:32
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Comfortably Numb
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There's two things I love to eat.
Food is one of 'em
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31st October 2003, 14:45
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Major Dude
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is the other one mcDonalds?
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31st October 2003, 15:02
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Comfortably Numb
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My girlfriends love it when I go muff diving...
cause I know how to breathe out of my ears
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31st October 2003, 15:09
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Nothing to say...
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31st October 2003, 15:12
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Ol' Dirty Loser
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I see no stinking sig! Do you see a stinking sig? |
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31st October 2003, 15:14
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But I mean that in a good way..... |
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31st October 2003, 15:14
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Comfortably Numb
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I met a girl one time at a bar.
She asked if I used a rubber. I said "No...I can't get 'em to stay on my tongue" We left... |
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31st October 2003, 17:58
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Major Dudette
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I've been c0rrupted in a world of make.believe. -suzy- |
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31st October 2003, 19:16
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The Forum Slut
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31st October 2003, 19:18
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Comfortably Numb
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 patiently waiting his turn... |
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31st October 2003, 19:23
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Hobbit Humper
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had his turn....
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31st October 2003, 19:24
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LMFAO.
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31st October 2003, 19:26
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The Forum Slut
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*ahem*
Last edited by Widdykats; 18th March 2010 at 20:37. |
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31st October 2003, 20:15
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Major Dude
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big-tongued-dog PWNZ widdykats` cougar.
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31st October 2003, 20:17
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The Forum Slut
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31st October 2003, 20:19
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" Pwnz
"Ponez" Click once to rate this definition: (votes: 18) When another person fucks another person in the ass. He totally pwned her in the ass. He pwnzed her ass dude! He likes to pwnz chicks' asses. Recommend for deletion " http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwnz&f=1
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31st October 2003, 20:31
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Major Dude
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OK. I totally knew "pwnz" means something else. So that dog fucks that cougar,thats a nice deviation from the subject
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31st October 2003, 20:39
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but with all this, ya ain't getting laid.....quote the cougar: "Nevermore" from your urban dictionary First def." If something pwnz something else, it is better than that something else." |
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31st October 2003, 20:41
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when uh-hem..my husbands tongue gets tired,it just go to the bathroom and finish it in the shower.... but i really wish someone would invent this!
"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones |
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31st October 2003, 20:45
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The Forum Slut
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Good! Doesn't involve pets!
andahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! |
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31st October 2003, 20:52
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Cool Guy.
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[link removed - Sarge]
I half expect this to change to link removed tho. ...a blatant person. |
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31st October 2003, 20:58
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The Forum Slut
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I'm not a "toys" person but, hey, whateverfloatsyourboat!
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31st October 2003, 23:46
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If you're Asian, you don't need a dog to cover for you, just aother Asian brother =D
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31st October 2003, 23:52
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1st November 2003, 00:31
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Would any of you guys suck another guy's dick if you were paid a certain amount of money?
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1st November 2003, 00:42
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rules all things
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ahahhahahaha
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