Lawyers, NOT like shooting fish in a barrel

[godoncrack]

I was watching world news tonight and saw the most fucked up shit ever.
A disgruntled son of a bitch tried to shoot up his sister's lawyer.
Apparently he lost a great deal of money
So he pulled out a 9mm(i think) and tried to off that rat bastard lawyer.
The rat took refuge behind an 8in diameter tree.
The SOB emptied his gun.
And just walked away.
Like it was nothing.
That was balls the size of balls.
The lawyer?
Is in stable condition.
BUT NOT DEAD!!!
he had a gun unloaded at point blank range, started talkin shit to the SOB and, LIVED!!!!
Yet a mother of 3 in a neighboring county died of cancer at 31.
Fought it like a comanche
Life is SOOOO not fair
Who wants to provide a link to the first one.

[Fickle]

woa. I don't know which is more fucked up, the story..
or your angle of it.

[d0rk]

Here you go, and theres a fucked up image of the lawyer RIGHT AFTER being shot with the gunman walking away

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/10/3...hot/index.html

[spiderbaby1958]

Talk about disturning! Is this the same godoncrack who seemed to be morally outraged at me (in another forum) for downloading a porno file? And why did he write his post in verse?

Usually when people shoot lawyers, they just can't take responsibility for the fact that they had a lousy case. That being said, that guy either wasn't shooting to kill, or he was the worst shot of all time.

[godoncrack]

Morally outraged at you for downloading a porno file???
*laughs
Are you reading for comprehension?

[Xerxes]

http://courttv.com/trials/blake/103103_ap.html

This is an intense story about a disgruntled client shooting his lawyer- at the site of an unrelated major trial (Robert Blake) so the whole thing was caught on tape.

Observe how nonchalantly the guy walks away, as if nobody has just noticed he shot someone at point blank.

Video (Realplayer)

[Starbucks]

Damn look at that guy. He walks away like nothing happened.

What did that blood sucking lawyer do??

[ElChevelle]

Saw it on CNN......how many times did he shoot that guy?
Reminded me of my bad dreams where no matter how many times I shoot a villain, the bullets just bounce of them.

[godoncrack]

I can think of no greater villain than a lawyer.
THIS lawyer showed mad skill.
*bows to lawyer

From just watching it and not reading any weblinks, I'd have to say he took two, maybe three.
And one was just a graze.
From what they say,he cost the shooter aLOT of money.
My favorite part of the whole thing was the tackle.
That cop just dropped him like a bitch.
Better than football

[spiderbaby1958]

Some things do not lend themselves easily to comprehension. I used the traditional disclaimer "appears to be" cuz how your mind works is the Lord's own mystery.

I loved the surprised look on the nutcase guy's face when the deputy tackled him: HEY! WHAT THE HELL?!! WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE?

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by godoncrack
My favorite part of the whole thing was the tackle.
That cop just dropped him like a bitch.
Better than football

It wasn't a cop, it was a judge.
That guy kicked ass!
Did you see the way the shooter was pointing back like the shooter was actually still back there?

[godoncrack]

It was an off duty court officer or somthing
trust me
NO judge has skills like that
And NOBODY would even touch him till AFTER the tackle.
Then everybody suddenly pulled out their respective magnifying glasses and found some testicles.
Two seconds later, the shooter was covered with cameramen

[ElChevelle]

An off-duty sheriff's reserve officer tackled Strier as he walked calmly from the scene.

Fekkin' CNN reported it was a judge

[godoncrack]

And when Columbia broke up over Texas, Didn't they also say it was going 18x faster than the speed of light?

[ElChevelle]

It happened so fast, I wasn't even born when it blew up

The latest solar flare is travelling at 5,000,000,000 miles an hour yet takes 5 days to get to Earth?
Something about living in Atlanta, I guess